Disclaimer : I do not own Vampire Knight.

Sorry for any English errors. English is my second language.


Lilac eyes twitched as he holding on tighter against the side of the bed. On another side of the king sized bed, was a certain pureblood, russet eyes seemingly sparkling with amusement.

"… Kuran, don't joke with me!" He barked like a puppy and Kaname licked his lips, small grin stayed on his face.

"I'm not, Zero. You said you want it, I just want to help." He nonchalantly replied, too much for Zero's liking. The teen then darted his eyes towards the closed door. Just a small plan to distract the pureblood away from his destination, then he could just run and get out from the room.

He just hated the way Kaname was staring at his hair.

"I want a decent haircut, Kaname."

The brunette let out a small chuckle, eyes never leave his prey.

"Yes. That's why I want to cut your hair for you."

"You? Cut my hair? Even in your dreams I won't let you touch my hair, don't even mention reality. You know nothing about haircut." Lilac eyes twitched deeper and the brunette faked a small gasp, placing a hand on his chest as if he had been hurt.

"Zero, how could you doubt your boyfriend? A pureblood? Such small matters are easily to be done by my expert self." He smirked. Zero felt his temper rose to maximum by his boyfriend's choice of words.

"Fuck you, Kuran!" he threw a pillow towards the brunette's direction – which Kaname had easily avoided – and rushed towards the mahogany door. When he was about to grab the handle, a pair of arms grabbed his waist first and the pureblood effortlessly threw his boyfriend over his shoulder.

"Let me down! Kaname, let me down!" Zero squirmed, hitting on the brunette's back with his fists as hard as he could. Kaname groaned at his action, reached out a hand and spanked his boyfriend hard.

An adorable yelp escaped his lips and Kaname grinned.

"Now, now, Zero, Kaname Kuran is at your service."

That was the last thing Zero heard before blackness greeted him like a long lost friend.


"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR!"

Yuuki and Ichiru almost jumped out of surprises at the sound of breaking glasses. The voice belonged to another Kiryuu was heard from a certain pureblood's room and the prefects had to wonder, should or not they check on them?

Before Yuuki could decided whether to knock against the door or not, said door was opened and a fuming Zero stepped out. He gave glares at both prefects and the duo blinked staring at him, speechless. The room was empty but one of the windows was broken and let just say, Yuuki could already conclude about Kaname's whereabouts.

But that was not the most shocking news. The most shocking one was the fact that Zero already cut his hair and dyed it into the colour of red blood.

As the angry prefect made his way out from the place, Ichiru opened his mouth to comment.

"That was just… hot."

END.


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