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Chapter 1

The beginning and Cody's life

Yo, Chris McClean here.. Today you will see a movie (a/n: or read..) following the lives of 22 suckers-- I mean, people to see how they change every 5 years since they were 7 years old. Hope you enjoy our first subject, Cody Williams!

Cody age 7: I'm really glad I'm on TV. Maybe now my chances of getting a girl to like me will increase! My luck with the girlies has been pretty bad lately.

To a random girl: Hey baby, wanna go to the park later? 'gets slapped'

To another girl: Hey, want some gum? 'gets pepper-sprayed' AHHHHH! IT BURNS!!

To a familiar looking goth girl: Hey, can I see your boo- 'gets kicked right where it hurts'

Cody age 12:' is sitting in a room with various posters including Swedish bikini team, "Led Zeppelin", and "Gorillaz"' So, not much has changed. I would've gotten on the honor roll if I passed gym. But I don't care, cause there's a chick in Tech lab that likes me, and she's not too bad. But I'll still keep gunning for Gwen. But then again, Beth is a pretty good hacker... but Gwen is pretty hot...

Chris: Oh darn, we're out of film. 'winks at camera guy'

Cody age 17: Yeah, being on the island totally changed my life. Beth and I got together, and I gave up on Gwen. My parents reserved a spot for me at MIT for when I graduate high school early this year. So... yeah. I guess that's it.

Cody age 22: So now Beth and I are married. We have 2 kids, but they're usually at school all day, studying tech in the Computer lab. But they're home now!

Cody's Kid: Daddy, why do you have this magazine and photo of Gwen in a bikini under your pillow?

Cody: Uh.. 'chuckles nervously' Emma, let's not talk about this in front of a rolling camera?

Emma: Rolling camera? Ooh, can I give, like, a shout-out to my girlfriends? Hi, girls!!

Cody: 'shoves her away' So anyway..., Beth became a pop star, like she wanted, but that's another story. (A/N: or chapter) So that's my life so far.

Okay, R&R, peeps! Sorry about how there's little details! Next chapter will have more details and it happens to be Bridgette! Total Drama Vampire will update probably tomorrow sometime. And so will next chapter of this! Peace out!