Welcome to the First story involving the worlds of Gintama and To Love-Ru. Now the first chapter is going to seem somewhat like the first chapter of the Gintama manga but after that it's all a fresh new thing. Now this is the first comedy I've ever wrote so I do ask that you tell me how it is and give me some advice on how to make it seem more... Gintama-ish

It's not decided if there will be harems in this story (even though I'm leaning more to no) but there will be romance.

The last thing I want to discuss is I don't know If I'm going to add any other characters from the Gintama series in here (but other series might make an appearance, and no I don't mean in a parody).

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama, To Love-Ru or anything referenced in this story.

Working Is Not All About the Salary, So Don't Go Asking For One.

Sainan City, an ordinary city full of nothing but the ordinary, almost nothing significant happens here. If you were asked to point out the city of Sainan on a map of Japan, you'd probably look for that little black dot with the name 'Sainan' next to it. Pretty dull place… there is almost nothing attractive about this boring old city…?

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Wait. I'm supposed to make it sound good for the reader?

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You're expecting too much from this. No one is going to have high expectations about this story so I could describe the city in any way I want to. Sainan City, Roanapur's dirty disease riddled cousin. People here rape and kill one another for sport while drugs were founded here. That's right. Drugs. Not any specific one but the concept itself. Gun and human smugglers are safe in the city as it's appeal is a safe heaven for them and terrorists.

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I'm not stopping.

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Why? I'll tell you why! It's because you're telling me how to do my job while I'm in the middle of doing it!

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How would I feel if Tony heard about this? Who the hell is Tony! Who are you even talking about!

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Fine! I'll make the place sound more exciting. Sainan, a fictional city in a fictional country with no positive or negative aspects about it. A rather dull place with no guns within a 100 mile radius, yet the possibility of getting shot is still there. The city could even be compared to Switzerland instead of Roanapur. People there don't hate and neither do they love. Very neutral.

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Ok ok fine! The story's starting point begins… here! The day was ending with the sun slowly making it's way down to set in the west. Even though the day could be described as "over" there was still a few more hours of daylight left. For one individual, the day couldn't go by any faster. Yuuki Rito was currently working at his part time job at a cafe near the center of town named Scab Cats*.

The reason for him getting a job is a very troubling one. Recently, a group of thugs that go by the name of the 'Amato Snakes', have been terrorizing neighborhoods by soliciting money from local businesses and families, for protection, throughout the community. Although they don't have that far of a reach outside of their territory they still have enough control to keep the people quiet due to fear.

Now Rito had to work at a dead end job in order to pay them and stay on the gang's good side. His jobbed involved him working at either the cash register or serving the customers their food and drinks. But every now and then he would get the job to clean the bathroom, and every damn time someone would take the biggest shit and smear it along all the walls.

Rito groaned at the thought of those terrible experiences. Why couldn't he get a break? Why God, why! Just let the poor clumsy pervert experience something good in life! That's all we ask for!

"Hey! Who are you calling a pervert!" Rito yelled out into the close to being empty cafe.

"Yuuki! What the hell are you doing!" Rito turned from his position behind the register to see his boss, fury written across his face. The man was in his late forties and completely bald save for the single hair that stubbornly stuck up straight at the center of his head.

Rito looked at his boss for a minute before turning to look around the cafe to see only three people present at the moment. The boy with orange brownish hair was quite literally confused. Who was he yelling at right now? He could have sworn that someone had just insulted him but… he didn't know who.

"Well you idiot? What are you doing?" His boss continued to ask him. By the sound of his voice he seemed really mad.

"I ah… I don't know." Rito answered his boss.

"You don't know! I'll tell you what you're supposed to be doing! You're supposed to be working, not twiddling your damn thumbs!" His boss bellowed at him as a vein appeared on his shiny forehead.

"Man you guys are loud." A voice caught the two worker's attention. It came from a man in his early twenties wearing a black track jacket and pants complimented with tons of gold chains hanging around his neck. He had a black mullet and a black snake tattoo on his cheek going down his neck. The other man sitting at the table with him was wearing the same thing as him but had a white undershirt on and a black bandana around his head. "Look why don't one of you get me some chocolate milk or something!"

'Those guys are… Amato Snakes!' Rito thought in horror. Just having them in the cafe was not something good. Another thought that crossed his mind is how he didn't take notice to them until they made their presence known.

