disclaimer: yea yea i dont own anything but the idea
*^*Harry Potter Nickelodeon style*^*
Harry Potter in "Hey Arnold"
The opening credits have the Hey Arnold theme song, but instead of cartoons, its all the Hogwarts crew snapping and singing "hey Harry!" through out the school.
There are shots of Ginny Weasley poking her head in various classrooms. "Harry?...............Haaaaarryyyyyyy...MOVE IT Scarface! (MOVE IT Football-Head!") Then Parvati, Lavender, Hermione, Cho and Ginny finally meet in the middle of the Great Hall with Seamus, Dean, Neville, Ron and Draco. They all jut their hips out and say with an attitude, "Hey Ha-rry!"
Harry, who is in the hospital wing with a concussion and a bloody nose, sits up irritably and shouts, "WHAT?!"
Harry Potter in "Little Bear"
Harry and Hermione lay on a hill looking at the clouds. "Oh Emily, I wish you and Lucy didn't have to go back to school. Who will play dangerous games with me, like giant wizard chess?"
"Harry, my name is Hermione and this isn't Lucy, it's my cat Crookshanks!" Crookshanks responds with a pretty flute noise.
Harry sits up suddenly. "Let's go and see Granny and Tutu and make some apple sauce."
"Do you mean Hagrid and Fang, and make some rock cakes?"
Harry giggles. "Look it's No Feet!"
"You have ADD."
Harry shrugs and begins to converse with the snake. Hermione can't understand Parseltongue. "Weirdo."
Harry Potter in "Blues Clues"
Harry is jogging through the Gryffindor tower, when suddenly he stops and turns towards the camera. "Oh! It's you! Have you seen Blue, my puppy?" Silence. After 5.6 seconds, a little kid giggles and says, "Behind the suit of armor!" Silence again. He stares at the camera for 4 seconds
"Be-behind the suit of armor?" He checks behind the suit of armor "Hey, it's Blue! Why are you hiding behind the suit of armor Blue?
"My name is Ron and I'm hiding because I knew once you found me, you'd make my play 'Where's Voldemort?' We play the same game all the time, and we find him EVERY year! I'm sick of getting knocked unconscous and my legs broken and trying to sedate three headed dogs. I QUIT!" Ron angrily pushes the camera out the the way, leaving a palm-print on the lense and stomps off to the common room.
Harry looks at the camera uncertainly. "Where did Blue go? Will you help me find her?"
Silence. A giggle. "Yes!"
He's getting ready with his handy- dandy parchment, and spies Hedwig flying through a window. He immediatly begins to belt out, "Mail Tme", complete with hip swinging and hand movements.
Harry Potter in "The Rugrats"
Hermione, Ron and Harry are out in Ron's backyard. Its a quiet, lazy, summer afternoon, and a xylophone can be heard in the background.
Hermione hears incoherent shrieking and breifly glances up from her book. She does a double take and then shouts, "Honestly Harry! Put some clothes on and get out of the sandbox!"
Harry Potter in "Little Bill"
Harry walks up to Goyle during lunch. Grinning broadly, he proclaims, "Hello friend."
Goyle turns slowly until he is facing Harry. He has cracked every nuckle in both hands and his left foot.
The screen goes blue and in white print, "Due to the violent nature of this program we have replaced this showing of "Little Bill" with "Bob the Builder"
Harry Potter in "Bob the Builder"
Mr. Weasley's car is stuck in the Whomping Willow. Harry and Ron gape in shock. They are in SO much trouble.
They turn to each other wordlessly, seeking reassurance they won't be dismemebered by Hogwarts staff. Harry then inquires loudly, "CAN WE FIX IT?"
LoL this was fun to write. review please and ill give u one hundred pennies
*^*Harry Potter Nickelodeon style*^*
Harry Potter in "Hey Arnold"
The opening credits have the Hey Arnold theme song, but instead of cartoons, its all the Hogwarts crew snapping and singing "hey Harry!" through out the school.
There are shots of Ginny Weasley poking her head in various classrooms. "Harry?...............Haaaaarryyyyyyy...MOVE IT Scarface! (MOVE IT Football-Head!") Then Parvati, Lavender, Hermione, Cho and Ginny finally meet in the middle of the Great Hall with Seamus, Dean, Neville, Ron and Draco. They all jut their hips out and say with an attitude, "Hey Ha-rry!"
Harry, who is in the hospital wing with a concussion and a bloody nose, sits up irritably and shouts, "WHAT?!"
Harry Potter in "Little Bear"
Harry and Hermione lay on a hill looking at the clouds. "Oh Emily, I wish you and Lucy didn't have to go back to school. Who will play dangerous games with me, like giant wizard chess?"
"Harry, my name is Hermione and this isn't Lucy, it's my cat Crookshanks!" Crookshanks responds with a pretty flute noise.
Harry sits up suddenly. "Let's go and see Granny and Tutu and make some apple sauce."
"Do you mean Hagrid and Fang, and make some rock cakes?"
Harry giggles. "Look it's No Feet!"
"You have ADD."
Harry shrugs and begins to converse with the snake. Hermione can't understand Parseltongue. "Weirdo."
Harry Potter in "Blues Clues"
Harry is jogging through the Gryffindor tower, when suddenly he stops and turns towards the camera. "Oh! It's you! Have you seen Blue, my puppy?" Silence. After 5.6 seconds, a little kid giggles and says, "Behind the suit of armor!" Silence again. He stares at the camera for 4 seconds
"Be-behind the suit of armor?" He checks behind the suit of armor "Hey, it's Blue! Why are you hiding behind the suit of armor Blue?
"My name is Ron and I'm hiding because I knew once you found me, you'd make my play 'Where's Voldemort?' We play the same game all the time, and we find him EVERY year! I'm sick of getting knocked unconscous and my legs broken and trying to sedate three headed dogs. I QUIT!" Ron angrily pushes the camera out the the way, leaving a palm-print on the lense and stomps off to the common room.
Harry looks at the camera uncertainly. "Where did Blue go? Will you help me find her?"
Silence. A giggle. "Yes!"
He's getting ready with his handy- dandy parchment, and spies Hedwig flying through a window. He immediatly begins to belt out, "Mail Tme", complete with hip swinging and hand movements.
Harry Potter in "The Rugrats"
Hermione, Ron and Harry are out in Ron's backyard. Its a quiet, lazy, summer afternoon, and a xylophone can be heard in the background.
Hermione hears incoherent shrieking and breifly glances up from her book. She does a double take and then shouts, "Honestly Harry! Put some clothes on and get out of the sandbox!"
Harry Potter in "Little Bill"
Harry walks up to Goyle during lunch. Grinning broadly, he proclaims, "Hello friend."
Goyle turns slowly until he is facing Harry. He has cracked every nuckle in both hands and his left foot.
The screen goes blue and in white print, "Due to the violent nature of this program we have replaced this showing of "Little Bill" with "Bob the Builder"
Harry Potter in "Bob the Builder"
Mr. Weasley's car is stuck in the Whomping Willow. Harry and Ron gape in shock. They are in SO much trouble.
They turn to each other wordlessly, seeking reassurance they won't be dismemebered by Hogwarts staff. Harry then inquires loudly, "CAN WE FIX IT?"
LoL this was fun to write. review please and ill give u one hundred pennies