Tittle: La Bise

Pairing: Alaude/Fon (AF)

Rating: K+ (You! Underages-fellow! You can read this fanfic because it's safe!)

Summary: Who knows French's culture can be sweet and dangerous at the same time? And Vongola Primo's Cloud Guardian is having troubles to arrange the suitable words to explain. Maybe practical is the easiest way?

Warning: You see the pairing above, so you have either 'Continue' or 'Leave' to choose. If you don't support this pairing, you may leave now because I'm not bothering myself to read your meaningless rants :)

Disclaimer: Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn belongs to Amano Akira, the fanfic and this account are mine, btw ;)


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.: La Bise :.

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"Nee, Alaude... You can speak French, right?" Fon asked as he put down the book he was reading.

A novel. Romance novel.

Though it wasn't his liking to read romance novel with cheesy words and poems and tears-making plot, but he had to read that novel. School's assignment, that is.

The asked teen didn't answer, he was reading a book—very thick book— on his favorite desk.

Without looking at the other, Fon asked, "What's a 'Bise'?"

"Peck."

"Oh, I see."

"But it's not a mere 'peck'."

"Why is that?"

Closing the book he was reading, the French-teen put the book back on his desk and took a pen. From Fon's side, he could tell the Guardian of the Cloud was signing some papers.

"Every single peck you do has different meaning. Start from o— eh?" Alaude widened his eyes in shock, one hand on his cheek and his face turned into bright pink. "W—what did—?"

"The woman on the book I was reading did it once on her bestfriend's cheek. So 1 peck means you're my bestfriend, right?" The Chinese-teen said with smug on his face. He looked so confident about the idea he was concluded.

'Bestfriend...huh?'

Smiling, the Chinese-teen opened the novel again and began to read the rest of the pages. "Maybe I should do the same to the others when I meet them."

"Weakling."

"Yes?"

"Don't do it to other people or vous etes en etat d'arrestation !"

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.: The End :.

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A/N:

Jealousy at its highest level, eh~xD *kicked*

I found it on google and it said that one bise is given to your lover/spouse. And yeah, the whole 'La Bise'-thingy was based on an anime I was watching and some researches on Google page.

Found any typos, grammatical-errors, misunderstandings?

Maybe you can tell me, yeah, I mean to submit reviews TTvTT

CMIIW ;) I'll fix it soon if you'll let me know :)

P.S: Yeah, I'm one of those AF-Shipper, Problems? *slap me!*