"Yes, yes of course!" Rito's boss said quickly before pulling a tray with chocolate milk on it out of nowhere. The man quickly pushed the tray into Rito's hands before pushing him out from behind the register. "Yuuki go deliver that nice man his chocolate milk!"

At this point Rito figured that his boss knew who those men were and was trying his hardest to stay on their good side. In order to do the same Rito had to deliver this treaty of treats. As Rito passed by the first Snake, a foot shot out and tripped him. He fell hard and he fell far even the chocolate milk didn't stand a chance against that surprise attack.

Rito's face was halted by the combination of the table behind the Snakes and the cold hard floor. When he had hit the table, Rito could tell he caused something else to fall and spill but that was the least of his worries at the moment. The laughter that came from the gangsters was all that filled his ears. Before Rito could do anything a hand gripped his hair and lifted his head up, his view being filled with his asshole of a boss.

"Yuuki what are you doing!" The boss then turned his attention back towards the two Snakes. "I am so very sorry for this clumsy boys actions! Yuuki apologize now!"

The man was still pulling at Rito's hair as he continued to lift him up until he was on his knees before the gangsters. Before Rito could even utter a word to any of the people there, the sound of foot fall made it's way to them as a shadow fell over the group.

"Hey." Before the boss could comprehend what was happening a fist smashed against his face and sent him flying into the Snake's table. Rito was shocked at the man's appearance as much as the Snakes were.

"Who the hell is this guy!" The man with the bandana yelled as he shoot out of his seat followed by the chain wearing man.

"What's your deal!" The other man shouted at the man. The two watched as he pulled out a bokuto and continued to approach them. "What do you think you're going to do with that wooden sword?"

"Gyaa gyaa gyaa gyaa," The man stepped forward and Rito could finally get a better look at the man. He wore a strange outfit for anyone in modern day Japan; a white yukata with a blue swirl pattern on the bottom and ends of the sleeves, with only the left sleeve being used as the right hanged down past his obi. Over the yukata was a black belt with some left dangling down, it looked like it held the bokuto he now had in his hands. Underneath the yukata he wears a black, red-lined shirt with the collar popped and black pants. His feet are covered by black knee-high boots, buckled around the top and above his foot. His hair was silver-ish blue that was kept in a messy perm style. The man seemed to look straight ahead at the gangsters and passed them with the uncaring look his half lidded eyes gave off. All in all, the man seemed weird to Rito.

"Jeez you don't shut up." The man's voice was deep and held the same uncaring impression as his eyes. "Look what you yakuza cosplayers did because of your joke…"

The two men and Rito looked as the swordsman held up an empty glass with chocolate stains on it. Rito had thought something else spilled asides from the chocolate milk, but that couldn't be the reason why this man was attacking the two men.

"My chocolate sundae… it… freakin' fell!" The perm man swung the sword down on the bandana wearing man's head, slamming it into the floor. Rito stared in horror as the unnamed man was deliberately attacking the Amato Snakes Gang.

"What the hell are you doing! Do you know who we are!" The chain wearing man backed away from the crazed man.

"The doctor said that my blood pressure is too high," The man charged forward with his bokuto ready. "So I can only eat a sundae once a week!"

The final snake fell to the ground before Rito as the man stood with his back to him. The silver haired man slowly turned his head to look back at Rito who stared at him, nervous that he would be the next to feel his wrath.

"Tell the owner, it was good." And with that he walked out of the store. Rito quickly followed the man out of the store to watch him leave on a motor scooter. He was watching the man so intently that he didn't notice five individuals wearing black surround him.

"Hey kid don't move!" Rito was shocked to see more of the Snakes appear at the cafe. "You're that crazy swordsman that went and attacked this cafe huh!"

"Wha… no no, It wasn't me!" Rito tried to redirect their accusation onto the actual culprit but he left the scene as fast as he had entered it. At this point Rito hadn't noticed one of the Snakes leave the group and enter the shop.

"Hey! Kazou and Takashi are knocked out in here!" The Snake that left the group shouted from inside.

"You've done it know kid." The leader of the group said as he glared at Rito.

"I'm telling you it wasn't me! The man who did this already ran away!" He tried to defend his case, but it's very hard to dig yourself out of a grave.

"You should probably try that after you hide the weapon you idiot!" The man stepped closer to Rito, who was shocked to find the bokuto of the attacker, hanging from his waist. "The Boss is going to want to have a word with you."

