I actually love Kevin/Heidi, although I've never seen someone else ship them. I was sitting around playing FFR, and the first line popped into my head. And once I wrote it down everything else just came along after.

Kevin was fairly, if not completely sure, that he'd maybe actually slept with Heidi. If it wasn't for the fact that she was very naked (Kevin had checked, twice, just to make sure) he would pass it off as them both being too drunk to have accomplished anything even remotely resembling sex. He might have tried even though she was naked. But he was also very much in that same, unclothed state, and sometimes even though you might not remember, life gives you glaring clues and you've just got to piece it together yourself.

This was one of those times.

It wasn't all bad, considering that she was pretty and generally nice to everyone. She was even nice to Kevin, although that might have been because she felt obligated as he was her best friend's brother. But that wasn't as nice of a thought because he might have had a small crush on Heidi for only the last 5 years or so, but that was irrelevant.

What mattered most was trying to either find a way to explain this to Heidi without having her freak out, or finding a way to get out of bed and get dressed without waking her up. The first seemed like a better idea, because even if Kevin could be extremely quiet when needed, he didn't have any skills that would be necessary in moving the arm that was draped across his stomach without waking the person it belonged to.

And so Kevin's next step was to lie there hoping he could come up with an appropriate apology, excuse, reason... he wasn't sure. Just something that would explain why this had happened, the fact that they had both been drinking far too much the night before never crossing his mind. And while he was completely lost concentrating on coming up with something sufficient, and maybe running the Imperial March through his head while doing it, he completely failed to realize that Heidi had, in fact, woken up.

And she was looking at him.

"Kevin?"

"Wh- Oh. Uh. Hey, Heidi."

"Am I naked?"

"A little."

"I'm a little naked?"

"Well, no you're entirely naked, but I only looked to make sure."

"Are you-"

"Okay, maybe I looked twice but-"

"What?"

"Oh, nothing."

"Kevin Stoley."

"Please don't kill me."

"Can you turn around now so I can get dressed?"

"Oh, o-of course, yeah, I can do that."

And so while Kevin turned around (and shut his eyes, just to be safe, because he'd seen Heidi angry before) Heidi located her clothes and got dressed faster than she could remember doing anything. She left with something resembling "I'll talk to you later" of which most had gotten lost in between other words that had crossed her mind, and went to find Esther.

In the 10 years they'd been best friends, she was fairly sure this was the most awkward version of "girl talk" they were ever going to have, and therefore it was completely reasonable to wake up said best friend and drag her off to another room to have that talk without anyone else having to overhear it.