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RANDOMNESS

Crossover Dialogue

Characters : Doby,

a loyal house-elf of Lord Sirus Black

House elves are bound to the house they serve for life, unable to leave. A way to break their curse is to give them 'clothes', but the indentured attitude of houseelves make some of them even shriek and flee at the sight of 'clothes' left out for them, so ingrained is their conditioning.

Silver archDragon,

a top ranked Gunbound player, he's 21 and hails from UAE, which stands for United Arab Emirates. He hardly ever misses a shot, however difficult, and many suspect him of using a aimbot, which creates dotted lines to mark the enemy.

Smeargol/Gollum,

a naked being corrupted by Dark Lord Sauron's One Ring, his twin personalities view for control.. known for his obsession with the ring, mollycoddling it and whispering sweet nothings to it like 'My preciousssssssssssssssssssss'

Harry Potty

Prebuscent JK Rowling Hero, has a lightning scar on his forhead, bullying uncle and cousin, but his magic wielding friends keep them behaving with a reasonable amount of decency.

Miranda. Female Exorcist of the Black Order. Vowed to fight the Earl of the Millenium, the Ancient Family and their Akuma Cronies. Has a disc which gives her the ablility to manipulate time, stopping it, making it go faster, or slower in an area.

Byakuya 6th Division Captain

Grandson of Ginrei Kuchiki of the Four Noble Families fame, He believes all evildoers shld be punished deep down he loves and cares for rukia... He likes Chinese bellflowers and his smile is simliar to gin ichimaru, his lieutenant. Renji Abarai,

"Doby not a fan of silver dragon.. no, no, Doby only came because Master Sirus Black commanded it. He wanted me to talk to you yes, yes, and find out your weakness so he can kill you… Will little dragon answer my questions? Or will I have to use force?"

"Fire Away"

"What kind of bots do you use to train?"

"Autobots"

"Hissss You pull my leg?"

"Yeah, Decepticons too."

"You are no Silver Dragon… You are RED Dragon!!" He points a wizened finger and triumphantly shrieks.

Miranda appears.

Time Record. Rewind, Replay.

Miranda disppears.

Enter Byakuya, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi grin Exit Byakuka.

Inclines head in his direction. "I was, but bleached white with peach blossom blood." /

Enter Harry, shrieks at seeing a Dragon and 'Expecto Patronuses' it.

Exit Harry.

"Then Shiny stuff stuck on me and wouldn't wash off" \

Smeargol lops by on all fours like an organutang loudly hissing "Myyyyy Precccioousssss"

UAE Silver archDragon shrugs at that. "Random events rapidly piled up one after another. To make me what I am today"

"So while you're here lets play?"

"Neverrrrrr!!.. play what?"

"Well I got some pictures here, we can cut and slice them up and reform them into a collage…"

"College….?"

"Yeah! Like a scrapbook!"

"Scapbook…?"

They play for a moment, and succed in making a flag of Brunei Dwarfism.

"Doh. That was unexpected!"

"Thanks for playing Doby, come again.."

"Mustn't tell master k?" He pleaded. "Or ill be sent to the whipping willow for ages again TT"

"Its alright Doby.. I won't ;)"

"Cya around!"

"Buh Byes SaD…"

Doby drops his D and turns into obi-wan kenobi, fading into the shadows.

A fountain appears in the middle of no where and through the splashing water Lady Gladaeriel's hand appears, holding Excalibur 2.

Lights Dim.

It looks like two halves of a juicy apple stuck together with recycled bottles - an Evaian core and a Watson pommel.

wtf. .

Exunt.