AN: Hey, all, Lover of Video Games here. This is just a quick chapter where I post a ton of disclaimers and, when I get around to it, post a better summary. Here's the disclaimer:

I own ABSOLUTELY NONE of the characters or places used in this story, apart from Aedan Cousland, and even then I only own his personality. The Dragon Age franchise belongs to Bioware, and I have no intention of calling these ideas my own, because they're not.

Summary:

Aedan Cousland, back when he was a lordling in Highever, had a reputation for being great with the ladies. When he became a Grey Warden, however, that all changed. He was nearly killed due to Loghain's betrayal at Ostagar, and awoke in Flemeth's hut, greeted by Morrigan. Before he knew it, he, Alistair, and the beautiful Witch of the Wilds were out on a quest to stop the Blight and stop a civil war. Aedan quickly learned that she was not so easily wooed. Join our Warden as he travels throught Ferelden, killing darkspawn, healing sick arls, and, most importantly, trying not to get turned into a frog, eaten, electrified, etc. Will he succeed in his quest? Or will the Witch get the best of him?

There we are! I should be getting the first chapter up within the next few days. The name: Chapter 1-DON'T Drunkenly Assault Her.