Goodbye Winnie the Pooh

by Smart Kira

This is dedicated to Huell Howser who died on January 7 2013. He voiced Backson in the post credit scene in the film Winnie the Pooh. Huell Howser may you rest in peace.

Goodbye Winnie the Pooh

I am a Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

I live in the dark forest and got a great idea one day to kidnap Christopher Robin

My appearance would shock anyone I am a gigantic and obese looking creature

With a tail surly ugly mug face

And sharp horns atop his head in between a red mop hair that covers his eyes

With black toes blue fur shaggy rug-like hide gold ring on his nose

My personality is a range of things from curious to devilish to fearsome

And to monstrous and then to destructive and then to enthusiastic

Or as Owl once called me cruel

But sometimes my personality is bad and sometimes gentle

I also have many likes one of them is helping to return lost things

While another thing is finding things in the woods

And another is thefts and destroying things

And finally another thing I like is creating chaos

Even though sometimes I like to help my other friends in the forest

They are also my foes I don't know why I just can't get along with them

I hate playing and then Mr. Hyde

With Winnie-the-Pooh Eeyore Tigger Piglet Christopher Robin Roo Kanga Rabbit and Owl