FY Karaoke Night
By Selphine
A/N: Yeah, I know this idea has been used before. But it's so fun!! Read and review, and maybe you'll be seeing part two sometime in the future!
All of the suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi and their respective mikos were sitting at a karaoke bar. "What the hell are we doing here?" Tasuki flamed.
"I dunno,' Tamahome replied.
"Do you know, Chiriko?" Mitsukake asked.
"According to my calculations..."
"You're going to sing!" A voice from nowhere called out.
"Who are you?"
"The author," the voice replied. "Now you will sing Karaoke songs."
"Oh, for the sake of Seiryuu," Soi mumbled. "This is pathetic."
"Miaka, isn't this great?"
"Yeah it sure is Yui-chan!"
"Yui-sama..." Suboshi drooled.
"Who'll sing first no da?"
Suboshi perked up. "I will!"
"Um, okay..."
Suboshi ran up to the microphone. "I will be singing Bring it All Back by S Club 7!"
Miaka looked at Nuriko. "What's an 'S club'?
Nuriko paused. "Seven people who like the letter 'S'?"
Miaka smiled. "That's you guys! There's seven of you, and S for Suzaku!"
Nuriko groaned.
Bring it all back now
Nakago: Bring what back?
Tamahome: Bring back my family, you psychotic yo-yo boy!
Don't stop, never give up
Tomo: He never does...
Hold your head high and reach the top
Hotohori: The top of what?
Chiriko: Maybe Mount Taikyoku...
Let the world see what you have got
Tamahome: What, some yo-yos?
Bring it all back to you
Hold on to what you try to be
Yui: He's trying to be my boyfriend, and he has no chance whatsoever.
Your individuality
Hotohori: Oh, so THAT'S what you call it...
When the world is on your shoulders
Nuriko: The world should be on MY shoulders. I mean, I'm strong enough to hold it up...
Just smile and let it go
If people try to put you down
Just walk on by don't turn around
You only have to answer to yourself
Nakago: And me...
Don't you know it's true what they say
Tamahome: What DO they say?
Tasuki: I know what I say. Le-
All: Shut up Tasuki!
That life, it ain't easy
But your time's coming around
Soi: Wow. He's actually got a chance with Yui.
Yui: NO HE DOESN'T!
So don't you stop tryin'
Don't stop, never give up
Nakago: He never does...
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Chichiri: That's all it'll ever be, a dream no da.
Anything you've been thinking of
Amiboshi: I do NOT want to know what he's been thinking about doing.
Nuriko: Isn't there like some kind of psychic connection between twins? Wouldn't you already know?
Amiboshi: Thankfully, no.
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
Na na na na..
All: Na na na na, na na na na, hey, hey, GOODBYE!!
Try not to worry 'bout a thing
Enjoy the good times life can bring
Tasuki: Good times? With Nakago around? Hah!
Keep it all inside you
Gotta let the feeling show
Imagination is the key
Soi: He'll always be imagining it.
'Cos you are you're own destiny
You never should be lonely
When time is on your side
Tasuki: Is ANYTHING on his side??!!
Don't you know it's true what they say
Things are sent to try you
Hotohori: We've been tried to many times.
Tamahome: Yeah, do you know how much SHIT Miaka and I had to go through? And I still haven't been able to get laid!
But your time's coming around
So don't you stop tryin'
Yui: Please make him stop. Please make him stop.
Don't stop, never give up
All: HE DOESN'T!!!!
Hold your head high and reach the top
Amiboshi: Well, he's definitely reached rock bottom...
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Tomo: This is turning into a nightmare.
Tasuki: Maybe it's one of your illusions.
Anything you've been thinking of
Miaka: Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! Go away.
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
Na na na na..
Don't you know it's true what they say
Chichiri: I say no da!
Things happen for a reason
Tamahome: Oh, so there's a REASON why Nakago wanted to kill us all...
But your time's coming around
So don't you stop tryin'
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Tomo: It's always a dream...
Soi: Look who's talking. Mr. I-think-I-might-just-have-a-chance-with-Nakago.
Tomo: So? At least I'm not his whore. (although that wouldn't be so bad...)
Soi: Are you calling me a slut?
Tomo: Hell yeah!
Soi: Bring it on!
Nuriko: Catfight alert!
Tamahome: Ooh! Bitch-slap time!
