Ment and her mind control
Mentiras: this is a story about me and my mind control powers :P
In ironforge
Mentiras: hey pie can u buy me shiny stuff from the AH?
Piemaniac: no
Mentiras: please???? goes into cat form
Piemaniac: KITTY!!!! Hugs ment ok ill buy u shiny things
Mentiras: thanks pie :D
Piemaniac: I really need to stop falling for her mind control
At pie's secret anti mind control lab
Duckydoodles: WERE DO YOU GET THEESE FREAKING LABS!!!!
Piemaniac: im not sure…
Duckydoodles: -.- what ever
Piemaniac: ok now then ment has mind control and she has already made me spend 20 gold buying her shiny stuff now we need to stop her from mind controlling us to do things that are "Drastic"
Duckydoodles: good point
Piemaniac: ok let's go confront her…
Duckydoodles: kk
At ment's hidden condo
Piemaniac: MENT YOU NEED TO STOP USING UR MIND CONTROL ON US!
Mentiras: oh but on the contraire pie I will keep doing it and now I shall test my powers goes into cat form
Both pie and ducky: KITTY!
Mentiras: ok then DUCKY I say for you to marry SCISELIA!!!!
Duckydoodles: ok ment ill do as you say
Mentiras: and now for pie pie I want you to buy me more shiny stuff
Piemaniac: okey dokey artichokey
Mentiras: don't call me that
Piemaniac: alrighty then goofy goober
Mentiras: DON'T CALL ME THAT EITHER!
Piemaniac: what ever ye say lassie
Mentiras: DO… just forget it and buy me shiny stuff
Piemaniac: kk
At the wedding
Minister: do you Duckydoodles take her sciselia as your lawfully wedded wife?
Duckydoodles: I do
Minister: and do you sciselia take him Duckydoodles as you husband?
Sciselia: I do
Minister: then I now pronounce you duck and wife you may kiss the bride
Duckydoodles: do I have to?
Minister: ya I think so
Duckydoodles: snaps out of it were the crap am i??? WHY AM I WEARING A TUX!
Sciselia: we are married now…
Duckydoodles: NOOOOOOOO looks at the minister PIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Piemaniac: the kitty asked me too
Duckydoodles: oh…
Piemaniac: you can always throw her out of the window that would cancel the marriage
Duckydoodles: GLADLY throws sci out a window
Piemaniac: how did that feel?
Duckydoodles: actually really good
Piemaniac: CRAP I JUST REALIZED
Duckydoodles: what???
Piemaniac: I have spent 9876 gold buying shiny stuff for kitty
Duckydoodles: ha-ha
Piemaniac: HEY U MARRIED SCI!
Duckydoodles: touché
Mentiras: goes into cat form
Ducky and Pie: KITTY!
Mentiras: can the story be over?
Piemaniac: OK KITTY
In the narrators box
Piemaniac: ok guys ment wouldn't really do that stuff to me and ducky but I have spent 2 gold buying her shiny stuff cuz I think that she does have mind control while kitty
Mentiras: does cat form hey pie can u plz shut up
Piemaniac: KITTY ok hugs kitty
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's notes
Well im glad that you all liked chapter 3 of the retards chapter four will be coming soon…ok when ever I want it to and also ment…PLZ DON'T KILL ME!!!!! Hides under a random bed