This fanfiction is basically about a very flirtatious, perverted, and sexy girl. Well, at least, her personality can be flirty, pervy, and sexy. Anyway, this is primarily a Pein fanfiction.


Slave-Shopping

Hidan and Kakuzu were walking back to their hide-out after a grueling hard mission. At the moment they were slowly walking through a rural-looking place. There was a small village located near fields of dying crops. Close by the village were bazaars and stands selling low-quality vegetables, cheaply dyed fabrics, and other things.

Since the two ninjas weren't in a rush to get back to their base, they wandered into the bazaar, just looking at the merchandise. Poorly clothed people were all over the place. They looked at the zombie twins in fear and moved aside, making way for the two. Now, that the crowd of people weren't blocking Hidan and Kakuzu's view, they spotted a strange man standing behind a stand. What made him so odd was the row of girls behind him, sitting down on the floor wearing hoods that covered enough to hide their privates.

"Hey, 'Kuzu, we should check this out. Almost fucking naked bitches! Free porn, moneywhore," Hidan urged and led Kakuzu to the wooden stand.

When Kakuzu and Hidan were almost to the stand, the man knew they were walking toward him. He automatically started to speak. "Hello, there!" he said in a fake excited voice. "Have you come to buy something?"

Kakuzu grunted. "Not likely."

Hidan didn't reply, since he was to absorbed in observing the girls' bodies. He even tried to lift the fabric where it ended on a girl's thigh to take a peek. She squealed as Hidan chuckled.

The owner of the stand, and probably the girls, saw this but didn't say anything. He didn't care.

Kakuzu questioned, "Are you selling these girls?"

The man nodded his head up and down quickly and enthusiastically. "Yes, yes, yes we are. You can buy them as slaves, if you'd like."

The masked ninja grunted again and started to look at them once more. His eyes were captured by a young girl at the end of the row even though she looked no different than the others. She was also doing the exact same thing: looking down with her hood over her face. For some odd reason, though, Kakuzu was just looking at her for no reason. Something was strange about her.

Hidan noticed her, too, and asked the man, "Who's she?" Hidan could sense something odd about her, even though he didn't know what was odd about her, just like Kakuzu.

"Oh, she's Guilietta. Just another slave," he quickly said, "you could buy."

"How fucking old is she?" Hidan asked, cocking his head to the side.

The man shrugged, obviously, he didn't care, either. "We don't care enough to keep track of their age. By the looks, I'd have to say she's most likely 13."

"Thirteen," Hidan repeated, shooting a mischievous glace at Kakuzu.

Hidan howled. "She's probably a fucking hot bitch underneath all that shit! She's got big titties and a nice round ass, right?" he asked the owner, who leaned on the stand as it wobbled.

The owner nodded furiously up and down once more. "If I had to recommend any girl for you to buy, I'd have to say Guilietta. She's very pretty, indeed. However, she doesn't have a very large bust. But, she does have a very curvy and sexy figure."

The creepy man rubbed his hands together, smiling, thinking that he had sold Guilietta. Then, he saw the dissatisfied look on his face and added, "She's also a virgin. I am not lying. I got her when she was just a baby. No man has touched her."

Hidan mulled it over a bit, deciding whether the man was telling the truth or not. He finally made up his mind. "Well, that'll make up for having a flat chest," Hidan shrugged. He smiled pervertedly. "We'll take her."

Kakuzu snarled, "What?"

"We're gonna' buy her, moneywhore," Hidan replied as the man scurried to untie her ropes that were holding her feet together. "Then, she'll be my fucktoy and I'll screw her until I'm dickless." He chuckled at the mental image that flashed through his mind.

"I am not going to buy her," Kakuzu growled.

"Fine, fine, fine," the Jashinist hastily said. "We'll both fuck her."

"Hidan -" Kakuzu started but was quickly cut short when Hidan handed the man a stash of money neatly tied with a rubber band. "Where did you get all that money?"

"Eh?" Hidan said, not really listening. "Oh, I stole it from you."

"Bastard!" Kakuzu growled, about ready to decapitate him when Hidan grabbed the leash that was on Guilietta's neck and lightly tugged her.