*ZAP*
Tasuki: Can I? Please? Pretty pretty please?
Nakago: Be my guest.
Tasuki: Allright! LEKKA SHINEN!!!!!!! Lekka Shinen! Lekka Shinen!
A few minutes later...
Soi: You didn't have to sic fang-boy on us.
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
Chichiri: You know, it's true no da. Everything he gives just comes back at him.
Yui: Okay, next we have Nuriko singing "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain!"
Tamahome: Oh, god.
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Tasuki: Let WHAT hang out? He doesn't have anything!
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
Suboshi: In Nuriko language, getting a little outta line constitutes throwing someone into a wall.
Tasuki: Namely me.
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
Hotohori: Not with me!
The best thing about being a woman
Tasuki: He isn't.
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Hotohori: Don't even think about it.
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Amboshi: His hair's already purple.
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
Chiriko: Nuriko CAN break everything
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
Miaka: With Hotohori, of course.
We're gonna let our hair hang down
Soi: Didn't he cut it all off?
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Tamahome: This is ancient China! How short can skirts get? On the other hand, short skirts can be good...
Miaka: Don't get any ideas.
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Chichiri: I know who he's attracted to no da...
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Hotohori: I don't really want to know how he feels...
Tasuki: Oh, come on Emperor Boy, everyone knows how he feels about YOU...
Man! I feel like a woman!
Soi: And he acts like one too...
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Tomo: It should be easy to forget, considering he isn't one.
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Suboshi: Doing WHAT in style?
Chiriko: What's style?
Chichiri: Something Suboshi's never heard of.
Tamahome: Or Tomo...
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Nakago: Yeah, give him a heavy object, and who knows WHAT he'll do...
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
Suboshi: Come where?
I feel like a woman
Amiboshi: That was an endearing little number. Now, Yui will be singing "I Will Survive" By Gloria Gaynor*.
At first I was afraid.
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side.
Tomo: She DID try to kill herself...
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong.
Nuriko: As strong as me?
And I learned how to get along.
Miboshi: With the Suzakus? Hah!
And so you're back from outer space.
Suboshi: Where's outer space?
I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face.
Nuriko: Nakago? Sad?
I should have changed that stupid lock.
I would have made you leave your key,
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me.
Oh now go.
Amiboshi: Go where?
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
Cause You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one,
Who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Hotohori: Yes.
Soi: Not exactly lying down, but die all the same. Nakago only lies down with me.
Tomo: Probably from summoning Seiryuu.
Oh no not I.
I will survive.
Oh As long as I know how to love
Suboshi: I know how to love you, Yui-sama!
Tamahome: Oh, god.
I know I'll stay alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I'll survive.
I will survive.
Hey, hey,
It took all the strength I had
Nuriko: I have a lot of strength.
Not to fall apart.
Tasuki: Like all the buildings you touch.
I'm trying hard to mend
The pieces of my broken heart.
Mitsukake: If she has a broken leg, I can help. Broken hearts are out of my league.
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself.
I used to cry.
But now I hold my head up high.
And you see me, somebody new.
I'm not that stupid little person
Chiriko: Stupid?
Hotohori: Foolish, maybe. But not stupid.
Chichiri: Stupid is Miaka's job no da.
Still in love with you.
And so you felt like dropping in,
And you just expect me to be free.
Tamahome; Free? As in free money?
But now I'm saving all my lovin'
For someone who's lovin' me.
Miaka: Tetsuya.
Suboshi: Who the hell is Tetsuya??!! Lemme at 'im!
Oh now go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
All: YES!!!
Oh not I.
I will survive.
As long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I will survive.
I will survive.
I will survive.
(A/N: From here on, it just keeps repeating. In other words, boring. Boring is not good.)
Chichiri: Um, okay. Miaka will now be singing "Help", by the Beatles.
Help, I need somebody,
Hotohori: I'll be right there!
Tamahome: That's my job!
Help, not just anybody,
Tamahome: See? She means me!
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
Tasuki: She's only fifteen!
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Nuriko: Wouldn't she be walking into them?
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Yui: If she keeps eating the way she does, she'll be really round!
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
Nakago: She is extremely clumsy.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
Nuriko: She did do that once. And in her place we got an evil bitch with a mirror.
Hotohori: Do not talk about mirrors that way! Mirrors are wonderful!
