Blood Crazy
I wake up with a knife in my hand one morning. Of course there was that beautiful crimson blood on it.
I killed about 3-6 cats last night. I would've killed more if it weren't for the damn cops that was in the area. But at least I met a nice guy at the gay club last night:
I remember everything...
Yeah I was at that gay club getting my sexy ass drunk when I heard a couple of screams at the other side of the place.
Then all the actual real gay guys left that shit.
Only one guy was left standing there. I walked over there to him.
I saw at least 4 gay dudes on the ground dead, fresh blood oozing out of them.
Was I supposed to be scared?
No, 'this is fucking awesome!' (I'm gonna pop some tags only got 20 dollas in my pocket... ;3) I love blood.
I looked up at the guy who is wearing a very weird looking mask and he held a knife. That of course has the gay guys fresh blood dripping off of it. I smiled. I said,
"May I see that knife?" he gladly gave me the knife and I stabbed him in the gut~
He didn't scream he laughed. He's obviously drunk too. He fell but as he did so, he grabbed me with him. Now we both fell.
I collapsed on top of him.
Well it's a gay club ain't it?
"I see you like the sight of blood too?" The dude I just stabbed laughed. I smiled,
"Of course," I replied, "We should be friends~" I stood up.
"We should hit it before the cops show up. I'm Cry." he stood up then introduced himself.
"Pewds." I said back, licking the blood off the knife. "I love blood."
Under Cry's thick mask I can tell he was smiling too. Curiosity got the best of me so I pulled off that mask, revealing Cry's face.
Okay this bitch was sexy as hell. And when I mean sexy I mean from that moment I knew for sure I was actually gay.
"Dammit! No give it back I'm ugly!" cried Cry as he attempted to get his poker face mask back.
"Cry you're adorable!" Cry pouted as he blushed. If we didn't just met, I would of kissed his face off.
But since it was a gay club and we were both wasted I did it anyway. I kissed his fucking face off. *bro-fists self*
I grabbed his face and smashed his lips against mines and...practically ate him.
Yeah I feel so awesome right now.
Okay ya I didn't eat his face off for real if that's what you're wondering... I just kissed him like I was hungry.
I would've had sex with him but that would be TOO fast. Plus I stabbed that bitch. He'll be in pain.. Or unless he likes pain!
Dammit I should of done him!
Next time when I see his sexy ass I will...
Yeah I just went through some deep shit the other day..
I made my mum cry! DDDXX
She found out I was cutting myself and just.. I wrote this story to cheer me up. And trying to make you folks laugh At my retarded-ness.
So... I'll try and update a lot...
Review~!