Rito did the only thing he could think of at the moment. He ran, and he ran fast. The gangsters watched as he made his gallant escape. They all deadpanned as he was basically already a dead man now that he fought with their gang, all they had to do was find him.

"Hey! One of you find out who that kid is!" The leader of the group ordered his men. They complied and entered the cafe to look for anything that could give away his identity.

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The silver haired man was driving to God knows where as he contemplated on his current situation. Now that he wasn't able to get the sweets he needed to survive he might end up dying on the way back home that night. This was a serious situation he was in.

Before he could think more on it, a scream filled is sugarless ears from the distance. Turning his head he saw the same employee of the cafe that bumped into his table and spilled his sundae. Mixed emotions arose inside him but he remembered that it was those yakuza guys who did it. In the boy's hand also happened to be his bokuto as well.

"How dare you make it look like it's my fault!" Rito was now running a few feet behind the scooter. "Now those guys'll be looking for me!"

Those words went in one ear and out the other for the man as he looked at his sword in the boy's hand. "Such an honest guy, coming to give my sword back. It's ok, you can keep it. It's just something I bought on a class vacation anyhow."

"Noooooo! I ran from those gangsters after they accused me of beating those guys!" Rito shouted at the man. "Thanks to you those guys will most likely target me and my family from now on!"

"Not only that but I won't be able to pay them off this month either because you attacked my boss!"

"Ya, you'll probably be fired." Was the man's even response as he started digging around in his nose.

"Are you even listening! They'll target my family! My only sister is 11 years old and now she'll be attacked by them for something I didn't even do!" Rito continued yelling at the man.

"You're making a big deal out of getting fired."

"We're off that subject now! This is about how I'll be able to protect my little sister, maybe someone like you wouldn't understand something like that but," The man turned his head slightly to look at the teen chasing after him. "How can I live with myself when I can't even protect those close to me, damn it!"

The man slammed on the brakes as he had enough of the boy's babbling, coincidentally the back of his scooter hit the boy in his kintama. Rito fell to the ground as his world turned white around him. Silver Perm turned around to look at the teen on the ground who was now clutching his nether regions.

"Stop screaming you carrot top! Stop acting like you're the only unlucky one!" He yelled at the downed teen who was now starting to stand. "You're not the only one who is being threatened by those sweet tooth yakuzas! Start being more positive and move forward!"

"Huh? Rito?" The two turned their heads to the door of the shopping center they had stopped in front of. A young girl with dark brown hair wearing a pink shirt and violet skirt walked out the automatic doors of the store with a couple bags in one hand. "What are you doing? Don't you have work?"

"Ah Mikan, I can explain!" Rito said quickly as he knew one of the reasons he got a job was because of Mikan.

"Oh… Nice to meet you." Perm man said with a straight face.

Before either of the two could do anything, Mikan was in front of Rito yelling in his face about how they needed the money for this month. The perm haired man watched for a minute before climbing onto his scooter, an act that did not go unnoticed by Rito.

"Wait, Mikan! All of this happened because of that guy!" Rito pointed to the perm man who was starting up his scooter. "Hey! Wait!"

"Sorry, I wanna see a drama that's on tonight." The man said over his shoulder. But before he could drive he noticed the second passenger on his vehicle. A smiling little girl who looked like she had enough of her brother and him.

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"I'm really, really sorry." The silver haired man was on his knees before the siblings, currently inside their home. He was sporting a black eye from a little girl who was a lot stronger than she look. "It was my opening scene, so I wanted to make it grand, and... I went out of line! I'm sorry!"

"Apology accepted," Mikan said without a second of hesitation, which shocked Rito.

"Really! Just like that!" Rito asked his sister in surprise.

"But what are we going to do now that Rito lost his job?" Mikan started advancing towards the man who was sweating under her gaze. "You're going to have to pay!"

Mikan grabbed the bokuto that Rito still had and prepared to swing at the man. Seeing that his sister wasn't being rational, Rito grabbed her shoulders and held her back as she started yelling at the man more.

"Mikan calm down!" Rito yelled to his sister.

"Wait, wait, wait, calm down!" The man yelled as he held something out to her. "I think this will cover everything!"

Mikan grabbed the card and looked it over before flipping it around and finding nothing else. Rito grabbed the card and gave it a once over.

