"Come on baby, give me some of the good stuff..." The Grave robber chuckled with satisfaction as he extracted the Zytrate.
"Freeze!" A voice shouted from the darkness and Graverobber raised his hands.
"This – err- isn't what it looks like..."
"Step away from the body, scumbag!" The armed law enforcer shouted.
He took a step to the right, the broke into a run as he made a desperate break for freedom. He was immediately downed with a bullet to the spine.
"I found another one, Harvey."
"Jesus Leroy, how many are there? It's a good thing we put up those signs," he pointed to the nearest sign that read Graverobbers will be executed on sight.
"I know, that's the fifth one this week," they walked off and continued protrolling the area.
A few minutes later, a second graverobber stepped over the body of his comrade.
"Tough luck buddy," he looked at the Graverobbers will be executed on sight sign. Then he shrugged and ran off clutching his own vial of Zytrate.
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The one and only Graverobber leaned back in his chair and flipped an M&M into his mouth.
"I did it, I'm the mother fucking king baby."
"What?" Shilo looked up from her laptop. At the age of eighteen Graverobber had hired her to be his assistant.
An exact replica of her boss walked in through the door covered in blood, slime and god-only-knows-what.
"I got the stuff, but we lost one of our guys."
The original Graverobber shrugged.
"Hey, it happens. As I was saying, we've been about to put out more of the glow since I cloned myself about a hundred times."
"A hundred and twenty one," his cloned corrected him which promted his boss to shoot him.
Shilo kept her mouth shut and turned back to her computer.
"But why clones?" she eventually asked.
Graverobber shrugged while his clone lay bleeding on the floor.
"Why not?"
Shilo looked back to her computer again. Graverobber might be crazy but he was a lot of fun.
A/N: This is an idea that was inspired by the "Graverobbers will be executed on sight" sign and gave me idea of a world literally full of Graverobbers.