Chocolate Truffles

AN: This is an idea that came to me while I was reading The Opal Deception. What really went on with those chocolate truffles? Well, read and enjoy. Dignity gets thrown out the window.

Artemis cut off the call. He and Holly swallowed the truffles they were eating and sat down. Artemis broke the awkward silence.

"So, what do we do now?" The group looked at each other.

"Well," Holly began. "Those truffles are pretty good…"

Five seconds later

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" they all stood in a circle. In the middle, Artemis was chugging down truffles by the dozen. It was an ordinary day in the life of Artemis Fowl the second.