"Yorozuya?" Rito looked back towards the man who was still kneeling down before them. "What is this?"

"Allow me to introduce myself," The man stood so he could have a professional conversation with the two. "I'm odd jobs, Sakata Gintoki. I am the founder and boss of Yorozuya Gin-Chan. I'm working a business where I'll take any job. I the 'freelancer', will do anything you need help with."

The now known Gintoki was quickly assaulted by the siblings as they kicked him to the ground. Even though they are usually peaceful, they just couldn't get over what this man had done.

"We're in trouble because of you!"

"Find me a new job!"

"I can't find you a job but I can teach you how to not be nervous during a job interview…"

"We don't want to know!" They both shouted as they kicked him in the face. Gin fell on the floor with a bloody and most likely broken nose.

"Rito what are we going to do." Mikan asked as her mood turned more somber.

"I don't know, but are biggest problem is the Amato Snakes out for my head." Rito said with the same mood as his younger sister.

"So your problem is with those yakuza snakes?" Gin had, within the duration of Rito and Mikan's short conversation, got up and raided their fridge for the chocolate cake they were keeping in there, and was now currently eating it before them with straight eyes.

"Of course it is! And why are you eating our food!" Rito asked Gin who continued to eat the cake.

"I won't make it through the day if I don't eat my sweets." Gin replied like it was obvious to them.

"Ugh… well, yes the problem is with those Snakes." Rito confirmed for the man.

"So why don't you just deal with these yakuza gaisho?"

"Will you stick with one name for them!" Rito yelled at the man. "The reason we can't deal with them is because they're a gang. No one stands much of a chance and the police haven't done anything yet. And don't you have to pay them to?"

"Nope." Gin replied as he handed the empty plate to Mikan who went and took it to the sink.

"Wha… Why!" Rito found it unfair that their was someone in Sainan who didn't have to pay protection money. "Haven't they came to you asking for money?"

"They have, then I asked what I need protecting from," Gin said to the teen who looked at him in surprise. "They made it seem like the shinigami was out for my ass, so I kicked theirs to the curb."

'At least I'm not the only one being hunted.' Rito thought before an idea popped into his mind. "Wait, Sakata-san. You said you'd take any job right?"

"Hmm… ya, I did."

"Then what about this; will you protect us from the Amato Snakes?" Rito asked with slight hope for he and his sister. He remembered how Gin had taken down those two in the cafe so that means he can take care of himself.

"I can do that. But what's the pay?" Gin asked. Rito didn't think about the money, he didn't even have enough to pay those Snakes.

"Wha…?"

"Can't work for free. Witcher's code, and all that." Gin said with full seriousness.

"I uh… I can't pay you now… but," Then another plan came to his mind. "What if I work off my pay… come work for you?"

"Protection and working for me both sound like things for you." Gin made his way over to his bokuto, which Mikan had left against the wall as she took the plate into the kitchen. He picked up the sword and placed it back into his belt, having it secured on his waist. "Huh… seems like you can take that same deal to the Amato."

Gintoki watched with slight interest as Rito got on his knees and placed his head on the ground before him. "Please… I need your help. I can't earn money to pay for protection or pay you, I can't keep a job, I can't even protect my sister from gangsters! The only thing I can do now is beg for your help!"

Gintoki and a hiding Mikan listened to the boy beg the older man for his assistance. Gin looked at him with his usual emotionless expression while Mikan had to cover her mouth to stop a sob from coming out. And why wouldn't she start sobbing? Her brother just threw away his pride and begged a man they didn't even know, all to ask for help.

"Please! Sakata Gintoki!" Rito put everything he had into this. After this he didn't know what he would do.

"I had you pegged wrong kid,"Gin said surprising the teen. "To grovel at another man's feet and beg him to protect your loved ones in your place isn't something easy to do. To throw away your pride takes something special…"

"Huh…?" Rito asked dumbly as he looked up to the older man.

"You did the last thing you thought you could do to protect your sister," Gin continued as the teen continued to stare at him, waiting for his answer. "But I won't take this job."

"Wha-"

"Because there is still something you can do." Gin made his way towards the door and put on his boots before turning back to look at him. "Now you can come with me and face them yourself… or you can continue to grovel until a miracle comes and wipes them all out."

