Hi! :D I am here to present you an insanity-fueled story about Judge Jaden Yuki! I got this from various judge shows. Hope you enjoy the figurative crack! : )
DISCLAIMER BY MR. ROBOT-KUN: LITTLE FEMALE DOES NOT OWN YU-GI-OH GX OR ANY JUDGE SHOWS MENTIONED HERE. DO NOT ACCUSE HER OF SUCH THINGS. I HAVE LASERS. AGAIN, LET ME REPEAT, PUNY FEMALE DOES NOT OWN ANY SHOWS!
Thanks Mr. Robot-Kun! :D
ALSO, THERE ARE MENTIONS OF RANDOM SONGS! DON'T OWN THEM EITHER!
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"Man, this show is awesome!: Jaden yelled in Sy's ear.
"Uh, Jaden, it's just Judge Joe Brown" Sy whimpered. You see, Sy was scared for his life because bad things always happened when Jaden was in a hyper mood.
"I wanna be a judge!" And with that, Jaden suddenly appeared wearing a judge's wig, a judge's robe, and he was holding a gavel. "Let's go find some cases!" Jaden promptly ran off.
As Jaden and Sy were running, they came upon an accented argument.
"That's my accent!" a Southern voice exclaimed.
"Mate, I didn't take any accent! I was born this way!" Came the Australian reply.
"Now, you're stealing songs too? Did you think you're Lady Gaga!"
"What's a Lady Gaga?"
"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talkin about!"
"Er, I don't, mate."
If you didn't know, it was Jesse arguing with Jim. Poor Jim just doesn't know what he's getting into.
"Hey! Who's that arguing?" Jaden yelled.
"You couldn't tell that it is Jesse and Jim?" Sy EPICALLY exclaimed! :D
"Nope."
Sy face palmed.
"Hey, Jesse, why don't you take Jim to court over your accent charges?" Jaden suggested.
"Hey, that's a great idea! Thanks Jay!" Jesse's face lit up. Oh how Jesse would get his revenge. "So, Jay, wanna be the judge?"
"This was just the prompting Jaden needed.
"Sure thing buddy!" And in no time, Jaden had a makeshift courtroom set up outside in front of the Academy Building. Also, when this occurred, Sy was magically wearing a bailiff's outfit! :D
"All rise for the honorable Judge Jaden Yuki." Sy stated in the deepest voice he could muster.
Jesse and Jim stood. Jaden sat.
"You may now be seated."
"Jaden, mate, I don't see the point in this…." Jim began.
"SILENCE YOU TOOL! I CONTROL THIS COURTROOM" Jaden yelled while banging (Tehe) his gavel.
Jim was silenced, Shirley; however, was not.
"GROWL!" came Shirley's response to her owner's unfair treatment. Shirley didn't think that Jim was a tool.
"GET THIS ANIMAL OUT OF MY COURTROOM!" Jaden demanded.
Shirley went and bit Jaden. (tehe again)
"Nevermind. She can stay." Jaden said then burst into tears.
After Jaden was finished crying the case began.
"Now, you two, what seems to be the problem? Plaintiff, you go first."
"Well, your highness," Jesse began, "That rotten go fer nothing chicken head stole my accent!"
"This is just ridiculous!" Jim claimed
"SILENCE!
Jim sat back down.
"Do you have proof of this Mr. Anderson?"
"I sure do! Make 'em talk!"
"Speak for the court Mr. Cook."
Jim wrote on a piece of paper and gave it to Sy to give to Jaden.
The paper said:
"I'm not speaking you big doody-head."
"….."
"….."
The courtroom was silent.
"SPEAK DAMN YOU!" Jaden thundered! EPICALLY!
"Mate…." Jim tried again to speak some sense into Jaden.
"See! That's proves it your honor!" Jesse yelled!
"Yes, you are right, Jesse." Jaden began, "Jim for the crime of stealing Jesse's accent, I sentence you to-"
Jaden was interrupted as Might Gai from Naruto popped in!
"You, my youthful thief, must run 100 laps around this island on your hands!" And with a gleam in his teeth, Might Gai disappeared.
"Yeah, do what that freaky guy said." Jaden proclaimed.
"I won't do it mate! I'll take this to the Supreme Court if I have to!" Jim threatened!
By this time, a crowd had gathered around the "courtroom."
"What are the two hillbillies arguing about now?"
Said hillbillies then proceeded to agree to disagree, so they could kick some butt.
"Well, I think my work is finished for today. Wouldn't you agree bailiff?" Jaden asked Sy.
"Uh, Jay? You didn't do anything but cause a mass riot."
"I know. It's tough being a judge, but someone has to do it."
And so they lived happily the rest of the day.
"So, Jim…"
"Yeah mate?"
"When did Jay become a judge?"
"Who knows mate, who knows…."
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Authoress Note: Well, that certainly was odd. But, I still hope that you enjoyed it! At least to a certain degree? Mr. Robot-Kun certainly did enjoy it.
[Mr. Robot-Kun can be seen lying on the ground surrounded by smoke]
At least, I think that's what that means…..
But, hey, if you have an idea for a court case, feel free to share it with me! :D