"C'mon," Hidan said, smirking. "We're going back to the base as soon as possible so we can fuck the shit out of her. I call pussy. You're gonna have to settle for anal. I want to see this bitch bounce on my dick and scream."

Kakuzu growled unhappily and they walked away from the stand as the greedy man started to count the money he had received.


The two ninjas were pacing on a path that was through a deep and very thick forest. It was almost close to nighttime. The quiet Guilietta was obediently following behind Hidan, since he had the leash in his hand. Hidan was walking a little bit quicker than usual, making Guilietta have to walk faster, which was difficult since she had no shoes to wear. Kakuzu walked at his normal, slow, leisurely place. Like before, he wasn't timed, so he wasn't in as much of a rush as Hidan.

"Hidan, slow down," Kakuzu said in his deep voice.

The Jashinist stopped, about 3 feet ahead of the stitched man. He tapped his feet impatiently. "Hurry the fuck up, slow poke. I wanna' get back to the base as soon as friggin' possible." He then looked at Guilietta, her hood still pulled over her face. His curiosity was sparked the moment they had set eyes on her, but now his curiosity was practically killing the icy pink-eyed man. He pulled the leash back, holding the rest of the leash until he guided Guilietta right in front of him. "Now, how about we see that face of yours, eh, Lietta-chan?" he teased. Then, he slowly pulled back her hood, Guilietta not moving at all as the action was performed.

Kakuzu stopped walking when he reached the two and looked at Guilietta's face. Hidan smirked and touched her face.

Guilietta was definitely a sight to see. She had long pink hair, since it continued down her back. She had bangs that covered her eyes, hiding them from the two ninja's view. Her skin was beautiful. Guilietta had no zits or blemishes on her face, she had balanced skin that was somewhat tan.

"Aww, fuck," Hidan muttered as he took in what he saw. "You're fucking hot!"

Kakuzu himself was even surprised! He figured the girl would look ugly with a few bruises on her face. When the owner said she was pretty, Kakuzu still thought that she would be unappealing. 'She probably looks naturally ugly,' Kakuzu thought at that time. He was wrong, though.

"Now, let's see your eyes..." Hidan trailed off as he removed his hand from her face and lightly parted her bangs to see her eyes.

Her eyes were a beautiful alarming red. They weren't blood red, just a very bright crimson. She had long eyelashes that curled just at the right degree, making her

"Fucking sexy!" Hidan barked. He then quickly matted her dark hair over her eyes again, covering her bright red irises.

"Why are you doing that?" Kakuzu asked, not understanding why he did that.

"So the other shitheads won't hit on her. You know, the rest of the horny bastards back at the hide-out. Deidara and Sasori are sick fucks, you know," he replied as he lead Guilietta again.

"Hmph," Kakuzu replied. "They're going to find out, eventually."

"Yeah, well, fuck you."


The large boulder was resettled in its usual place in front of the large hole of the hide-out, with a new talisman placed on it. They entered the darkness, where it was soon lit up by the rainbow-outlined figures of the Akatsuki members. The leader was the figure that was higher than the other ones, on the tallest finger.

Hidan said, "Oi, fuckers. We're back."

Kakuzu did not say a word.

Pein said in his deep deity-like voice, "Who is that accompanying you two?"

The Jashinist swore under his breath. "Oh, no one."

"Who is accompanying you two?" the leader repeated once more, no hint of irritation in his voice, except for the slight hostility in his tone.

"Ugh..." Hidan groaned. "It's just some bitch we bought at this market. That's all." He lightly tugged the girl so she was now standing behind him. He held the leash behind his back and smiled.

"Some bitch, huh?" Deidara said, his voice easily recognizable among the rainbow holograms.

The Jashinist growled. "Yeah, fuckface. Are you deaf, Dei-chan?"

The bomber of Akatsuki made an unpleasant sound in response.

"Do you know what you're planning to do with her?" the leader asked.

"Yeah," Hidan said. "We're gonna' have a fun time screwing her." He smirked.

