Stage is set! A spot light comes on and a girl with long blue hair, a braid hanging over her left temple to her collar bone, and purple eyes skips on. She's wearing a female version of the Dark Magician's outfit. The audience is gathering. However many people there are watching has yet to be determined because it depends on how many people are actually reading this.

Girl: Hi everyone~! I'm Saki Lynn and I'd like to welcome you to Random Drabbles of a Yu-Gi-Oh! Fangirl~! Let me explain, in this I will come up with random sketches involving the characters of Yu-Gi-Oh!, GX, and 5D's, there will be Shonen-Ai and Het depending on how I feel when I write, and the pairings will be consistent to my Favorite Pairings list. (See my profile to find out who's on it.) There will also be Téa/Anzu/Teana, Vivian, and Rebecca bashing in some chapters, YGO Abridged references, OOC moments, crossovers with other games and Anime, and I will also take requests from the readers. Just leave them in reviews, and please be sure to note there are certain conditions.

Yami: *walks on stage with other YGO characters* You mean no pairings that you don't approve of?

Saki: Helloooo sexy Pharaoh!

Mokuba: There she goes again.

Bakura: Well what the hell did you expect? BTW, take that as a "yes" to your question Pharaoh.

Yuugi: That's Saki for you. *sees Saki drooling over Yami* Snap out of it!

Saki: Meep! Oh, sorry.

Seto: Shouldn't you be focusing on Red Moon?

Saki: *sad sigh* I know. But the review count for the second chapter hasn't helped in getting me into a writing mood. Don't get me wrong! I'm grateful, but it was kind of a disappointment considering the count from the first chapter.

Marik: It was a major drop. She only got four when the first got eight. Eleven for the first and seven for the second if you wanna count DeviantArt comments.

Saki: Well I've noticed that in some authors, myself included, high numbers in reviews for their stories fuels their need to update. In my case it will fuel my need to hand write out the chapters so I can type them up sooner when I get the chance. I coulda been well into the other chapters by now but I'm still on three… *OTL*

Ryou: Saki, don't guilt trip the readers.

Saki: *springs back up* Oh my Ra! I'm so sorry!

Yusei: That was a quick change!

Jaden: Yeah. Kinda like how she was along with that group of people when she went to go see Bonds of Time with her sister and her friends.

Saki: LOL! Now that was fun! The entire screen room was in sync!

Yuma: *runs on stage* Hey! What about me?! Don't I get to be included in this?!

Saki: Get off my stage! *pulls a lever that opens a trap door under Yuma's feet*

Yuma: *falls down the hole* WHAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo…

Yuugi: *kneels by the trap door* Yuma go down deh hole.

Saki: Sorry. Zexel doesn't work for me… Although Kite strangely looks like Jack Atlas.

Jack: How dare you say such a thing!

Saki: Ignoring him. Okay! Any questions before we head out?

Malik: Is there a reason you made Dark Magician's outfit a dress? That's gotta be against the creator's rules.

Saki: Screw the rules! I'm a fangirl! But sadly I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or anything else that may be included. This disclaimer applies to all chapters until it ends. 'Til next time~!

And the stage goes dark.

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