The Joker's Little Girl Part 1 Chapter 1

Harley opened her eyes to find that it was pitch black in her and the Joker's bedroom. She smiled to herself as she heard his soft snoring next to her. She looked at the digital clock on the nightstand. It was 5:01 in the morning.

Suddenly, this nauseating feeling washed over her. She threw the purple comforter off her and ran to the bathroom. She flipped on the light. She emptied the contents of her stomach into the toilet.

Lying down on the cold tile floor she began to think. 'I've been throwing up for the past two weeks. It couldn't be something I ate could it? No. I'd have a fever if it was. My ankles are killing me. And… oh god, what day is it?'

She ran into the bedroom and unplugged her charging phone. She clicked to her calendar. She was one week late.

Her heart rate sped up as she realized the possibilities that might be causing her current illness. However her heart rate really sped up when standing in her cell phone's glow, was a very angry looking Joker.

"What are you doing running around at 5 o'clock in the morning?" He shouted, raising a threatening hand.

"I got sick. And…" She was so scared she couldn't speak. Harley put a hand over her number one fear.

Something inside of the Joker stopped him. He slammed his hands on either side of Harley head. The Joker leaned so their noses were barely touching.

"I don't know what's going on and quite frankly I don't care as long as I go back to sleep, understand?" He gave her one more harsh glare then pushed off the wall.

Harley thought for a moment. "You know Puddin' I think I'm going to go to Ivy's for awhile."

The Joker was already fast asleep before she had even started talking.

As quietly as she could, she packed a light knapsack and grabbed a few hundred dollars. She wrote the Joker a note telling her where she would be and what time she would be back tonight.

She got into her red sports car and drove away from the Amusement park. She was in fact going to Poison Ivy's apartment, but first she had to make a pit stop at a 24 hour grocery store.

"Its 6 o'clock in the morning!" shouted a very pissed off Poison Ivy. She walked to her front door to see who was pounding at her door. She was surprised to see her friend and partner in crime, Harley.

"Red I'm sorry for waking you up but I have a problem," explained Harley. Harley started to sob loudly as she threw her arms around her friend's neck.

Poison Ivy half dragged Harley to the couch in the living room. "Harley what's wrong? It was that clown wasn't it?"

"Well kind of," she replied.

"I swear if he hurt you-"

"No! Just look," Harley thrust the plastic bag she was carrying into Ivy's hands. She opened the bag and pulled out three pregnancy tests. Both women were speechless. Harley from not knowing what to say and Ivy from shock.

Ivy broke the silence. "What are you going to do if it's positive?"

"I don't know," said Harley as she looked down "it depends if Mista' J wants it."

"Screw him," yelled Ivy "the question is do you want this baby?"

"Of course I do. I'm just worried that the Joker will do something bad," worried Harley.

"Then you'll keep this baby," said Ivy.

"I think I should take those tests now," said Harley.

"Are you sure because you could always take it later," said Ivy.

"I really have to go to the bathroom," said Harley. Harley took out the tests and left the boxes.

Ivy read the directions while Harley did what the directions said. Ivy had a stop watch on her phone. "What is it Harl?"

"There's a little pink plus sign," said Haley as she started to cry.

"It's going to be okay Harley" said Ivy as Harley opens the bathroom door to get the next test. They did the whole thing over again two more times. Both the test were positive.

"Harley don't cry," said Ivy as she got more tissues to help with Harleys crying.

"No it isn't going to be okay," cried Harley. "Mista J is going to do somethin' horrible."

"If he does call me and he will be fertilizer," warned Ivy.

"Okay, well I'm tired Red," said Harley as she got up and headed for the guest room.