Chapter 1: Honey's Great Internship Part 1
"HONEY!" yelled the deputy, named Marion Dunby. "Yes sir?" asked the nice, idiotic, most insane person Frank Honey. "Why is there a traffic jam outside?" "Well, I put my RV on cruise control and it crashed, so I left it!" he said, acting innocent. "Why would you do that?" Honey shrugged. "Ugh, why did we hire you as our intern?" Dunby said under his breath. Honey decided that he would stay in the basement for a bit. He wanted to go back to his post at the requisitions desk, but decided not to. Instead, he went an stood to the side, when, 'Hey there, would you show me to the evidence locker?" some girl asked him. "Why, sur-r-e..." he said when he noticed her beauty. "May I ask what your name is?" Frank asked, very very oddly. "My name's Ellie Phillips, the person running the requisitions and evidence locker from now on." "Well, it's this way, Ellie." Maybe his internship wouldn't be too bad.
Authors Note: Yeah, not a very good first chapter, but I digress. First true story. Don't hate on it's shortness.