I'm really wondering how I typed this up without laughing out loud...

FoodClan

Leader: Pizzastar- Cream tom, red spots with crazy glint in white eyes

Deputy: Deputyfoot- A deputy's purple and blue foot. Alive with a mouth. Used to be a tom

Medicine Cat: Herbscent- Dark brown she-cat with green eyes that has a serious problem with catnip. Also a queen
Apprentice, Herbpaw- Dark brown she-cat with green eyes that has a serious problem with catnip. Herbscent's not so secret daughter

Warriors:
Clawclaw- White tom with huge claws. Herbscent's not so secret mate
Yummylily- Delicious tasting blue-gray she-cat with violet eyes
Sugarsweet- Delicious tasting white she-cat with green eyes
Pearldiamond- Conceited half-white half-transparent she-cat with translucent eyes
Tigerleopard- Dark tabby spotted brown tom with amber-pinkish eyes. Fierce
Horsehoove- Black tom with brown eyes. Can kill a cat with his huge paws (claws unsheathed). Killed seventy-two cats so far
Tabbystripe- Orange tabby tom with multiple personalities
Awesomecat- Awesomely epic she-cat with awesome eyes
Apprentice, Toadpaw
Yellowflame- Yellow tom with blue eyes. The only normal cat besides Redfur and their kits
Apprentice, Olivepaw

Apprentices:
Olivepaw- Brown tom with kind green eyes. Since Yellowflame is normal then he'll be normal too
Toadpaw- Dark tom with epic green eyes. Since Awesomecat is awesome then he'll be epic.

Queens:
Herbscent- Description already described
Kits: Mermaidkit
Redfur- Red she-cat with blue eyes. The only normal cat in the whole Clan with normal kits and a mate
Kits: Lilykit, Hollykit

Kits:
Mermaidkit- Green she-kit with beautiful scales. (Mother: Herbscent/Father: Clawclaw)
Lilykit- A perfectly normal white she-cat with pretty amber eyes. (Mother: Redfur/Father: Yellowflame)
Hollykit- A perfectly normal silver tabby she-cat with green eyes. (Mother: Redfur/Father: Yellowflame)

Elders:
Grumpyelder- A ragged old gray tom with fleas. Grumpy as his name suggests.

...yeah.

Please don't mention genetics! *hides in a corner*

Edit One: Added Olivepaw and Toadpaw.