"How's it going bros? Shaggy from Scooby Doo, here." Laughing at his own joke Noah went back to his monotoned voice. "No but seriously guys, it's Noah, here with another video on the goddamn internet, today I was sent a video of the most Savage geek in the history of the whole known universe shooting and killing the baddest guy in the whole milky way galaxy, grab some dicks, grab a drink of weed, papapapapapapapa, PLAY THE FUCKING VIDEO!"
The video starts with Duncan picking on Harold who is playing with a Rubix cube.
"Dude, how are you even attracted to.. That!?" Duncan laughed as Harold cringed at the mention of Leshawna
"I'll tell you, Duncan that Leshawna is no "thing" as you imply" the nerd said as he continued to play with the puzzle object.
After he sees Duncan pick on Harold he pauses the video. "Holy shit! We have Napoleon Dynamite playing with his Rubix cube when radioactive mohawk man comes up and starts dissing his girl, watch out or he'll show you his mad skills."
"She's like a freight train man! At least my chick is hot!" the green haired punk chuckled again before quickly pulling Harolds hair.
"Ow! Gosh! You know what Duncan?" Harold zipped his backpack open.
"What is it Doris?" Duncan looked at Harold with a grin before a shock of horror was shown.
"I've wanted to do this for a long time.." Harold pulled out a glock.
"Uh.. H-Harold man, ease up I didn't mean it!" Duncan slowly backed away.
"Too late now, ugly mowhawk man!" Harold quickly zipped around and shot Duncan in the shoulder.
He plays the video again up to the part where Harold pulls out the Glock. "Holy shit dude, this went from friendly teasing to school shooter shit in a matter of seconds, I mean this is literally the most depressing thing I've ever seen on the whole internet."
"Aghh! Jesus, dude! You shot me!" Duncan hissed in pain before Harold ran off and the video ended.
He plays the video to it's end before commentating again. "Well, there you have it. Napoleon Dynamite killed an innocent non-pedro voter with a Glock, he's probably dead or something now but whatever. if you like the video, you will no scam receive a Glock in the mail in three seconds, no scam, no joke you WILL get a Glock. Anyways, see you guys in the next video- if I haven't KILLED MYSELF YET!" The commentator stops talking and his vaporwave outro plays with suggested videos on screen.