AN: Well this is my first fanfic so please don't be mean or else you'll hurt this 15 year old's feelings.

Andy: Don't belive her, she's trying to get pity and she doesn't care about your opinions only if they're good. Oh and don't believe anything she says she's probably lying.

*Totaly real tears in eyes* Oh Andy you wound me so.

A: Do I look like i care?

Moving to more important things.*pause* The terrifying warnings and disclaimers.

Warning: This might or might not contain yaoi depending on what you people think and if there is no yaoi there is going to be no pairing so deal with it except a few which I like, some characters might be OOC, many mispelling due to me not having spell check, and an OC although a not very important one...

A: Hey!

Maybe spanish and horribly translated other languages.

Moving onto the disclaimer. Whatever pops out sadly does not belong to me.

A: You better be glad if she did it'll be full of many things no normal person would think about and might scar children 14 or under.

Oh and I might put coments here and there.

'thinking'

"through phone or JARVIS"

"another laguage"

Prologue

Tony was sick today. Naturaly Fury had said he was a liability to the team. So when Manhattan was being threatened by alien pickles (A: "pickles really?"..."What it's the first thing that came into mind") Tony had to stay behind although he put up a fight.

"It's just a cold why couldn't I go," grumbled Tony who was currently on the couch surrounded by warm blankets, with the TV remote in his hand, watching the news.

"Sir, you have a higher temperature than usualy, it was recomended you do not endanger yourself when weakened"

"Alright but I won't make it any easier for you,"Tony said. He waited for a response, there was none. The lights suddenly went dark. Tony knowing something was wrong stood and looked for a weapon he could use. He saw none. 'Well I'm screwed.' There was a crash coming from the elevator, quickly turning to grab two glasses from his bar he turned back to see a man holding a pipe in his hands. The last thing he saw was the man's wicked smile.

With the Avengers around the time JARVIS was diconected.

They had just finshed fighting all the pickles they headed back to their rendezvous when there was a call from JARVIS. Steve soon picked up, confused.

"Mr. Rogers there has been a problem at the Avengers tower my connection to it was cut off, I am concerned for Mr. Stark, I suggest you hurry,"JARVIS said in a worried tone.(A: He's a A.I. how can he have feelings. "In my fic he will have feelings plus my fic my rules")

"We have to go NOW,"Steve said in an urgent tone.

The rest of the avengers understood and soon packed and left towards the soon as they got there they hurried to where they left Tony. When they got there they stared, there appeared to be nothing wrong, JARVIS had manged to reconnect to the tower sothe lights were on but on futher investigation they found broken shards of glass on the floor. Near the shards was a small puddle of blood, probaly Tony's.

After staring at the blood for a while, Natasha slipped away from the group and headed towards the door. Bruce tore his gaze from the blood and asked, "Natasha where are you headed?"

"I will go inform shield of this," Natasha said knowing the rest of them figured she wanted to be away from the room.

"Alright, but hurry Nat,"Clint said sofly.

Bruce soon slipped out to lock himself in his lab. Clint left soon after Bruce, probably to take his anger out on some targets. Steve stayed for a few minutes more before heading to the gym with the need to punch something. All in different places but thinking the same thing 'who could have done this and where was tony?'

And I am done what do you guys think?

Leave reviews please I would appreciate it.