Yay! My first one-shot! AND my first Naruto fic! Yay! Hope you have as much fun reading as I have writing! Mind you, though. This was just a bit of crack that I decided to write. Don't take anything seriously!

In a secret room, which also doubled as a closet, a secretive, secret meeting was taking place. In the secret closet meeting, there were some people gathered. The leader of the meeting was Naruto. On the outside of the closet door, was a sign saying "No Sai's Allowed".

"Alright... so that sign should be enough to hold him off for a while." Rock Lee said.

"How long, exactly?" Sakura asked.

"Long enough! Believe it!" Naruto cut in. "Now let's start this party!"

"Yay! Party!" some little kids shouted.

"There's not really a party..."

"Who let them in here?" Kakashi asked while he kicked them out and added to the sign "No Little Kids either".

"Alright. Ready to begin." Gai said.

Naruto got on top of the mini stage and started his little spiel.

"Our topic here today is Sai! He's seriously crossed too many lines that didn't need to be crossed!"

Kakashi sighed. "Like what, Naruto?"

Pointing to Kakashi, Naruto shouted, "for instance! He's ALWAYS talking about the size of my-"

"NARUTO!" Sakura shouted. She and the other girls in the meeting got somewhat red in the face. Except Hinata, who flushed and fainted. Sakura pulled her usual stunt: punching Naruto in the face for bringing that up.

Naruto went flying into a wall. He even managed a few in-air spins! "Owww..." A small picture fell out of his pocket. It was a picture of Sai that had "GAY!" scribbled on it.(1)

"Well..." Kakashi said cheerily, "at least we know what he was upset about."

"Sakura, what do you feel like ranting about your teammate for?"

"Cha! He prefers that Ino-pig to me! How dare he call her beautiful and me ugly!" She posed. Her fist was up in the air. "AND he called Sasuke a little homo! How wrong can you get?"

Naruto started getting up again. He pushed Sakura off the stage and tried to continue his point. She got mad and... well... a fight broke out.

Shouts of "Gay!" and "Sasuke hater!" were heard as the two fought for control of the meeting.

Lee, deciding he wanted to join the brawl, forced Shikamaru, Choji, and Kiba to enter the fight as well. Somehow, everyone in the room eventually got involved.

Then, a knock was heard at the door. Everyone froze. Sai walked in, followed by the little kids that Kakashi threw out. "Uh... what's going on here?"

"Yeah! Look! They did have the party without us!"

"It looks more like they were fighting to me. But why?"

"Um..."

"Uh..."

"Happy Birthday!" Kakashi randomly said.

"Ooookaay... but my birthday isn't until next year..."

"Then... happy extremely early birthday, Sai!" Naruto yelled.

"I'm going to leave now."

"Yep! Same time, same place next year!"

1) Sorry Sai lovers out there... but to Naruto... he kind of acts that way. I know it's justified because he doesn't know emotions very well... but yeah.

Hope you enjoyed the random fic! I know it's short, but length isn't that important! Please REVIEW!