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Chinese Handcuffs
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Hermione walked through the Head door and was bombarded by a kiss on the mouth from her boyfriend of the three months. Draco Malfoy.
"I have something to show you." Hermione said. She knew he had gathered an interest in Muggle things so she had bought Chinese handcuffs to show him.
She pulled the thing out.
"Hermione, love, what the do da heckedy is that thing?"
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Draco, love, this do da heckedy thing are Chinese handcuffs. Stick one forefinger in one end and the other forefinger in the other."
Hermione guided his fingers into the opening ends.
"No pull and try to get your fingers out."
Draco pulled. His fingers would not come out. Hermione grinned.
"Perfect," she whispered. Grabbing the middle of the handcuffs she pulled Draco to her and kissed him on the mouth.
He pulled back and looked her in the eye. "Thanks so much. Now how do you get these things off?"
Hermione shook her head and leaned in for another kiss. He dodged.
"No more kisses until you tell me how to get these off."
Hermione sighed.
" Mash your fingers together and use your other fingers to pull it off."
Draco did what she said.
"Thanks." said Draco.
"No problem. Now when do I get my kiss?"
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A/N: I was a VBS and they were giving out Chinese handcuffs and yeah, up sprung a plot bunny….REVIEW! Oh, and if you read my story Hermione Marvolo: The New Hermione, I'm probably going to delete it cause I ain't getting enough Reviews…