THE BAD TOUCH
Cloud X Sephy X Zack
What happens when you leave a hyper SOLDIER and impressionable Cadet all alone with your stereo system…
Don't own anything except my muses please don't sue I'm poor!
Pre-FFVII. Lime.
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Sephiroth sighed as he strode back to his living quarters on the other side of the ShinRa building.
He had to hand a report over to the President and hoped to Hyne he didn't make a mistake by leaving Zack… alone… in his apartment… with Cloud.
He started going into a quick walk, almost jogging.
Touching the keypad he can hear right through the supposed sound proof door.
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
He pressed in his passcode and was immedietely shocked.
I'd appreciate your input
Sephiroth blinked as he sees Zack and Cloud dancing very close to eachother. Hips grinding and bumping against eachother. Cloud blushing a shade of red he didn't think existed, but smiling brightly anyway. Zack had on a perverted grin and was awfully pleased at Cloud's blush.
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now
Zack gotten a little more foreward and put his two arms around Cloud from behind, kissing his neck, smiling against it when he earned an appreciated moan from his cadet.
Sephiroth coughed and held off the stem of a nosebleed.
Zack was the only one to notice and motioned Sephiroth over to join discreetly as he began unbuttoning Cloud's blue cadet uniform.
Sephy smirked and left his shoes and armor at the door before quietly gliding in front of Cloud and grinding against his front while kissing him open mouth.
Cloud's eyes shot open to see Sephiroth's catty half lidded jade green eyes.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
The three grinded to the song. Cloud moaning into Sephiroth's mouth as Zack's barehands glided across his now bare chest. Zack moved his hands down to Sephiroth's belt buckle and undid his belt, making his pants dip a little lower than they were already, so you'd be able to see he indeed was a natural silver.
Sephiroth's right hand took over Zack's old ministrations while the other reached behind Cloud and bagan undoing the snaps and suspenders on Zack's pants.
Love the kind, you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna go down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovelett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"
Sephiroth moved lower after Cloud removed his trenchcoat, licking and sucking on every inch of skin and working on Cloud's belt with his teeth. Pants lowering revealing short electric blonde hairs.
Zack's turtleneck sleeveless shirt had been removed at some point leaving all three males in just their pants.
Smirking against the groaning Cloud's pelvic bone, Sephiroth made sure that this would be amended soon enough.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
The next morning Sephiroth sighed again but in happiness rather than annoyance. Zack on the left side of the bed, him on the right, and little Cloud in the middle holding onto Sephiroth's stomach while Zack spooned against him.
Zack woke up next and leaned against the pillow, slowly so as not to wake Cloud.
"You have excellent taste in music Sephy." Zack said with a sleepy smile.
Sephiroth suppressed a blush and smirked, running his hand through Cloud's insane bedhead as the cadet snuggled deeper into his side.
"We outta dance more often." Sephiroth joked earning a hearty laugh from Zack and a sleepy giggle from Cloud.
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To all the perverts out there! lol
plushies for everyone
Zack: yay!
Sephiroth: O///O I still can't believe you wrote that
Niether can I!
Cloud: passed out by bishie overload
waves fan over unconsious Cloud
Song: The Bad Touch (or The Discovery Channel) by The Bloodhound Gang