Hello people in the readers' word

Hello people in the readers' word! Sorry I haven't been on for a while. School is being a bitch. If you guys don't remember, I'm Foxfox, the person who wrote sonic team's vacation….which got deleted twice .. anywho I decided to come back a make some new stories and finish the stories I never got the chance to complete. So now that I'm done talking lets start! Oh and one more thing…IF I WANT TO MAKE TAILS A GIRL THEN I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO WRITE WHAT I WANT! Thank for reading :)

I Decided to buy a Stupid hammer for those people who feel they are being a savior by telling me the obvious saying "Tails is a boy." knock it off! How about you damn tell me how the Chapter is so far huh!?

Ages: (I upped their ages :3)

Sonic: 18

Tails: 16 1/2

Knuckles: 19

Amy: 17

Shadow: 19

Rouge: 19

Mina: 18

Bunnie: 19

Big: 21

Sonic's road trip…Drama, Adventure and Craziness

Chapter one: The message

Things seem normal in the Sonic team's house…okay I'm lying…everything is FAR from normal in the sonic teams house. Sonic and Shadow keep on fight around the house which is driving Tails crazy because she has to fix everything after their little "Fit" over stupid things like 'who gets to be in the shower first' or 'who's turn is it to clean the damn dish!?" Amy is in her room staring at disturbing pictures of Sonic on her wall. And when I say disturbing…I mean it. There's picture of Sonic's every movement on her wall. And Knuckles and Rouge are having a very long staring contest just waiting for one of them to fall asleep so they can take the Master Emerald. Um…I think the last time I checked, they've be sitting there for 3 days 16 hours and 37 minutes.

Tails was in the living room reading a book, until…

"You'll never make me wash those dishes!!" yelled Sonic as he jumped through the window of the living room

"What the hell!?" yelled Tails as she looked up with shock

Shadow jumped in the living room as well and kept on chasing Sonic "Damn it boy! You ditched dish duty long enough!!"

"Please you guys…we can figure this out in a peaceful way…"

"No way!! Faker got to learn consequences the hard way!" Yell Shadow as he pushed Sonic into the kitchen.

"I'll do the dishes when I fell like it!!" Yelled Sonic as he started to throw dishes at Shadow.

"Hey! Those dishes cost money you know!!"

"Yeah you should listen to Tails more often! She gots more brains than you do!" yelled Shadow as he started to dodge the dishes.

"Shut up Shadow!! I do what I want to do! I'm a hero for crying out loud!" Yell sonic as he picked up a weird looking Coffee mug.

"NOOO!! That's my favorite power rangers coffee mug!! Put it down!!" yelled Tails with fear

"What? You said something?" said Sonic looking at Tails

"Put…the mug…down"

"Oh you mean this old thing??" asked Sonic as he accidentally dropped the mug on the floor "….Opps…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Sonic and Shadow started to back up a bit

"Um…Tails…are you okay??"

"You….Broke…my…favorite….Mug…."

"It's not my fault! Shadow made me do it!!"

"Oh yeah thanks! Tails is totally going to believe you now!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" yelled Tails as chased Sonic and Shadow around the room.

"Oh my god, she's crazy!!" screamed sonic as he ran off

"Well you're the one who got her angry!!"

"That power ranger mug was priceless and now it's gone!!"

"Don't worry! We can always use glue!"

"Glue!? Do you think this is a joke!?"

Tails kept on chasing the boys around until there was a knock on the door.

Tails ran to the door and opened it "You are so dead when I find you guys, Yes can I help you??" said tails with the fakest smile ever.

"Um yes, I have a hollow gram message from a Mr. Eggman?"

Tails took the message with groan "What does that fat basterd want now?"

"Um ma'am, my tip??"

"Oh I have your tip, DROP DEAD!" Yelled Tails as she slammed the door in the mailman's face.

She began to walk in the den where everybody else was "Hey, we got mail"

"Oh is it my all you eat buffet coupons?" yelled Rouge as she to Tails with a big smile on her face

"No Dumb ass, It's a Message from Eggman!" Snapped Tails

"What's with the bad attitude all of a sudden? You're having your period??" Asked Amy

"Um…Amy…" Said Sonic pulling her to a corner "Something…happened to her favorite coffee mug…and she's not too happy at the moment …."

"…You broke it didn't you?"

"It wasn't my fault! Shadow broke it!"

"Don't start that again! You were the one who dropped it!!"

"Shut up and pay attention!" Yelled Tails as she started the Message

"Dear Sonic and his followers, I have Stolen the 7 chaos emeralds and also the master Emerald! I'm using them to power up my brand new Neko space ark. It takes 3 ½ days for it to charge up so you have that time to get your butts up here and stop the Cannon from Firing it at Earth! Good luck Sonic… Bwahahahahacough Ha!"

Knuckles had a blank look on his "….Neko?"

"No no! I bet he meant Neon, or Solar!"

"No! I heard what he said! And he said neko ark!"

"T-then does that mean his ark would look like a cat?" asked Shadow

"I don't know, maybe it's just a name…"

"Let's not try to think too hard about okay?" said Sonic "The important thing that we need to do is to get to that ark. Come on gang, let's go!!"

Shadow rolled his eyes "We have no transportation smartass…"

"Aw damn! We need a bus!!"

"As I remember…Big just got a brand new bus 2 weeks ago" Said Tails

"Okay everyone, pack your stuff and let's get ready for a ROAD TRIP!!" Yelled Sonic with a big grin on her face

"Aw god…this is going to be one LONG road trip…" sighed Shadow as he walked up stairs to get ready.