Rito felt his resolve strengthen for the first time in a long time. Gintoki was right, he could face them himself and show them that the people of Sainan had enough of their shit. By the time Rito stood up Gin had already left the house, shocking the teen.

"Wait up, Gin-san!" He yelled as he followed the man out the door into the night.

Mikan had watched her brother follow after the strange man with a small smile on her face. She then moved her attention to the card Gintoki had given to her. 'Jack of all trades huh…'

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In a not so much abandoned warehouse in the much so abandoned part of town, a certain sweets loving gang with the unoriginal name of Amato Snakes were busy trying to explain the situation to their boss.

"Hey Boss! We have a problem!" The members that had been at the cafe yelled out as they entered the warehouse.

The sight that greeted them was one full of guns weed, and explosives. The area seemed to be one big pot farm and every gangster inside was holding some form of firearm. They all wore black in a way that copied the style of a yakuza biker. But there was one individual in the building that stood out compared to all the others.

They're wearing a thick black biker suit with yellow decals that makes them completely indistinguishable from a man or a woman. On their head was a black helmet with the same yellow decals and a black tinted face shield. The individual heard the yells of their subordinates and made their way to the guy crying out.

"What is it?" They said in a voice that was not distinguishable between male or female.

"Boss, Kazou and Takashi were attacked by some punk kid with a bokuto!" The man yelled to his boss.

"Have they now? Who is this 'punk' kid?" They asked, intrigued that their men had been taken down by some kid.

"The owner of the cafe he worked at said his name was Yuuki Rito." The man said quickly, hoping they could go find the kid. Personally, he wanted to go and chase after the kid but they had more important things to do. "So Boss, what do you want us to do?"

The Boss looked towards the ground for a moment before lighting a cigarette and placing it in the side vent of his helmet and taking in a large amount of the deadly chemicals. Boss then blew out smoke from the other vent and looked towards the man.

"Go find this Yuuki Rito… and rip his goddamn dick off." The Boss said with no emotion in their voice.

"Ro-Roger that!" He shouted as he gathered all the gangsters in one area and prepared to go on a city wide hunt for the one known as Yuuki Rito.

"Boss! Boss!" Another man ran in with a scared look on his face.

"What is it?"

"There's a kid with a bokuto and a man with a perm outside! They attacked a couple of our guys!" He shouted in hysterics.

"Have they now? Who is this 'punk' kid?"

"Is your dialogue repeating?" The original gangster asked.

"Boss what are we going to do?" The man asked wanting to know what to do in this situation.

"Go find this Yuuki Rito… and rip his goddamn dick off."

"It is! It is! Your damn dialogue is repeating, stop it!" The OG yelled at their boss.

Before any of the gangsters could move the door to the warehouse was blown off it's hinges. Two figures made their way through the open door and stood before the gangsters. One was a high school student with orange brown hair. He held the bokuto limply in his right hand. The man to his right was taller and probably in his late twenties. He stared at the gangsters with a look of boredom while the teen stared at them with a glare. Within seconds every gun was pointed at them, causing the teen to feel a bit uneasy.

"Gin-san this doesn't look good." Rito whispered to the man to his right.

"Yeah same here," Gin agreed as he looked at the amounts of firepower that were being aimed at them. "The writer of this story said there were no guns in a 100 mile radius of this city, so how are they here?"

"That's what's making you uneasy!" Rito whispered to Gin, his face taking on an agitated expression. "What do we do?"

"You already know the plan," The perm man told him. Rito nodded, already having expected them to be hostile once they entered their base.

"W-which one of you is the boss?" The teen tried to hide the quiver in his voice and thankfully it succeeded for the most part.

"What is it?" The boss stepped forward, standing next to all their subordinates.

"Stop sounding like a broken record!" OG shouted.

Rito looked at the man or woman wearing the biker outfit with the helmet. He couldn't get a read on the person which only made him more uneasy. His first thought was to find out who was behind the helmet.

"Can I ask that you remove the helmet, please. I want to talk face to face." Rito asked as politely as he could.

"The Boss doesn't take orders from you, Yuuki Rito! They're the boss and you should be listening to them!" OG shouted at the teen who surprisingly kept his composure.

"Can I ask why your boss is pretending to be the protagonist from Saints Row?" Gin asked the gangsters.

"Are you insulting the boss!"

"This guy is dead!"

"Off with his perm!"

"Have they now? Who is this 'punk' kid?"

