Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own any of the Lizzie McGuire people and I don't intend to so there, ha ha!

I woke up happy and alive on the first day of school and now, since the year is almost over, I'm not. I don't know why, I guess it's because of all the things that have been happening in my life. There's only 4 weeks left of school and all I've been doing is hanging out with Miranda and that one other dude who follows us around everywhere and I haven't even had a boyfriend yet, well except for that blonde guy, and I'm "only friends" with my major crush, Ethan Craft, and to top it off, Kate still tortures me. God, my life sucks!

As I was pondering my best friend suddenly comes out of no where.

 

Miranda: hey, Lizzie!

Me: huh, w-wha, oh, umm, hey Miranda.

Miranda: you ok? You look troubled.

Troubled?! Who uses the word troubled?

Miranda: Lizzie!

Me: what do you want now?!

Miranda: (gasp) oh, umm, well, (starts to cry) I (sniffles) I umm, just thought that since we're best friends we could share st-st-stuff! (Starts to cry even louder)

Me: ohh! Would you stop crying, you big baby!

Gordo: Lizzie! How could you say such words?!

Apparently that one dude overheard me and I don't think he understands why I said what I said, oh, that poor, poor fool.

Me: oh, you poor, unfortunate soul, (sigh) the reason why I said what I said to Miranda was simply because she kept crying over me while I was pondering, and frankly, that's just not cool. Sorry for the little misunderstanding.

Gordo: well, I think you should be apologizing to Miranda, not me!

Me: why should I do anything that you say? I don't even know your name!

Gordo: what?! I'm Gordo! One of your best friends!

Me: Gordo?! Honestly, what kind of sick parents would name their kid Gordo?!

Gordo: mine!

Me: (chuckles) what were they on?!

Gordo: Lizzie, I think you're missing the point!

Me: what point?

Gordo: you have to apologize to Miranda!

Me: fine! Miranda, I'm sorry… that you're a no good stupid crybaby!

Miranda now has tears streaming down her face and Gordo is hugging and trying to comfort her. I wasn't too hard, was I? Oh well.

To Be Continued

A/N: Ok, ok, that was a little weird but, it's my first fic, so if you want you can R&R and whatnot. Laterz!