Outside of the mystic ruins Big was by the lake fishing with his friend Froggy. Besides him was Mina reading a book titled 'How to kill an idiot and hide them with out people noticing their disappearance.' And behind them was the bus that Big had bought.

"Aren't we lucky Froggy? We got a free bus….For free!!"

Mina glared at Big "It's not free through my eyes…Hey…who's that? It looks like….SONIC!!"

Sonic ran up to Mina with a smile "Hey Mina, long time no see."

"I'll say…" said Mina flirting with Sonic a bit

"Um…yeah, well we came here to ask Big if he can lend us his bus…"

"Hey…does Big really drive this bus?" Asked Rouge

"No, he doesn't even own it! I bought it!! He just thinks it's his!"

"But you don't need a bus."

"You think!?"

"Then…how did you get this bus in the first place??"

"…Oh…it's a long story…"

FLASHBACK!!

Mina was at an Auction convention and Big wanted to come with her because he wanted to know what auction meant. They just came in and sat down.

"Okay Big, if you want to bid something, you use this number plate okay?"

"Okay, I understand." said Big with a big smile on his face

"Good, now I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom." Said Mina as she walked to the bathroom

"Okay, I understand."

5 Minutes later

"I'm back Big, what I miss??"

"SOLD, to big purple cat in the back for 75,000!"

"What!? What the hell did you do Big!?"

"A nice shiny bus, am I good or what??" (That's a lot for a bus don't ya think??)

"NO! That's bad! In matter of fact you suck big time Big!!"

"Aw don't be sad Mina, look on the bright side…we got a free bus." Said Big with a stupid smile on his face

"…I see death in your future…"

END FLASHBACK

"And I'm still in debt…" Said Mina as she rubbed her temples

"Aw don't worry Mina…At least we have a free bus."

"He keeps on saying that when I get angry about the bus….I'm this close on killing him!!" yelled Mina getting ready to pounce him

"Whoa whoa Mina! What you need is some time away from Big…and the best way to do that is to come with on our road trip…and the only way for us to go on this road trip, is if you let us borrow your bus…" said Sonic holding Mina back from Big

"….Are you sure I can come with you on this trip??"

"Sure…you definitely need it…."

Mina smiled "Okay, you can borrow the Van. Just give me a minute. Hey big, look over there!" yelled Mina pointing to the right

"Where!?" Yelled Big looking over

"Come one lets go!" Yelled Mina as she ran into the bus

Everybody tip toed themselves into the bus

"I don't see anything Mina" Said Big still looking

"Oh something is there, you just have to keep on looking, and don't move okay??" Said Mina as she started the bus

"Okay I'll keep looking!"

"Bye big!"

"Bye Mina. Isn't she a sweet person Froggy?"

"God…shoot me now…." Thought Froggy

Day one, 3 ½ days left…

So far the trip is going crappy. Mina is driving the bus, Tails is still pissed off about the Coffee mug, Sonic and Shadow are having arm wrestling contest while Amy is watching, Knuckles is outside on the roof look at clouds, While Rouge is looking out the window counting the counting the street lines in the road.

"Ugh…"

"What's the matter Rouge?" Asked Tails walking up to her

"The line…there moving so fast….it's getting me dizzy…"

"Hey! You better not throw up in this Bus! I'm still paying for this thing!" Yelled Mina from the front of the bus

"Just look at something else okay?"

"Well if you think that'll help…Tree…tree….tree…Aw god! I'm getting Dizzy again!!" yelled rouge holding her head

"Just take her away from the window!" Yelled Mina

"Hey I just realized something!" yelled Knuckles

"What??"

"How can Eggman Steal the Master Emerald while I was watching it!?"

Everybody stopped and stared at Knuckles

"Your…kidding right?" said Sonic beating Shadow at Arm wrestling

"What??"

"You fall asleep while on duty." Said Amy rolling her eyes

"And if your not sleeping, you watching porn on the laptop Tails gave you on your 17th birthday!" yelled Shadow

"Hey! I get lonely sometimes okay!?"

Mina looked out her window as she saw the sun setting for the day "Hey, guys…lets stop at a hotel for the night"

"Why?? We can drive at night" Said Tails

"I can't! I'm forbidden to drive at night…Car crash of the year in 2005 summer night…I crashed 20 cars…and I wasn't even drunk!"

"Okay okay! We can stay at a hotel…" Said sonic

15 Minutes later the gang stopped at a country side hotel

"Well howdy!! Welcome to the country side hotel!!" yelled the manager

"Um…yeah…two of the biggest rooms you have please…" said Sonic

"Well shoot! Go on ahead, all the rooms are big! If ya just believe!"

"What the hell is wrong with you??" Asked Knuckles

"Oh I just had a huge dose of happy pills and everything is so colorful!!" Yelled the manager as he spun around the room

"This is the best we can find??" asked Tails

"Yeah and I'm not driving this late at night!" yelled Mina

Sonic sighed as he walked up to the cashier "…Two keys please…"

"Shoot! Have a swell night!!"

Later on when everybody settled down in their room, the girls were getting dressed in their night clothes.

"Well…don't you think the trip is going great so far?" Asked tails sarcastically

"Oh come now, the boys are trying their best you know!" said Rouge crossing her arm across her chest

"Well it completely sucks so far!!"

Amy was looking out the window deep in thought "I wonder how Big's doing right now?

Back with Big and Froggy…

Big was still looking for the thing Mina told him to look for…in the same spot

"Froggy…I don't see the thing that Mina told me to look for…"

"……."

"You're right, It shall come soon…"

"Lord…why didn't you kill me yet?" thought Froggy

Oh…cliffhanger eh 3. Will Big still be there looking for the 'thing' and will Sonic and the gang get to the Neko ark in time…Find out next time 3