Disclaimer:I do not own Pokémon, Digimon, Sailor Moon, Bleach, InuYasha, Maburaho, Girls Bravo, Gurren Lagann, Sacred Seven, Negima!, Pani Poni Dash, Fullmetal Alchemist and Neon Genesis Evangelion. I also don't own either Emma Iveli or NeoMiniTales.
Summary: 13-way crossover. 13 pairs convert at a multidimensional island resort for a seven day, six night getaway with all sorts of excitement.
Anime Resort Hotel
Day 1
The vast, beautiful, endless ocean. The continuous blue that streaked from end to end was a sight that one for thirsty eyes. Alas, an island wad through the forever traveling waters. The large island had a vast forest with it's trail to blaze through. There was also a wide beach line which stretched from one end to another with what seemed to be an apartment building on the edge of the sands. Touring the beaching rather frantically was a tanned, bleach blond male in a teal polo t-shirt and cargo shorts while walking on sandals. "Pete!" he called out. "Pete!" What interest did he have with Pete? "Dammit, where the hell are you?" He continued to scurry around for Pete, no sign of where, much less who he was. "I'm gonna count to three before I-"
"Four!" voiced someone from above. The brunette turned to where the voice echoed from, looking up by the roof. Hanging upside-down was a ponytail blond male wearing the same thing as the other blond aside from a belt
"This is no time for monkey business, Pete!" Pete groaned at the first blond's cold attempt at humor.
"Neo, don't steal my puns, alright? Besides, I was just fixing a void. I'll be down in a second." Pete holstered the paintbrush before grasping the storm drain, flipping backwards and dropping down, Neo not even worried. No wonder since Pete landed squarely on his tennis shoes.
"Why didn't you try out for the gymnastics team? That would've been a perfect ten for the landing." Pete undid his belt before storing it in a dry plastic bag.
"I can't do a back flip if my life depended on it. Good enough reason?"
"Well, I guess not being able to do a back flip would certainly disqualify you from competition." Pete glanced back at where he applied the paint, all matching the pearl white finish.
"Anyway, you need me for something?"
"Not me. Emma's been hounding about where you've been for the past few hours." Pete sighed, flustered with his other co-worker's nose into others' business. "Look, I know we've worked on this for a few months since we found the island by some sort of alien or future technology and we're fatigued with everything we've invested. You, yourself...I mean you've worked non-stop for the past three days. We fanfiction writers need rest from work, even if it's not our own stories." For someone who's been up for the past three days, Pete didn't seem the least bit worn.
"I wouldn't be that quick to judge. I took quite a few power naps, though I wouldn't recommend taking one on the roof. It does a number on your shoulders." Neo gulped at Pete's choice of nap location. Who in the right mind sleeps on the roof?
"I may have known you for a few years, but you are weird. Anyone ever tell you that?" The roll of the eyes told Neo that Pete was called weird over and over.
"If I had a dime...no, a nickel for every time someone told me that..." Neo threw his arms up, not wanting to push the conversation.
"I'm being serious. No one thinks of you as you are, not even I do. You call yourself Pete the Rock, yet your arms are like rubber bands!" Both walk off to join their other member.
"What can I say? I may be solid but I like to stretch the imagination." The boys entered the lobby met by a redhead female with blond streaks wearing...are those their uniforms? Whatever happened to tuxedos, business suits, pantyhose...never mind. In addition, she wore a tattoo of a red oval with white "SF" letters overlapping each other.
"Where on the island were you, Pete?" she snapped. "I need you to help record the messages for our guests on their welcome." Pete slapped his head, forgotten task reminded by her.
"For someone who did basketball games behind a camera, you had to remember that task," Neo mocked. All Pete could do was shake his head in misery.
"Alright, let's get filming," he mulled.
"And after that, we're done," the female finished. After sometime, two young people with a few creatures arrived at the front desk. The boy was wearing an open blue jacket over a black t-shirt and jeans. He also covered his raven-haired head with a red baseball cap that had a green triangle decal. On his shoulder was a yellow mouse with a lightning bolt for a tail. In his arms was a green baby dinosaur with a shark fin on it's head and an orange chest plate. By him and reading a pamphlet in her hand was a redhead female in a yellow midriff t-shirt and jean shorts held up by suspenders. She had a ponytail like Pete's except it was sticking out of the side. In her arms was an egg with stubby arms and paw-like feet with a crown like head on top. What did the pamphlet say?
