The Gundam Tales Theme Song
(Sung to the VeggieTales Theme Song)
*Enter Reno and Kali in a spotlight. Reno begins to sing*
Reno: If you like to talk to gundams. *coughs * Wufei!
*Wufei appears and glares at Reno *
Kali: If you can make Heero smile. * smiles at Heero and Heero smiles back*
Reno: If you like to waltz with Trowa. *jumps back before Trowa can grab
him. Trowa shrugs and begins to waltz by himself *
Kali: Up and down Reverend *giggles as a church appears around them all
with Duo in the pulpit * Duo's aisle.
Both: Have we got one twisted fic for you!
All: Gundam Tales, Gundam Tales, Gundam Tales, Gundam Tales! * as this part
is sung, the church disappears and all are suddenly outside *
Kali: Quatre's mansion. * a mansion appears behind them and Quatre steps
out, waving*
Reno: Wufei bashin' *Wufei glares once more at Reno, then says, What the
hell. and begins chasing him *
Kali: * Reno and Wufei run by as she sings* See Trowa dancin' * Trowa still
waltzing*
All: * stop and sing* Gundam Tales! *continues *
Reno: * still running* Heero's Gundam.
Kali: There's Relena. * makes a face*
Reno: * stops next to Kali, hands on knees, panting* Oops, he stepped on
her *Wufei tackles him *
All: *stop and sing once more* Gundam Tales! *continues*
Kali: Chibi Gundams *pulls out chibi plushies of the gundams*
Reno: *running again* Don't ya love 'em!
Kali: *grins * Wufei's a dum dum!
Wufei: *stops in mid run * Hey!
Reno: *stops and says * Told ya there'd be Wufei bashin'!
All: Gundam Tales!
All: There's never ever another fic like Gundam Tales!
*chaos ensues. Heero has Kali thrown over his shoulder, trying to protect
her from Reno and Wufei. Wufei is still chasing Reno, who decides to hide
behind Duo, who had started dancing with Trowa and Quatre. Wufei lunges,
causing a dog pile *
All: *slightly muffled* There's never ever another fic like Gundam Tales!
Reno and Kali: *Reno slips out of the dog pile and goes to stand next to
Kali, who also slipped out of the dog pile * It's time for Gundam
Ta~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *all music and singing stops suddenly as all hear a
gun shot in the background*
Reno: Heero! Let me get on with the song!
All: A~~~~~~~~~~les!
*sudden dark *
Reno: *gulps *
Duo: Who cut the lights!?
Heero: You're not afraid, are ya!?
Duo: NO! *hear scuffling sounds and various yells and obscenities fade
away*
(Sung to the VeggieTales Theme Song)
*Enter Reno and Kali in a spotlight. Reno begins to sing*
Reno: If you like to talk to gundams. *coughs * Wufei!
*Wufei appears and glares at Reno *
Kali: If you can make Heero smile. * smiles at Heero and Heero smiles back*
Reno: If you like to waltz with Trowa. *jumps back before Trowa can grab
him. Trowa shrugs and begins to waltz by himself *
Kali: Up and down Reverend *giggles as a church appears around them all
with Duo in the pulpit * Duo's aisle.
Both: Have we got one twisted fic for you!
All: Gundam Tales, Gundam Tales, Gundam Tales, Gundam Tales! * as this part
is sung, the church disappears and all are suddenly outside *
Kali: Quatre's mansion. * a mansion appears behind them and Quatre steps
out, waving*
Reno: Wufei bashin' *Wufei glares once more at Reno, then says, What the
hell. and begins chasing him *
Kali: * Reno and Wufei run by as she sings* See Trowa dancin' * Trowa still
waltzing*
All: * stop and sing* Gundam Tales! *continues *
Reno: * still running* Heero's Gundam.
Kali: There's Relena. * makes a face*
Reno: * stops next to Kali, hands on knees, panting* Oops, he stepped on
her *Wufei tackles him *
All: *stop and sing once more* Gundam Tales! *continues*
Kali: Chibi Gundams *pulls out chibi plushies of the gundams*
Reno: *running again* Don't ya love 'em!
Kali: *grins * Wufei's a dum dum!
Wufei: *stops in mid run * Hey!
Reno: *stops and says * Told ya there'd be Wufei bashin'!
All: Gundam Tales!
All: There's never ever another fic like Gundam Tales!
*chaos ensues. Heero has Kali thrown over his shoulder, trying to protect
her from Reno and Wufei. Wufei is still chasing Reno, who decides to hide
behind Duo, who had started dancing with Trowa and Quatre. Wufei lunges,
causing a dog pile *
All: *slightly muffled* There's never ever another fic like Gundam Tales!
Reno and Kali: *Reno slips out of the dog pile and goes to stand next to
Kali, who also slipped out of the dog pile * It's time for Gundam
Ta~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *all music and singing stops suddenly as all hear a
gun shot in the background*
Reno: Heero! Let me get on with the song!
All: A~~~~~~~~~~les!
*sudden dark *
Reno: *gulps *
Duo: Who cut the lights!?
Heero: You're not afraid, are ya!?
Duo: NO! *hear scuffling sounds and various yells and obscenities fade
away*