Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or The Lion King.
Warning: This one-shot contains strong language some may find offensive. Read with caution.
InuYasha
I'm gonna be a mighty demon, enemies be-fuckin-ware!
Totosai
Well I've never seen a king of beasts with long white granny hair.
InuYasha
I'm gonna be the main event, like no demon was before. I'm collecting all of the shards, I'm working on my wind scar!
Miroku
Thus far a rather uninspiring thing..
InuYasha
Oh, I just can't wait to be demon king!
Myoga
You have a long way to go master, now if you think-
InuYasha
No one saying "Half breed!"
Myoga
Now when I said that-
Kagome
No one saying "You theif!"
Myoga
What I meant was-
InuYasha
No one saying "dirty freak!"
Myoga
What you don't realize-
Shippo
No one saying "You're weak!"
Totosai
Now see here!
InuYasha
Free to battle anyone all day
Totosai
That's definitely out of the-
InuYasha
Either be killed or get outta my way!
Sesshomaru
I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart
InuYasha
Demons don't need advice from little shit fluffs for a start
Sesshomaru
If this is where the monarchy is headed count me out. Out of service, out of fudel Japan, this Sesshomaru wouldn't hang about!
Bird of aradise
This hanyou is getting wildly out of wing!
InuYasha
Oh, I just can't wait to be demon king!
Everybody look left, everybody look right! Everywhere you look I'm standing in the spotlight!
Kouga
Fuck no!
Sango, Shippo, and Kagome
Let everyone bow down and sing, let's hear it in the villages-
Bird of Paradise
And on my wing!
Kouga and Sesshomaru
It's gonna be 'King' InuYasha's lamest fling...
InuYasha
Oh, I just can't wait to be demon king!
Totosai
Oh, he just can't wait to be demon king...
InuYasha
Oh, I just can't wait...
Myoga
Just can't wait...
InuYasha
To be king!