"Then, what are you going to do?" the same person asked again.

"Uhh..." Hidan scratched his head. "What are we going to do with Guilietta?" he asked Kakuzu in a low voice.

"Kill her, I suppose," was the answer.

Behind Hidan, the silver-haired male felt the leash holding her neck quiver. Guilietta had shuddered as a cold chill ran up her spine. She was afraid. Hidan said, "Awww... we really have to kill her?" he teased. "She's scared!" He cackled.

"What had you planned, if you're not going to kill her?" the leader said.

"She could be my slave. Ya' know, for my sexual needs and crap," Hidan suggested.

"How selfish!" Kisame said, as he clicked his tongue.

"I mean -" Hidan quickly said, "Lietta-chan could be our fucktoy. Haha, I was just joking around about her being just my toy."

"We can't accept that," the head man of the organization stated as he made up his mind. "She can't be anyone's... toy."

"What?" Hidan exclaimed. "I paid for her! She's mine, you asswipe!"

"Technically, I did," Kakuzu corrected as he glared at him. "You owe me $700 dollars, idiot."

"Whatever! Fuck you, bastard!" the other guy yelled. He turned back to the leader, who was on the statue's finger. "Why can't she be my thing? Huh? Answer me!"

"It just isn't allowed," he calmly said.

"Allowed? Isn't fucking allowed? All the other shitters in this organization bring in women!" he protested. "Why can't I, eh?"

"They always kill them after they've received what they wanted. You want to keep her. She might escape and release information about us. It can't happen. We're not to take any risks," the leader said in a stern voice.

"Aw! Fuck you, you cockmuncher!" Hidan groaned loudly and said, "Then have this bitch, fuckface!" He then pulled the leash roughly, dragging Guilietta by the neck and throwing her with great force on the hard ground. She made a noise that clearly stated she was in pain. He dropped the leash.

The leader didn't say anything, and for a few moments, there was no sound. Just a very awkward, strange silence. The girl on the floor didn't move, she was strewn across on the ground, almost in a fetal position. She didn't move a finger. Finally, the leader said, "You're all dismissed."

"Thank Jashin. You're all fucking bitches," Hidan said as he stalked off to his room. He was still pissed at the fact that the leader didn't let him have his toy. After all, how would the girl escape? She was held captive in a damn cave. There was no need to worry about her escaping unless she could claw through rock or something.

When everyone was gone, the leader teleported down from the finger he was standing on so that he was now standing next to Guilietta. She didn't move, still. Guilietta was afraid. The male said, "Get up."

Guilietta didn't move, but after a moment, she slowly got up. She was now standing up, hanging her head down. She tried not to move even by a millimeter.

The man noticed that some of her skin on her knees were worn away when she fell. It was red and looked like they could get an infection. He asked, "Is your name Guilietta?"

She nodded.

"Follow me."

Guilietta obediently followed after him, somewhat surprised that he didn't grab her leash or drag her behind him, like Hidan. She was like an abused dog; her head hung low and she was covered in soil from the fall she had taken.


The man had teleported them to a very tall building that was oddly designed. They were now in a room that was very modern Japanese-styled with the short flat tables, fluffy cushions on the bamboo-designed floor, etc. Since they were standing in the middle of the room, she could see that behind her was a door, and to her left next to another door was a sliding door. To her right was a sliding door. The door next to the left sliding door was most likely a bathroom. On the floor next to the balcony in front of her was a large bed. Other than that, the room had the basics for one person to live by theirselves except for a kitchen. There was no kitchen. However, there were shelves, drawers, and a large cupboard.

Guilietta looked around, unsure of why he brought her here. Now that they were out of the dark, Guilietta could see the man. Well, at least, the back of his head. He was standing in front of her and was talking to her.

"You're to stay in this room and not leave. You may use anything in this room, and you may not enter any of the rooms past the sliding doors," he said in his deep voice.

Guilietta said in a quiet, low voice, "Okay." Obviously, this man was powerful. Hidan, didn't even argue against what he said when it was his final decision that Hidan should not keep her.

"I'll tend to your wounds later."