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Mitsukake: If she needs me to heal her, I'm busy.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
Chiriko: I can help you with your homework.
All: Awwwwww...
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
Chichiri: Tasuki will now be singing "Original Prankster" by the Offspring
You can do it
Tamahome: What, throw some fire, fang-boy?
Until the break of dawn
Life, life, cannot quote by the letter
Time, time, Prozac can make it better
Noise, noise, any kind will do
Chichiri: In Tasuki's case, that's certainly true no da.
Can you feel it slip away, well it's all on you
Crime, crime, rockin' like Janet Reno
Time, time, 18 and life in Chino
Hotohori: Shouldn't that be "17 and life in China"?
Freud, Freud all along its true
Well you see the common day catches up to you yeah
Knock down the walls
Nuriko: That's my job!
It's alive in you
Tomo: He needs an exorcist!
Knock down the place
You're alone it's true
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
You're gonna keep your head up through it all
You're gonna bust out oh
Original prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out oh
Original prankster
You'll never stop now, stop now
That's what the main men say
You can do it
You know it smells like shit
Yui: Ugh!! What's that smell?
Soi: Nakago, I thought you said Ashitare was house-trained.
Nakago: He is. BAD DOG!!! **pulls out whip**
god damn, tag team, the double header
Suboshi: You're it!
Amiboshi: Now you are!
Son of Sam fire always makes it better
Tamahome: Not in my case. That stupid tessen burns me every time.
Navigate with style and a plumb
'Cause wherever you're at that's the tip use on
Lies, lies, says he's down at the Bahamas
Miboshi: Bahamas? Where's that?
Hotohori: Do you know, Chiriko?
Chiriko: No...
Tries, tries, all you little hoochy mammas
Tomo: Hey Soi, He's talking to you. **ZAP**
No way, none of this is true
When you see it coming down when the joke's on you
yea
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
Knock down the place
You're alone it's true
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
You're gonna keep your head up through it all
You're gonna bust out oh
Original prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out oh
Original Prankster
You'll never stop now, stop now
That's what the main men say
(A/N: More repitition. That pisses me off.)
By Selphine
A/N: Yeah, I know this idea has been used before. But it's so fun!! Read and review, and maybe you'll be seeing part two sometime in the future!
All of the suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi and their respective mikos were sitting at a karaoke bar. "What the hell are we doing here?" Tasuki flamed.
"I dunno,' Tamahome replied.
"Do you know, Chiriko?" Mitsukake asked.
"According to my calculations..."
"You're going to sing!" A voice from nowhere called out.
"Who are you?"
"The author," the voice replied. "Now you will sing Karaoke songs."
"Oh, for the sake of Seiryuu," Soi mumbled. "This is pathetic."
"Miaka, isn't this great?"
"Yeah it sure is Yui-chan!"
"Yui-sama..." Suboshi drooled.
"Who'll sing first no da?"
Suboshi perked up. "I will!"
"Um, okay..."
Suboshi ran up to the microphone. "I will be singing Bring it All Back by S Club 7!"
Miaka looked at Nuriko. "What's an 'S club'?
Nuriko paused. "Seven people who like the letter 'S'?"
Miaka smiled. "That's you guys! There's seven of you, and S for Suzaku!"
Nuriko groaned.
Bring it all back now
Nakago: Bring what back?
Tamahome: Bring back my family, you psychotic yo-yo boy!
Don't stop, never give up
Tomo: He never does...
Hold your head high and reach the top
Hotohori: The top of what?
Chiriko: Maybe Mount Taikyoku...
Let the world see what you have got
Tamahome: What, some yo-yos?
Bring it all back to you
Hold on to what you try to be
Yui: He's trying to be my boyfriend, and he has no chance whatsoever.
Your individuality
Hotohori: Oh, so THAT'S what you call it...
When the world is on your shoulders
Nuriko: The world should be on MY shoulders. I mean, I'm strong enough to hold it up...
Just smile and let it go
If people try to put you down
Just walk on by don't turn around
You only have to answer to yourself
Nakago: And me...
Don't you know it's true what they say
Tamahome: What DO they say?
Tasuki: I know what I say. Le-
All: Shut up Tasuki!
That life, it ain't easy
But your time's coming around
Soi: Wow. He's actually got a chance with Yui.
