ODST boot camp
Chapter 1: recruitment
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(a young man walks down the street and enters a UNSC recruitment building.)
(the building is surprisingly empty. He walks up to the counter where a man is sitting mumbling unintelligently while wearing a red nerf helmet, a pink t-shirt that has party girl on it, and a leash tied to a pipe on the wall)
"uhh" Hunter said with an confused look on his face.
"Hello fine thitizen,would you like to join the excithing and Heroic ranth's of the UNSC?" He said with an lisp.
"err,yes i would" Hunter said.
"Goodie! What branth would you like to join?" He said while smirking.
"the ODST's" Hunter said proudly.
"What about the ONI?" The man behind the counter said with an questioning look on his face.
"No the-" Hunter began but he was cut off.
"ONI?" He said with glad voice.
"NO the ODST's!" Hunter said in an pissed off voice.
"You're sure?" He said in an confused tone to his voice.
"Yes i'm sure!" Hunter yelled.
"You can hath recon" the man behind the counter said while holdong up an bright pink recon helmet with sparkles and unicorns on it.
"What?! NO!" Hunter said with an angry voice.
"Fine!...third door to your right" He said while pouting.
"Finally!"Hunter said as he started to walk away.
(Hunter walks down a hallway and enters a dark room)
"err,Hello?" Hunter said an a slightly scared tone.
( a man hits him in the back off the head with a potato sack)
"OWW! What the hell?!" Hunter yelled while nursing his head.
"Haha! i got you n-....wait your not the pizza man" The man said in a dissapointed voice.
"What?! No!" Hunter said confused.
"hmm...and your name is'nt Wong Li?" He said while rubbing his chin.
"No!" Hunter yelled while getting up.
"Oh sorry then,so what are you here for?" the recruitment officer asked while scratching the back of his head.
"To join the ODST's" Hunter said warily.
"you're sure? what about the ONI?" The recruitment officer asked.
"Not this again!" Hunter yelled.
"fine then,seesh...you need to pass a survey first" He said while sitting doen and getting a clipboard out.
"Ok,shoot!" Hunter said enthusiastically.
"Whats your name"
"Hunter Sparks"
"ok,whats your second pet's golapigo turtle 's name?"
"its-...wait,what?"
2 hours later
"ok then,have you ever played musical chairs with an arabic spider monkey that was wearing a pirate costume while riding a unipsycal?"The recruitment officer said while resting his legs on the table.
"Once at my best friends birthday party,at chuck e cheeses" Hunter said while resting his head.
"hmm...you passed" the recruitment officer said while reviewing his clipboard.
"Really?!" Hunter asked excitingly and as his head darted up.
"yes,congratulations you are now part of the ONI" He said while shaking Hunter's hand.
"The ODST's! Hunter yelled angrily.
"whatever,you'll be sent to an ODST boot camp next week" He said while opening the door to let Hunter out.
(Hunter walks out of the room and is about to leave the building then he noticed a Chinese guy in a pizza man suit)
"Someone here ordered a anchovie pizza" Wong Li said in an chinese accent.
"3rd door to your right thir!" The man behind the counter said while doing an backwards salute.
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A/N: this is my first fan fic, I know this chapter was slow but I needed to start it somehow. I already got the next chapter planned and its going to hopefully be longer and more humorous. Please review and tell me if this chapter was good or bad and much needed advice.