Guilietta was shocked. She didn't expect him to tend to her wounds. They seemed too uncaring and somewhat cruel to care about her. Even though it wasn't very serious and the abrasion didn't hurt, she knew that she had a chance of getting a deadly infection. She didn't say anything.

The left sliding door opened and a blue-haired woman with a paper flower appeared and walked past the threshold. Her face showed no emotion, it was neutral. However, when her eyes were brought upon Guilietta, her eyes widened in shock. The blue-haired woman then quickly regained her stoic expression.

Guilietta's head was no longer hung low, and she looked around. Her hood fell, so her long pink hair was showing, and her beautiful red eyes were observing the woman. Guilietta was wondering why she was looking at her, and noticed that both the man in front of her and she were wearing the same cloak. So did the two other men who bought her.

"Pein?" the blue-haired woman asked.

The man in front of Guilietta, Pein, said, "I'll tell you later."

She nodded.

Guilietta looked at them both.

"For now," Pein started, "give her some more suitable clothes and prepare a shower for her."

She nodded again, and turned to open the door beside the sliding door she had entered. She then closed the door and the sound of water falling was heard. After that, she came out and opened some of the drawers. She had a towel, a bottle of shampoo, and a bar of sweet-smelling soap. She returned to the bathroom and put the items in there. She was about to leave when she turned around to face Guilietta and asked, "Are you wearing any underwear?"

Guilietta quickly shook her head no. She was very embarrassed and her face was flushing red. The two other people could see the humiliation she was going through, and decided to not say anything.

"Konan," Pein said.

"I know," the woman replied and did a few handsigns. She then disappeared with a poof of smoke. A few minutes later, she then returned with purchased underwear. "Here," Konan said as she handed Guilietta the bag of underwear.

"Guilietta, take your shower," Pein said, and turned to look at Guilietta. "Afterwards, Konan will tend to your wound."

Guilietta was mesmerized by Pein's face. Personally, Guilietta thought that he had an unbelievably handsome face. He had quite a few piercings and strange patterned grey eyes. Guilietta just kept staring at his face as her face grew cherry red by the second. It took her a few seconds to peel away her eyesight from his gorgeous face. She quickly nodded and swiftly walked away from the two to the bathroom and closed the door. She locked it.

The minute she closed the door, Konan glanced at Pein from the corner of her eye. Pein had the usual stoic face that Konan was so familiar with. There was nothing different about him. The reason why Konan was observing Pein so much and looked at him was because Konan didn't understand why he'd take in this girl and be so hospitable to her. However, the truth was that Konan had developed some feelings for Pein over the years, and was somewhat envious of Pein keeping this... whore.

Pein then turned to Konan and started to explain the story. "Hidan wanted to keep this girl as his fucktoy, and I told him it wasn't acceptable. So I'm going to keep this girl for a while." It was a simple explanation and to the point.

Konan's jealousy got the better of her. "Why can't you just kill her?" She tried to keep her voice monotone, as she usually does. It was harder than regular.

"That's also an option," Pein said.

"Would you like me to do it for you?" she asked, very eager to kill her.

"No. At least, not yet." Pein turned around and walked towards the balcony. he said, "I see some possible potential in her."

Since Pein wasn't looking at Konan, she frowned in distaste. 'Potential in that girl?' she thought, 'The only potential I see is a home-wrecking prostitute...' She was maliciously thinking of ways to make Guilietta's life like Hell, since Pein said no to murdering her. There was no way to argue with him once he had made up his mind.

After a moment or so, Pein teleported away. Konan stood there, since she had to stay to disinfect Guiletta's wound.


I tried to make this chapter super long. It just takes too long to write. This took me, like, two weeks. Maybe, I'm not sure. Anyway, please review so I know what you guys think of this new fanfiction.

By the way, I'm planning on Konan to pick on Guilietta. Should I add a bitchier and more personal side of Konan, or just make her a stern, monotone, expressionless bitch? I think I'm going to go with a stoic her, but I wanna' know what you all think.

PLEASE REVIEW OR I MIGHT NOT CONTINUE. THANK YOU.