Wow. What A fucked up day.

I thought as I slammed open the bar door. Everyone gave me a look that clearly said, uh-

oh trouble, or oh goody ! A prostitute! I flipped them all off as I sat down on a bar stool.

"Coors, please."

I muttered as the bartender came over with a scowl, not even asking for my fake I.D.

After a couple of beers, I was dizzy. Almost twice, I fell off the stool.

That's when the door swung open, yet again. Was it my eyes? Did I imagine it?

I was in a different village, due to my mission, but I didn't expect to see those guys here.

A blonde with the exact same hair as me, well, slightly different, had sauntered in. And

wow, he was pissed, like he was going to explode. And he had this coat on. Red clouds,

scratched headband, even painted toenails. The whole she-bang.

"Wine. RED. In a bottle. And a beer."

He sat down like four seats away from me. Completely oblivious. Maybe, just maybe I

could get some information out of him. If I'm lucky. Or maybe I've had to much to drink.

Asshole. Specific instructions for a fuckin' drink?Bull shit.

Red wine, in a bottle Sasori has weird tastes. I know that he's inside of Hiruko instead of outside. Looking

around the bar, It's pretty easy to tell that it's the usual crowd of hoes, drunks, and shit

bags. But, there's this one chick who's giving this funny look like I'm some type of

exotic animal. That can be a good thing or a bad thing. But, I'll stick with good thing

because she's not all over me like some chicks.

"How many of those have you had?"

I ask her, hoping she's had one too many.

She hiccups,

"four."

That's enough for me!

"So… I take it you're a chuunin? By the very least?"

She nods, the puzzled expression fading away.Underneath the table I put on my gloves.

Some girls are turned on by the extra mouths. Some girls don't like them.

I'll just be safe for now. I'm just about to get her another drink when, the door slams

open and a metal tail from hiruko crunches my stool to a sad little pile of metal. Thankfully, danna

gave me time to move.

"Sorry, gotta go."

I growl, about to give Sasori an earful, when something grabs my arm, I turn around and

see that it' the girl that I was talking too. I usually despise the clingy types, but I'll live

for now.

"Wait, What's your name?"

She stutters as though her life depends on it. I smirk and answer,

"Deidara"

((Hey guys, tell me if you like this or not. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated, please tell me if you like it or not. This is my first fan fic that has been submitted, and I wrote it on a whim. And tell me who you think the girl is. HINT: she's not an OC. ))