Warning(s): Shitty Grammar, OOC, Mild Language
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." – Steve Martin
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"Shin-chan!" he cried from the kitchen. Shinichi sighed, placed his book down, and went to the overly dramatic magician on the kitchen. It was really starting to get on his nerves but he'd let his companion be welcomed because it wasn't entirely his fault that his house looked so much better of a haunted house, than a normal mansion.
"What do you w-," Shinichi wasn't able to finish his sentence when someone glomped him on the ground. Groaning from pain and obviously, internal bleeding, he pushed the dead weight above his own.
Seeing this state of the other wasn't exactly as funny as it looked. The magician in said was currently curled up in a tight of ball. This thing usually happened when a fish came out of nowhere, but Shinichi didn't see anything as per usual in the kitchen.
"What are you so afraid about?" he asked, and Shinichi almost ran away because the magician was in tears. Oh my God, he was in tears.
"Oi, Kuroba! Kuroba, if you don't answer this instant I will personally put an aquarium in your room." Starting to get irritated was an understatement. He didn't want to be disturbed from his time with Holmes because of this idiot. If his reason was a complete utter disappointment, he would surely roast this person in the grill.
"Shin-chan! Shin-chan! The clouds, the clouds!" Kaito waved his hand frantically Shinichi sighed, and saw for himself what the hell was wrong with the clouds.
His eyes twitched when he saw what was wrong with the clouds. And he proceeded to smack the magician on the head. Apparently the clouds were shaped like a mop. What was there to cry about? Dammit, his day was totally ruined.
"Aww, Shin-chan. That hurts, you know!" Kaito whined, still sniffing his fake tears.
"It should be." Shinichi deadpanned, too tired to even do anything. It's only 7am in the morning, and it wasn't even his usual hour of waking up in the morning. But thanks to this idiot, he had to wake up earlier. The idiot had to bang his door when the sun was not even out because he needed to pee for God's sake.
Shinichi stood up tiredly and was about to walk to the library when Kuroba gripped his hand.
"What do you want?"
"Won't you normally ask what's wrong?" Kaito asked innocently. It's just too fun seeing Shinichi lost his cool and all. Such a nice event to start his day, he mused.
Shinichi deadpanned and said nothing. Normally, he would, but considering that it was Kuroba – the overly dramatic lunatic that come by and said "Hey, I need some place to sleep, so can I sleep here? Great, thank you" – he was debating if he even wanted to know.
"Oh come on, at least try to be concerned!" Kaito whined and pouted. Shinichi almost choked, good thing he wasn't drinking his coffee, wouldn't want to wash his white long sleeves with dark stain now, would he? He sighed and gave up, no use of fighting over a lunatic. He might drive Shinichi to his world and go insane too. Ran would definitely be furious if that happens.
"So, what's your deal?" He asked, almost disinterestedly but the lunatic didn't even lose his cheerfulness. Shinichi's effort was gone, damn.
"Because Aoko's battalion will probably increase now that the Kami has sent his message! Soldiers of mop wielding girls, they are so scary!" Kaito whined dramatically and Shinichi finally snapped.
"You idiot!"
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A/N: I tried to be funny, but failed miserably. XD