Love Hina Polka based on the EVA Polka Youtube video
written from a combination of my dislike towards Naru, flamers and a polka youtube video and my own wack off the wall humor. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned here.
So...
You heard the news too
Naru's a total loser
So why don'tcha slap her?
Everybody!
So. . .
You heard the news too
Naru's a total loser
so why don'tcha smack her?
HEY!
I am I am I am
I said I was gonna bash her to no fucking end.
I said you Naru fans weren't going to like it.
You wouldn't want me to have to hurt you flamers
hurt you, too
I know you can't stand reading my naru bashing fics
I know you like to see me quit for good
I know it eats you up inside
I don't care don't care don't care don't care
Here I come I come I come I come
more updates more updates more updates
All I wanna do is to bash that girl Naru too
I gotta feeling I'm not the only one.
All I wanna do is to bash that girl Naru too
I gotta feeling I'm not the only one.
All I wanna do is to bash that girl Naru too
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
oh well... Kanako broke apart Naru's insides.
Oh shit. . . Naru's got no soul to sell
Oh well. . . I'll do the only thing that works for me.
Helps me get away from it all.
She just poink Keitaro like an animal
she wanna go after him like an animal.
She wanna boing him like an animal.
I'm so fucked in the head anyways
He gets me closer to nirvana at least.
HEY! HEY! HEY!
They whine, whine, whine, whine, whine
flame, flame, flame
they bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
It's not like I care what you have to say so why keep writing them
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla does that make any sense
NO!
And that's never gonna make any sense and it never will and you flamers wanna know why? Because you suck
because you really suck
because I am here to remind you
of that fact that naru sucks and so do you
It's not fair to deny us the right to read fics without having to see your stupid flames
You-ou-ou-ou-ou flamers oughta know!
Despite all your flames
I am still going to keep writing them anyway.
Despite all your flames
I am still going to keep writing them anyway.
And someone once said
those who are stupid can never ever be fixed
Despite all your flames
I am still going to keep writing them anyway.
I love reading all your flames
'Cause they are so stupid just like you
so hard and complicated too
When you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't owe you flamers anything!
I don't owe you flamers anything!
I don't owe you flamers anything!
I don't owe you flamers anything!
Will you please
will you come
to the dark side with me
will you come
will you please
write naru bashing fics with me
we have cookies
we have cookies
will you do it
we have cookies
we have cookies
won't you do it
we have cookies
we have cookies
do you have the time
to listen to bitchy flamers whine
about all the reasons that they truly suck at nothing and everything
I am one of those crazy fucked in the head writers
psychotic to the core
no doubt about it
Sometimes I just wish I could track those bastards down
sometimes the voices in my head tell me they don't like you
it all keeps adding up
I think you flamers fucking suck
is it really only me
or you just fucking stupid
hooray
you flamers
fuck
ing
get it!