Sweet
A/N: So this is entirely dialogue, but I might write the prose at some point.
Disclaimer: You know... I don't own it and all that...
"Aw, that's so sweet!"
"Huh?"
"Eloquent."
"Shut up. What's sweet?"
"You're picking flowers!"
"I am not!"
"What are you talking about? You totally were!"
"—"
"Why are you pouting?"
"Malfoy's are NOT sweet, woman!"
"Oh sure. 'Malfoy's aren't sweet', 'Malfoy's don't run', 'Malfoy's aren't cute'... blah blah blah..."
"Well it's true!"
"Right. If any of it were true you'd be no better than a computer."
"Huh?"
"Eloquent."
"Shut UP!"
"—"
"I could prove it to you."
"Prove what?"
"That I'm not sweet."
"How exactly would you do that?"
"Restrain your hands, rip off every inch of your clothing, and torture you until you're babbling incoherently."
"Hmm, very good plan, but probably not the best idea in the courtyard with everyone watching us."
"Well then I guess I'll just have to—"
"What are you? ACK!! DRACO STOP TICKLING ME!!!"
"Take it back!"
"Take.what.back? Can't.breathe.HELP!"
"Say I'm not sweet!"
"You're.not.sweet..."
"Good girl."
"Hmph."
"Oh don't be like that, you know you like it."
"Why are you nuzzling my neck?"
"Why not?"
"Whatever. Oh and love?"
"Mhmm?"
"Tickling is considered cute."
A/N: You know, I always find it a bit desperate of people to beg for reviews but... I totally know where they're coming from...
Please review!!