A/N: I thought of this when I was stuck in Sex Ed with one of my best friends (that's why half of this Fic is written in the back of my Health workbook...) We had a little giggle when we thought of Zero and Yuuki doing this XD I seriously considered turning this into a lemon at the end, but then I thought Nahh, if I want to do that, I'll make it a separate story... most likely a Sequel (: so if this story is successful and you like it, keep your eyes out for the lemon...!

!ENJOY!

Disclaimer: Yeah we all know; I don't own Vampire Knight or any characters. I'd give my soul to own Zero though (;

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Yuuki looked down at the long yellow banana in her hand and then looked at the small blue packet in her other hand. A slight blush covered her cheeks as she watched the teacher demonstrate what they were meant to do. She quickly glanced at the silver haired man sitting beside her and fidgeted uncomfortably in her seat. Of all people, why did she have to be paired up with Zero for this...task?

The teacher commanded they get started and then the giggles started going around the room.

"Ewww, it's all slippery!" One girl laughed.

"Sensei, why is my banana smaller then everyone else's?" A male student yelled, outraged at the size of his particular fruit.

Yuuki slowly turned to look at Zero and blushed a deep scarlet. "Would you like to...err...open it?" She muttered, passing Zero the small blue packet.

Zero nodded slightly, fighting the bright pink blush that was creeping up his neck. 'For God sake man, pull it together! Stop being so bloody immature and just do the damn thing.' Of course, it would've been A LOT easier for him to do if he wasn't paired up with Yuuki. Yuuki of all people. Suddenly killing Level E's, shooting himself or even playing chess with Kuran seemed so much more tempting than doing this.

Yuuki took a deep, steadying breath and tried to shake off the blush. 'Deep breaths Yuuki, I don't know why you're getting so embarrassed. It's Zero. Zero: your best friend. It wouldn't be embarrassing if you were paired up with Yori chan, would it?'

Zero kept his eyes glued to the table as he passed the torn packet back to Yuuki, afraid that if he looked at her he'd turn into a red idiot and start giggling uncontrollably.

"Urm..." Yuuki was having trouble. As soon as he heard her soft, troubled voice his eyes flashed to her face... an automatic reaction. Zero almost smiled. She was trying to juggle the things in her hands; banana in one, condom and lubricant in the other.

Zero closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Do you want me to hold... that?" His eyes opened and he gestured to the banana.

Yuuki smiled softly at him. "Thanks," She muttered, passing him the fruit.

Zero held the banana in one hand as Yuuki slowly slipped the condom down the fruit. When she reached the bottom of the banana, her fingertips brushed over Zero's hand. Butterflies dominated her stomach and she turned to look at the front of the class, bringing her hands in front of her to fiddle with her workbook. Zero swallowed the large lump in his throat and placed the condom-covered banana back on the desk, trying not to think. Trying not to think of something else Yuuki could cover with a condom. Trying not to think of her hands anywhere near down there...

"It's raining." Yuuki mumbled, attempting to start a non-awkward conversation. She pointed at the window and to the water that pelted against the glass heavily.

Zero nodded and quickly cast a glance at Yuuki. Thank God he wasn't the only embarrassed one. The teacher came up to their desk, wondering why they weren't working. He examined the banana and smiled. "Perfect work you two." He then walked away, muttering to himself, "They're probably used to doing this task to get it on so well."

Zero's heightened vampiric hearing picked up what the teacher said and he started blushing madly. Desperate for Yuuki not to see him like this, he crossed his arms on the table and buried his head in them, trying to calm down.

Yuuki, noticing his moves, looked at him. 'Oh so now he's going to sleep. I must be boring. How can he not be embarrassed at this? I suppose he's not as immature as me.'

Half an hour later when class ended, Zero's cheeks had, thankfully, returned to their normal colour. He had kept his mind off everything involving Yuuki and condoms out of his thoughts and decided to think about sandwiches instead - a much less reddening topic.

Zero rose from his desk and cast a glance down at Yuuki. "I can't patrol tonight. I have... a meeting with the Chairman."

"Oh, okay." Yuuki smiled up at him, but worry was clear in her big brown eyes. "I hope everything's okay Zero."

He rushed past her and practically ran back to his dorm, desperately needing a long cold shower.

A/N: So how did I go? (:

There was another part to this story, mainly focusing on the Night Class doing this 'task'... if this story maybe gets enough reviews I'll add it on XD

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