Summary: A KH/FLCL mix. Sora's a self proclaimed alien, Ansem's a perv, Kairi doesn't seem to realize she's kissing the wrong boy, and Riku just wants the madness to stop.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kindom Hearts or FLCL

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A little past midnight on an island so in the middle of nowhere it was practically forgotten, our nocturnal antagonist laid careful watch. His spiky brown hair and blue eyes a cherubic mask to his real intentions. He actually found this island to be exactly what he was searching for. Full of what he needed, naive and happy ordinary people who no one would ever miss. He leaped from roof top to roof top with extraordinary grace, getting a better feel for the town; he could practically feel the bodies radiating warmth from inside their houses. It wasn't all too hard though, with the air being as chilly as it was. Another leap and glance across the town, when something caught his eye, a flash of silver though an open balcony door. Curious, he could barely contain himself. Perhaps it was time to take a closer look at these interesting little people.

Confident the padding of his feet wouldn't wake the creature slumbering inside the room, he glided over to the bed. 'Well fancy that,' the night crawler thought upon a closer look, 'it was his hair that caught my eye.' Delicately he pulled back veil of silver to reveal an even more handsome face. Fancy that indeed! If all humans were this beautiful he didn't think he would be able to go thought with his master plan. Well, maybe he could, but this one was special, this one he'd keep. The boy in the bed stirred under his touch but did not wake, but even so he recoiled a bit. Perhaps it was time to go; after all he still had other things to do, but first… he lightly delicately lifted the teen's chin, lightly pressing his lips against his. After the briefest of touches the fair haired boy's eyes fluttered open, but of course by then the shadow boy had vanished into the night. Gone, but soon to return.

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His town was ordinary, average, dull, bland, and boring. In his town shadow creatures did not sneak into your room and steal kisses. In his town people could leave their balcony doors open with out the fear of perverted monsters sneaking in. And so, if all this was true then what really did wake him? Riku thought to himself sitting inside his bath tub. Unable to sleep, the most rational thing to do of course was to hide in his bathroom and think. Well, if his town really was as normal, then it had to be a dream…right?

But…

Dreams do not kiss back…

Dreams do not have piercing blue eyes…

And dreams certainly do not whisper "Sleep tight…"

After all that's just silly, dreams telling you to sleep when you clearly already are? HA! Ridiculous! Heh heh heh…

"Drip…drip…drip" the faucet mocked. "Who…areyou…fooling?"

"Oh, shut up you." Riku replied dully to the piece of metal, fully aware that he must be delusional to be talking to a bathroom fixture.

Delusional…that was something he could handle, shadow pervs he could not.

And so comforted by thoughts of hallucenations Riku curled up in his bathtub and fell asleep.

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Short I know, but this is just the prologue so the real chapters should be longer.
Currently I'm trying out a new writing style so I'm a little nervous submitting this

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