Yui: NO HE DOESN'T!
So don't you stop tryin'
Don't stop, never give up
Nakago: He never does...
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Chichiri: That's all it'll ever be, a dream no da.
Anything you've been thinking of
Amiboshi: I do NOT want to know what he's been thinking about doing.
Nuriko: Isn't there like some kind of psychic connection between twins? Wouldn't you already know?
Amiboshi: Thankfully, no.
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
Na na na na..
All: Na na na na, na na na na, hey, hey, GOODBYE!!
Try not to worry 'bout a thing
Enjoy the good times life can bring
Tasuki: Good times? With Nakago around? Hah!
Keep it all inside you
Gotta let the feeling show
Imagination is the key
Soi: He'll always be imagining it.
'Cos you are you're own destiny
You never should be lonely
When time is on your side
Tasuki: Is ANYTHING on his side??!!
Don't you know it's true what they say
Things are sent to try you
Hotohori: We've been tried to many times.
Tamahome: Yeah, do you know how much SHIT Miaka and I had to go through? And I still haven't been able to get laid!
But your time's coming around
So don't you stop tryin'
Yui: Please make him stop. Please make him stop.
Don't stop, never give up
All: HE DOESN'T!!!!
Hold your head high and reach the top
Amiboshi: Well, he's definitely reached rock bottom...
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Tomo: This is turning into a nightmare.
Tasuki: Maybe it's one of your illusions.
Anything you've been thinking of
Miaka: Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! Go away.
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
Na na na na..
Don't you know it's true what they say
Chichiri: I say no da!
Things happen for a reason
Tamahome: Oh, so there's a REASON why Nakago wanted to kill us all...
But your time's coming around
So don't you stop tryin'
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Tomo: It's always a dream...
Soi: Look who's talking. Mr. I-think-I-might-just-have-a-chance-with-Nakago.
Tomo: So? At least I'm not his whore. (although that wouldn't be so bad...)
Soi: Are you calling me a slut?
Tomo: Hell yeah!
Soi: Bring it on!
Nuriko: Catfight alert!
Tamahome: Ooh! Bitch-slap time!
*ZAP*
Tasuki: Can I? Please? Pretty pretty please?
Nakago: Be my guest.
Tasuki: Allright! LEKKA SHINEN!!!!!!! Lekka Shinen! Lekka Shinen!
A few minutes later...
Soi: You didn't have to sic fang-boy on us.
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
Chichiri: You know, it's true no da. Everything he gives just comes back at him.
Yui: Okay, next we have Nuriko singing "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain!"
Tamahome: Oh, god.
I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Tasuki: Let WHAT hang out? He doesn't have anything!
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
Suboshi: In Nuriko language, getting a little outta line constitutes throwing someone into a wall.
Tasuki: Namely me.
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
Hotohori: Not with me!
The best thing about being a woman
Tasuki: He isn't.
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Hotohori: Don't even think about it.
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Amboshi: His hair's already purple.
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
Chiriko: Nuriko CAN break everything
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
Miaka: With Hotohori, of course.
We're gonna let our hair hang down
Soi: Didn't he cut it all off?
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Tamahome: This is ancient China! How short can skirts get? On the other hand, short skirts can be good...
Miaka: Don't get any ideas.
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Chichiri: I know who he's attracted to no da...
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Hotohori: I don't really want to know how he feels...
Tasuki: Oh, come on Emperor Boy, everyone knows how he feels about YOU...
Man! I feel like a woman!
Soi: And he acts like one too...
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Tomo: It should be easy to forget, considering he isn't one.
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Suboshi: Doing WHAT in style?
Chiriko: What's style?
Chichiri: Something Suboshi's never heard of.
Tamahome: Or Tomo...
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Nakago: Yeah, give him a heavy object, and who knows WHAT he'll do...
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
Suboshi: Come where?
I feel like a woman
Amiboshi: That was an endearing little number. Now, Yui will be singing "I Will Survive" By Gloria Gaynor*.
At first I was afraid.
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side.
Tomo: She DID try to kill herself...
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong.
Nuriko: As strong as me?
And I learned how to get along.
Miboshi: With the Suzakus? Hah!
And so you're back from outer space.
Suboshi: Where's outer space?
I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face.
Nuriko: Nakago? Sad?
I should have changed that stupid lock.
