A contrast poem for Kaname and Zero. For the Zero fan's out there, ZERO RULES! And is hot.
Hot N' Cold
By linkinparkfan9799
Kaname is a brunette
Zero has his own hair
Kaname is a C*NT
Zero is in my lair (HA!)
Kaname is a bear
Who hates to share
And this poem is not following any rhyming pattern, so shut up
Zero is a hunter
Who hates bears
And will blow their F*CKING heads off.
Kaname is a girl
Who likes dresses and frill
Until a boy gave 'him' a thrill!
Zero is a man
Who likes Yuki Cross (lucky) and KILLING BEARS N' VAMPS!
Even more when Kaname ****** his Yuki and a VAMP bit him!
Kaname is cold
Never shirtless
Without balls
Zero is hot
He's sophisticated
I wouldn't know (Yuki might).
Well, that was out of caffeine, but I feel better.