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Tenchi's Woman-Filled Day
Once apon a gay day, Tenchi stumbled apon a turd. "Shit!" exclaimed a disguntled Tenchi, "Why is it so purple around here! I don't like it!" All of a sudden, Ryoko appered in front of Tenchi. "Hey Tenchi, how about you and I take a walk around the bathtub?" "Sorry Ryoko, I'm busy killing." "Oh please Tenchi, I'm sooo lonley ***puts on a puppy dog face*** "Oh all right. Just for a few minutes." So Tenchi and Ryokotake a walk around the bathtub. "Isn't it poopie green her Tenchi?" Yeah, it really is poopie green!" "Tenchi, I'm hungry. Can you get me some food?" "Alright." So Tenchiwalks to the food stand nearby. "I'm having the most ugly day with Tenchi. I love him soooo much!" Tenchi walks back with some disgusting looking food. "Wow! That looks great Tenchi!" "Yeah, it's one of my favorets" "Mmmmm! It's so good!" So Tenchi and Ryoko sat their eating their disgusting looking food and talking merrily. "Oh Tenchi, it has been a wonderful day. I...." "Tenchi! What do you think you are doing!" yells Ayeaka as she runs up to Tenchi and Ryoko. "Oh God! It's Ayeaka! She's so gay!" "I heard that Ryoko!" "Big deal." muttered Ryoko sticking out her tounge. "Laidies!" Ryoko and Ayeaka glare at Tenchi. "You stuck-up queer!" yelled Ryoko. "Oh yeah? You ignorant faggot!" "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Will you two please stop it?!?" "Stay out of this Tenchi!" said Ryoko and Ayeaka at the same time. Then Sakuya appered out of nowhere. "Hiya Tenchi!" "Hey Sakuya!" "Wanna go to the doctors office?" asked Sakuya. "Sure!" answered Tenchi. So Tenchi and Sakuya left to go to the doctors office.
The End
*~*~ So what do ya think? Funny? Dumb? Don't know? Tell me so I know what to do next time. Thanks!*~*~ Washuu
Tenchi's Woman-Filled Day
Once apon a gay day, Tenchi stumbled apon a turd. "Shit!" exclaimed a disguntled Tenchi, "Why is it so purple around here! I don't like it!" All of a sudden, Ryoko appered in front of Tenchi. "Hey Tenchi, how about you and I take a walk around the bathtub?" "Sorry Ryoko, I'm busy killing." "Oh please Tenchi, I'm sooo lonley ***puts on a puppy dog face*** "Oh all right. Just for a few minutes." So Tenchi and Ryokotake a walk around the bathtub. "Isn't it poopie green her Tenchi?" Yeah, it really is poopie green!" "Tenchi, I'm hungry. Can you get me some food?" "Alright." So Tenchiwalks to the food stand nearby. "I'm having the most ugly day with Tenchi. I love him soooo much!" Tenchi walks back with some disgusting looking food. "Wow! That looks great Tenchi!" "Yeah, it's one of my favorets" "Mmmmm! It's so good!" So Tenchi and Ryoko sat their eating their disgusting looking food and talking merrily. "Oh Tenchi, it has been a wonderful day. I...." "Tenchi! What do you think you are doing!" yells Ayeaka as she runs up to Tenchi and Ryoko. "Oh God! It's Ayeaka! She's so gay!" "I heard that Ryoko!" "Big deal." muttered Ryoko sticking out her tounge. "Laidies!" Ryoko and Ayeaka glare at Tenchi. "You stuck-up queer!" yelled Ryoko. "Oh yeah? You ignorant faggot!" "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Will you two please stop it?!?" "Stay out of this Tenchi!" said Ryoko and Ayeaka at the same time. Then Sakuya appered out of nowhere. "Hiya Tenchi!" "Hey Sakuya!" "Wanna go to the doctors office?" asked Sakuya. "Sure!" answered Tenchi. So Tenchi and Sakuya left to go to the doctors office.
The End
*~*~ So what do ya think? Funny? Dumb? Don't know? Tell me so I know what to do next time. Thanks!*~*~ Washuu