Summary: The Captain's twins spend time with their Uncle Tony. Bad news, NO PEPPER to help him out. Can Tony handle them or he will be outnumbered? FOLLOW THEIR STORY!
When Tony went home from his trip, he was surprised to find toddlers in his building.
"OH MY PEPPER! Are those kids?!" Tony said in surprise, Pepper heard him, and glanced his way. "Good thing you're here. They are Steve's twins by the way. Aren't they cute?" As Pepper pats their head. "I'll be leaving them in your care, I'll be back" As Pepper stood up, and got her files from the table.
"What?! Seriously?! You're leaving me with them around?" Tony tried to reason his way out, but Pepper just looked at him in the eye, and said in a serious tone, "Yes, there's nothing to be afraid of, Tony. They are just kids. Be good to them" Pepper gave him a quick kiss and made her way to the elevator, waving at them as the door closed.
Tony stared at the kids in front of him. Right they're just kids Tony, absolutely nothing to be afraid of. Now what to do with these little gargoyles?
"Hi! So I'm Tony, Uncle Tony. I'm sure you've heard about me from your old dad?" The twins stared at him, giggling, totally oblivious to what he was saying.
"Well, feel free to do what you please" Tony continued, as he made his way to the bar to grab a drink. He made his way back and sat on the floor while staring at them. Tony placed the wine glass on the coffee table, he was tired from his trip, he seriously wants to take a long sleep right now. Tony had his eyes closed, he didn't notice that the little boy was now behind him, and he reached for the wine glass, spilling its contents on the table and it dripped on the floor.
Tony opened his eyes quickly and grabbed for the wine glass, "Give it back little man, you might knock me unconscious with that!" Tony returned the glass to the kitchen and grabbed a towel, and when he came back he found the little boy licking the alcohol on the table, the little girl was splashing around with small puddle on the ground.
"What are you guys doing?!"
Tony picked up the little girl, and made her sit on the couch. "You little girl, you sit there quietly. I know you like alcohol, but that's not the right way. You drink it. Not splashing it all over the place with your hands, okay?" The little girl just smiled at him and cooed, Tony just shakes his head from annoyance.
Tony went to the little guy, "Hey you! What are you doing? Are you a cat in your past life?" The little boy looked at Tony, giggled and laughed again. "Did your daddy teach you that? Old school drinking hah. Well, I guess a little alcohol won't be bad for you" Tony pats the kid's head and made his bedroom, to change his clothes but he found his bed very tempting, so he secretly took a nap.
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OHMYGOD TONY! You didn't just left the kids unattended! You wacko HAHAHHAHAHH! :D