The Bad Parody
by angel467
co writer: TheSilverLady
Disclaimer: Bite me.
Summary" there are so many freakin "girl goes back to Middle Earth and falls in love with
Legolas". So I'm writing this b/c I can. It is a little bit "special". This is
such a Mary-Sue.
Jillian Maryanne Daniella Karly Samantha Arradell Amanda Bethany Smith (Jill for short)
hated school. I mean, everybody hates school, but she REALLY hated it. She was in 11th
grade and everybody hated her too. Boohoo. She has only one friend, Kathleen Donna Maria
Tatyana Rose Lily Nadia Felicity Black. Everyone called her Kate. "Everyone" hated her too.
(A/N: I'm so sad. Are you sad?... I didn't think so.) Jill and Kate were walking home one
day when Kate saw something red and shiny in the dumpster. It was a.....
The End (gasp!!!)
Not really. I was lying.
pair of sparkly red Dorothy shoes with fruity little bows on the front.
"I must have those totally far out pair of shoes! screeched Jill.
"No way! Those are totally mine. I so saw them first!" yelled Kate. They both dove
headfirst into the dumpster. Kate emerged from the pile of crap with the left shoe, and
Jill with the right. They looked at each other and immediately started arguing over
the retarded shoes. of a sudden (Not really. You were probably expecting something to happen.)
, a weird old lady with bad poofy blue hair, wrinkles, and rhinestone cat-eye shaped glasses
popped out of an old boot with a flash. She was wearing black pleather pants and a sheer
pink shirt. Kate and Jill screamed in horror.(Not at the fact a lady popped out of a smelly
boot, but because of her traumatizing outfit. Plus, they could tell she thought she was HOT!!!
What the bloody hell is up with that? )
"Little bunny foo foo, hoppin through the forest,... Oops, wrong script.
"Ahh... here it is. Yer a wizard, Harry. No, no not that one either.
"Eureka! I've found it. Okay here goes nothing. Now girls, stop fighting. You can each
have one ugly shoe. If you do not stop fighting, I will be forced to send you both to Middle
Earth and be in bad fan fiction like this one." she exclaimed proudly, then trying to look
impressively menacing. Jill and Kate gave her weird looks.
"Ummm, who are you?" ventured Jill.
"Well, I am your fairy godmother, of course. Geez, What is it with outcasts these days?"
she replied.
"Okay, then", said Kate. With that, Kate and Jill started fighting again. With another
flash, they disappeared from the dumpster, leaving the old lady and the shoes behind.
"With yet another flash, the old crazy lady turned into a tall wizard with long, white,
Herbal Essence hair. He carried a black staff, wore long white robes, and had girly hands
with long manicured nails. His name was ( A/N: drum roll please) dun dun dun ... Saruman the
White. Duh.
"Bwahahahaha. They should have known the dumpster was a portal to Middle Earth. They will
land in the midst of the fellowship, fall madly in love with Legolas Greenleaf
(A/N: He is hot.)and destroy the Fellowship. I know this because girls fall in love with
him in Every fic I read. My plan is foolproof! And I get these LOVELY shoes as well"He said,
then started laughing manically, he left with another flash.
finis
A/N: So, how was it?? Flame me, I dare you! I find it extremely amusing.
by angel467
co writer: TheSilverLady
Disclaimer: Bite me.
Summary" there are so many freakin "girl goes back to Middle Earth and falls in love with
Legolas". So I'm writing this b/c I can. It is a little bit "special". This is
such a Mary-Sue.
Jillian Maryanne Daniella Karly Samantha Arradell Amanda Bethany Smith (Jill for short)
hated school. I mean, everybody hates school, but she REALLY hated it. She was in 11th
grade and everybody hated her too. Boohoo. She has only one friend, Kathleen Donna Maria
Tatyana Rose Lily Nadia Felicity Black. Everyone called her Kate. "Everyone" hated her too.
(A/N: I'm so sad. Are you sad?... I didn't think so.) Jill and Kate were walking home one
day when Kate saw something red and shiny in the dumpster. It was a.....
The End (gasp!!!)
Not really. I was lying.
pair of sparkly red Dorothy shoes with fruity little bows on the front.
"I must have those totally far out pair of shoes! screeched Jill.
"No way! Those are totally mine. I so saw them first!" yelled Kate. They both dove
headfirst into the dumpster. Kate emerged from the pile of crap with the left shoe, and
Jill with the right. They looked at each other and immediately started arguing over
the retarded shoes. of a sudden (Not really. You were probably expecting something to happen.)
, a weird old lady with bad poofy blue hair, wrinkles, and rhinestone cat-eye shaped glasses
popped out of an old boot with a flash. She was wearing black pleather pants and a sheer
pink shirt. Kate and Jill screamed in horror.(Not at the fact a lady popped out of a smelly
boot, but because of her traumatizing outfit. Plus, they could tell she thought she was HOT!!!
What the bloody hell is up with that? )
"Little bunny foo foo, hoppin through the forest,... Oops, wrong script.
"Ahh... here it is. Yer a wizard, Harry. No, no not that one either.
"Eureka! I've found it. Okay here goes nothing. Now girls, stop fighting. You can each
have one ugly shoe. If you do not stop fighting, I will be forced to send you both to Middle
Earth and be in bad fan fiction like this one." she exclaimed proudly, then trying to look
impressively menacing. Jill and Kate gave her weird looks.
"Ummm, who are you?" ventured Jill.
"Well, I am your fairy godmother, of course. Geez, What is it with outcasts these days?"
she replied.
"Okay, then", said Kate. With that, Kate and Jill started fighting again. With another
flash, they disappeared from the dumpster, leaving the old lady and the shoes behind.
"With yet another flash, the old crazy lady turned into a tall wizard with long, white,
Herbal Essence hair. He carried a black staff, wore long white robes, and had girly hands
with long manicured nails. His name was ( A/N: drum roll please) dun dun dun ... Saruman the
White. Duh.
"Bwahahahaha. They should have known the dumpster was a portal to Middle Earth. They will
land in the midst of the fellowship, fall madly in love with Legolas Greenleaf
(A/N: He is hot.)and destroy the Fellowship. I know this because girls fall in love with
him in Every fic I read. My plan is foolproof! And I get these LOVELY shoes as well"He said,
then started laughing manically, he left with another flash.
finis
A/N: So, how was it?? Flame me, I dare you! I find it extremely amusing.