Disclaimer: I don't own Right Said Fred or his song. Sadly, I don't own Hiei.
Hiei: It's a good thing too...
Kupo: No it's not! *Bursts into tears.*
A/N: I have to give some credit to Bob-chan who is the reason why we came up with the phrase "Hiei's too sexy for his shirt." NOW THANK BOB-CHAN!!
Right Said Fred (or who ever that dude is): *Singing*
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me
Kupo: *Knocks him out with ChiChi's frying pan, puts him in the closet and drags Hiei onto the stage.*
Audience: O.o;;
Hiei: I don't want to be here.
Kupo: *Ahem.* Cue the music! *Sings.*
Hiei's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt
So sexy for the fan-girls!
Hiei: *Sighs and rips shirt off.*
Kupo: *Sings*
And Hiei's too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan.
Hiei: But I live in Japan!! Sort of..
Kupo: *Still singing.*
And Hiei's too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party,
No way Hiei's disco dancing.
Hiei: What are you talking about?!? I don't go to parties or dance! Especially disco! I hate parties!
Kupo: *Singing*
Hiei's a bishie you know what I mean,
And he does his little turn on the catwalk.
Hiei: WHAT?! Shut up ningen! Just shut up!
Kupo: *Trying not to crack up.*
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah,
He does his little turn on the catwalk
Audience: O.o;;;
Fangirls: *Nodding and trying to get at Hiei.*
Kupo: *Glares at fangirls until they sit down while singing.*
Hiei's too sexy for his car, too sexy for his car.
Too sexy by far.
Hiei: But I don't have a car! Only stupid Ningen need a car!
Kupo: *GRIN.*
And Hiei's too sexy for his hat,
Too sexy for his hat, what do you think about that?
Hiei: I know what they're thinking! They're thinking that I don't have a hat!
Kupo: *Glomps Hiei, still singing.*
Hiei's a bishie you know what I mean,
And he does his little turn on the catwalk.
Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah
Hiei shakes his little touche on the catwalk.
Hiei: I don't! I don't! LIES!
Kupo: *Still glomping Hiei and waving pictures of him that she printed out.*
Hiei's too sexy for his, too sexy for his, too sexy for his...
'Cos Hiei's a bishie you know what I mean,
And he does his little turn on the catwalk.
Yeah on the catwalk on, the catwalk yeah.
Hiei shakes his little touche on the catwalk.
Hiei: Shut up! You're making a mockery of me! Where's the idiot who made this song?!?!
Hiei's too sexy for his cat, too sexy for his cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
Hiei: I don't have a cat!
Kupo:
Hiei's too sexy for his love too sexy for his love
So he should come to Bob-chan 'n me!
Angry fangirls: *All glare at Kupo.*
Kupo: *Sticks tongue and holds up sign that says: He's Bob-chan's and mine!*
Hiei: I am not!
Kupo:
And Hiei's too sexy for this song.
Hiei: Damn right! *Walks of with Kupo clinging onto him.*
Audience: O.o;;;
Person: Where's Right Said Fred?
Right Said Fred: *Is unconscious in the closet.*
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What do you think. Funny, ne? R/R please!
Hiei: It's a good thing too...
Kupo: No it's not! *Bursts into tears.*
A/N: I have to give some credit to Bob-chan who is the reason why we came up with the phrase "Hiei's too sexy for his shirt." NOW THANK BOB-CHAN!!
Right Said Fred (or who ever that dude is): *Singing*
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me
Kupo: *Knocks him out with ChiChi's frying pan, puts him in the closet and drags Hiei onto the stage.*
Audience: O.o;;
Hiei: I don't want to be here.
Kupo: *Ahem.* Cue the music! *Sings.*
Hiei's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt
So sexy for the fan-girls!
Hiei: *Sighs and rips shirt off.*
Kupo: *Sings*
And Hiei's too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan.
Hiei: But I live in Japan!! Sort of..
Kupo: *Still singing.*
And Hiei's too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party,
No way Hiei's disco dancing.
Hiei: What are you talking about?!? I don't go to parties or dance! Especially disco! I hate parties!
Kupo: *Singing*
Hiei's a bishie you know what I mean,
And he does his little turn on the catwalk.
Hiei: WHAT?! Shut up ningen! Just shut up!
Kupo: *Trying not to crack up.*
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah,
He does his little turn on the catwalk
Audience: O.o;;;
Fangirls: *Nodding and trying to get at Hiei.*
Kupo: *Glares at fangirls until they sit down while singing.*
Hiei's too sexy for his car, too sexy for his car.
Too sexy by far.
Hiei: But I don't have a car! Only stupid Ningen need a car!
Kupo: *GRIN.*
And Hiei's too sexy for his hat,
Too sexy for his hat, what do you think about that?
Hiei: I know what they're thinking! They're thinking that I don't have a hat!
Kupo: *Glomps Hiei, still singing.*
Hiei's a bishie you know what I mean,
And he does his little turn on the catwalk.
Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah
Hiei shakes his little touche on the catwalk.
Hiei: I don't! I don't! LIES!
Kupo: *Still glomping Hiei and waving pictures of him that she printed out.*
Hiei's too sexy for his, too sexy for his, too sexy for his...
'Cos Hiei's a bishie you know what I mean,
And he does his little turn on the catwalk.
Yeah on the catwalk on, the catwalk yeah.
Hiei shakes his little touche on the catwalk.
Hiei: Shut up! You're making a mockery of me! Where's the idiot who made this song?!?!
Hiei's too sexy for his cat, too sexy for his cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.
Hiei: I don't have a cat!
Kupo:
Hiei's too sexy for his love too sexy for his love
So he should come to Bob-chan 'n me!
Angry fangirls: *All glare at Kupo.*
Kupo: *Sticks tongue and holds up sign that says: He's Bob-chan's and mine!*
Hiei: I am not!
Kupo:
And Hiei's too sexy for this song.
Hiei: Damn right! *Walks of with Kupo clinging onto him.*
Audience: O.o;;;
Person: Where's Right Said Fred?
Right Said Fred: *Is unconscious in the closet.*
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What do you think. Funny, ne? R/R please!