"Boss, will you shut the hell up!"

A bang resounded throughout the warehouse as the Boss held a magnum to OG's head. A second later he dropped to the ground, dead, with a hole through his head. Rito looked at the sight with wide eyes while Gin's widened only slightly, so they were now three fourths lidded.

"Never tell me what to do." Was the hissed out rebuttal of a gender-less voice. "Now I'm glad you came Yuuki Rito, because it saves me the time of hunting you down."

"Gin-san! The plan? The plan, do we do it now?" Rito asked as he never took his eyes off Boss.

"Calm down Rito," Gintoki placed his hand on Rito's right arm. "Everything will go according to plan!"

When Gin finished he forced Rito's arm in a horizontal arch motion, that looked as if Rito was the one who made the movement. The bokuto flew out of Rito's hand and spun through the air, towards the gangsters. The bokuto destroyed all the guns aimed at them or knocked them out of their hand's, including the Boss's revolver. The sword made one more arch before the blade implanted into the ground before Rito.

The gangsters looked at the teen wide eyed as he reached for the sword and removed it from the ground. Rito glared at them, scaring most of them and causing some to back up.

"Leave Sainan… or else." Rito said in a low and commanding tone.

The Boss looked on from behind their helmet's visor and stared directly at Rito. They reached up to take a puff from the cigarette but was surprised to find it missing from the vent it was left in.

"What is… it?" The Boss's voice turned to one of horror as they looked over in the direction of the large pot farm. Everyone else looked to see what it was, and soon looked on wide eyed at what was about to occur.

The cigarette was spinning its way through the air before landing directly on the pot farm. Within a couple of seconds, the entire thing was blazing and setting fire to the rest of the warehouse.

"Tha- Gin-san look!" Rito pointed over towards were the fire was spreading, which happened to be a pile of crates. On the crates it read 'Explosive'. Gin had a tough time reading the crates as the smoke from the weeds had been filling his lungs.

All he could think about was getting a shit load of chocolate covered chips. Not chips covered in chocolate. Not chocolate chips covered in chocolate. But Chips Ahoy covered in chocolate. But when Rito pointed out that the fire was heading towards the crates marked explosive he knew he had to do something.

Gintoki grabbed Rito's collar and ran for the door they had come from and immediately exited the building. Gin turned around and quickly locked the door with a padlock and ran full speed away from the building, a stumbling Rito in tow.

Within a minute, the sound of explosions filled the air as the building was engulfed in flames. Whether the gangsters got out or not didn't matter to them, considering they were the antagonists of the story.

"Freeze!" Gin and Rito immediately threw their hands into the air as the two were encompassed in a bright light. When their eyes adjusted to the light, they were surprised to see police cars surrounding them.

"Rito! Gin-san!" To Rito's surprise, Mikan ran out from behind the cop cars and towards the two. A few police followed after her as firefighters made their way to the burning building. "Rito I'm so happy you're alright!"

"Wha… alright? Ya. I'm uh… I'm going to be alright." Was his reply which confused the girl.

"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to come with me." An officer walked up to Gin who still kept his arms in the air.

"Aren't you going to say you're happy I'm alright?" He asked as he was pulled away by the cop.

"No, now get moving!" He led him to one of the parked cars.

"Ah… Gin-san!" Rito said in surprise as he watched his new friend get taken away by the police. The teen looked towards his sister with pleading eyes, asking her what he should do. "Mikan…"

"Go with him." She told him with a smile.

"What do you mean I'm being taken in!" Gin shouted from the distance.

"You found something in him, right?" Mikan asked. Rito looked at his sister in surprise.

"What do you mean it's because I assaulted two people! Where did I ever do that!"

"Go ahead and find a way to protect what you want." The girl continued as Rito continued to stare in surprise, although he was starting to lose focus because of the pot.

"At the Scab Cat Cafe? I've never heard of it!" Rito turned away from his sister to where Gin was starting to fight off a group of police officers. The teen started his way over to his friend before it became a run to help him and at least try to clear things up between him and the law. Rito didn't know what his future held but he knew there was going to be a fair share of hardships, and he was ready to face them, together with his friend.

*Scab Cat is a parody of the confectionery store Stray Cats from the manga Mayoi Neko Overrun! which is drawn by the same artist as the To Love-Ru series.

Amato literally means Sweet Tooth.

Gaisho translates to street prostitute.

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