Disclamer that goes for all chapters: I do not own anything you recognize
Ch 1- Shut In
Dear Tom and Harry,
I have locked you two in one of Flich's special closets for you two need to settle your differences. (it is for your own good)
Both of you are way too old to fight petty battles against each other and use the light and dark side as silly excuses.
-Albus
P.S. the door will open only after a month has passed.
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"I can't believe the nerve of the old coot." snarled the Dark Lord who had plastic surgery.
"I can." said the boy that went emo and cut his head.
"What do you mean?"
"He is either on sugar high or it's his time of the month."