"Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!"
My body shot up but immediately winced in pain, trying to sit up. I laid back down in a- wait! Hospital bed? Where the hell am I?
I look at my body to find a small fluff of hair on my chest. I looked at my arm, which was skinnier than my last arm. It was fluffy as all heck. My new body was covered with bandages.
I'm a Braixen.
A fucking Braixen...
I don't even know what to think anymore. I somehow got transformed into a furry, who is also a female. There goes any chance of living a normal life. I always asked for my life to be actually interesting, but not to this extent.
I finally got my head out of my ass when a nurse came into the room. She was tall and slightly busty. Her hair was blonde, which complimented on her bright blue eyes.
Her name tag read; 'Cassandra Pollen'. I'll just call her 'Miss. Pollen'
"I see you're awake."
"Yep. I'm awake and alive" I said, my voice sounded like a squeaky teen girl. I still was able to speak English, despite being a pokemon. I wonder if I'll be able to understand pokemon like Meowth. Miss. Pollen was even more surprised.
"Wow! You're able to speak our language, that's rare. Although, not impossible. Anyway, how are you feeling, Braixen?"
I looked at the state of my body.
"In all honesty; I feel awful" I responded. Miss. Pollen frowned, but I didn't want her to feel bad. She's probably watching over me.
"That's not any good. Do you need any help? I am your caretaker, after all." She asked.
"I think I just want to lay down for a bit, but thanks for the offer. I never got your name, what is it?" I asked. I already knew her name, but I just want to confirm my suspicions.
"Cassandra Pollen, what is yours?"
What is my name?
I can't use my old one. I'm not a guy anymore, but I still wish I was. I mean, being a pokemon is cool But I don't want 14 years of experience of being a guy to go to waste. I'll make up a new one.
"It's Scarlet. Thanks for all the help, Miss Pollen."
"It's no problem, just call me when you need something."
Just like that, she left my room. I can't believe any of this is happening
I can't believe any of this...
I have a problem
How do I take a piss?
I currently don't have to pee, but still. It's going to be an issue later. God knows how many fluids they put in this body while I was asleep.
I never understood the fluff coming out of Braixens' ears, but now I could get some info. I fooled around with the fluff in my ears, just trying not to be bored.
What the hell am I going to do?
"What am I supposed to do?" I mumbled to myself. I guess I should sleep, this body does feel very tired.
Fuck it, I have nothing else to do. I'll sleep
Hopefully, I feel better later.