I would have made you leave your key,
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me.
Oh now go.
Amiboshi: Go where?
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
Cause You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one,
Who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Hotohori: Yes.
Soi: Not exactly lying down, but die all the same. Nakago only lies down with me.
Tomo: Probably from summoning Seiryuu.
Oh no not I.
I will survive.
Oh As long as I know how to love
Suboshi: I know how to love you, Yui-sama!
Tamahome: Oh, god.
I know I'll stay alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I'll survive.
I will survive.
Hey, hey,
It took all the strength I had
Nuriko: I have a lot of strength.
Not to fall apart.
Tasuki: Like all the buildings you touch.
I'm trying hard to mend
The pieces of my broken heart.
Mitsukake: If she has a broken leg, I can help. Broken hearts are out of my league.
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself.
I used to cry.
But now I hold my head up high.
And you see me, somebody new.
I'm not that stupid little person
Chiriko: Stupid?
Hotohori: Foolish, maybe. But not stupid.
Chichiri: Stupid is Miaka's job no da.
Still in love with you.
And so you felt like dropping in,
And you just expect me to be free.
Tamahome; Free? As in free money?
But now I'm saving all my lovin'
For someone who's lovin' me.
Miaka: Tetsuya.
Suboshi: Who the hell is Tetsuya??!! Lemme at 'im!
Oh now go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
All: YES!!!
Oh not I.
I will survive.
As long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I will survive.
I will survive.
I will survive.
(A/N: From here on, it just keeps repeating. In other words, boring. Boring is not good.)
Chichiri: Um, okay. Miaka will now be singing "Help", by the Beatles.
Help, I need somebody,
Hotohori: I'll be right there!
Tamahome: That's my job!
Help, not just anybody,
Tamahome: See? She means me!
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
Tasuki: She's only fifteen!
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Nuriko: Wouldn't she be walking into them?
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Yui: If she keeps eating the way she does, she'll be really round!
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
Nakago: She is extremely clumsy.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
Nuriko: She did do that once. And in her place we got an evil bitch with a mirror.
Hotohori: Do not talk about mirrors that way! Mirrors are wonderful!
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Mitsukake: If she needs me to heal her, I'm busy.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
Chiriko: I can help you with your homework.
All: Awwwwww...
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
Chichiri: Tasuki will now be singing "Original Prankster" by the Offspring
You can do it
Tamahome: What, throw some fire, fang-boy?
Until the break of dawn
Life, life, cannot quote by the letter
Time, time, Prozac can make it better
Noise, noise, any kind will do
Chichiri: In Tasuki's case, that's certainly true no da.
Can you feel it slip away, well it's all on you
Crime, crime, rockin' like Janet Reno
Time, time, 18 and life in Chino
Hotohori: Shouldn't that be "17 and life in China"?
Freud, Freud all along its true
Well you see the common day catches up to you yeah
Knock down the walls
Nuriko: That's my job!
It's alive in you
Tomo: He needs an exorcist!
Knock down the place
You're alone it's true
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
You're gonna keep your head up through it all
You're gonna bust out oh
Original prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out oh
Original prankster
You'll never stop now, stop now
That's what the main men say
You can do it
You know it smells like shit
Yui: Ugh!! What's that smell?
Soi: Nakago, I thought you said Ashitare was house-trained.
Nakago: He is. BAD DOG!!! **pulls out whip**
god damn, tag team, the double header
Suboshi: You're it!
Amiboshi: Now you are!
Son of Sam fire always makes it better
Tamahome: Not in my case. That stupid tessen burns me every time.
Navigate with style and a plumb
'Cause wherever you're at that's the tip use on
Lies, lies, says he's down at the Bahamas
Miboshi: Bahamas? Where's that?
Hotohori: Do you know, Chiriko?
Chiriko: No...
Tries, tries, all you little hoochy mammas
Tomo: Hey Soi, He's talking to you. **ZAP**
No way, none of this is true
When you see it coming down when the joke's on you
yea
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
Knock down the place
You're alone it's true
Knock down the walls
It's alive in you
You're gonna keep your head up through it all
You're gonna bust out oh
Original prankster
Break out yeah
Original yeah
Bust out oh
Original Prankster
You'll never stop now, stop now
That's what the main men say
(A/N: More repitition. That pisses me off.)