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE OPENING OF THE INTER-DIMENSIONAL HOTEL RESORT FOR A 7-DAY/6-NIGHT EXPERIENCE, ALL EXPENSES PAID. YOU AND YOUR OTHER FRIEND CAN ENJOY THE VAST OCEANIC BEACH, WALK THE TRAILS THROUGH THE TREES AND FEEL FREEDOM FROM THE EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES FOR THE WEEK.
Seven days and six nights here? That's a vacation. "Considering we had to spend a couple months before the Indigo League, this wouldn't be that bad of a stay," the boy compared. "At least there's a great space to warm up for the Silver Conference." Something the redhead wasn't ready to accept.
"Slow down, Ash," the redhead with the egg urged him stop. "We should take advantage and relax while we're here." It's a vacation spot that's hardly known, if known at all. Even the creatures think a little fun under the sun would be enjoyable. Neo came to the desk with a pair of keys.
"Ash Ketchum, Misty Waterflower," he called. "You have the last available room, #16 on the first floor." Easy access to the beach. The two received their keys with praise.
"By the way, how many other pairs are here besides us?" Misty asked.
"12 others. You wouldn't believe where our brochures have ended up." That's one way to say everywhere they wanted to be. Too bad this wasn't a Visa commercial. They started to make their way out of the lobby when the mouse spotted something...
("Is that some bunny Pokémon?") it squeaked. Hearing the mouse and seeing where it was pointing, Ash and Misty saw a white rabbit on it's hind legs and wearing a red handkerchief like a scarf. It's face looked like a 5-year-old drew it. It was also shivering like it's cold.
"Are you okay?" Ash wondered. The bunny turned to the kids, still shaking like a salt shaker.
"Y-You aren't going t-t-to hurt me, a-are you?" it rattled. It could talk? Ash and Misty looked at each other, wondering what could be done. They weren't taken back by the fact that this bunny was talking.
"Why would we wanna hurt you?" Misty questioned. The bunny slowly stopped his quiver, calming down from possibly an overreaction.
"You mean you're not some of those outside?" One more gawky glare to each other. There were 12 other pairs there so maybe there were some which scared the bunny.
"You can stay by us for a while," Ash proposed. "We can keep you safe." The bunny started to cry in joy. Protection. Even the egg got excited with their new furry friend.
"You like to have that rabbit with us, huh, Togepi?" Misty tried to understand. With their new bunny, the group walked out. That's when everything was present. There were blonds, blue-haired people, redheads...and that's the humans for the most part. There was a dog with steel legs, a penguin, a baby seal...was that a flying piglet? There were different creatures that were playing around the beach, presumably trying to understand each other.
"Wow, I think we're indeed lucky to have the last room available." The bunny agreed when Misty spotted a grown raven-haired young man in a leather jacket and slacks...and her eyes became hearts.
"Dream hunk!" Ash was rather mystified with her act to seeing a tall man. It was about to get a little more baffling. "Here, hold Togepi until I get back!" Once Togepi and her bag were in Ash's arms, Misty dashed out to introduce herself to the tall young man. Emerging from behind Misty was a white-haired man in a red samurai garb. There were dog ears protruding from the top of his head.
"She'll be disappointed when she realizes Darrien's been taken," he observed. Ash turned to the voice, wondering what he meant. "Even worse is that she's a bit of a ditz." Misty or the girl who's attached to Darrien? The bunny and baby dinosaur were easily frightened by the appearance of the new man.
"I take it you had time to introduce each other before we arrived, huh?" Ash assumed.
"Yeah. There are some people on this island that I actually don't mind like Simon and Alma. However, there's someone that gives me a rather disturbing vibe." The white-haired's glare was aimed at a reddish-blond male in street clothes. That young man fired his glare back despite being yards away. 'Ichigo Kurosaki...'
'InuYasha...' minded the blond, Ichigo. Ash stood in silent confusion trying to find out what the deal was between both the gazers. The bunny and the dinosaur shook feverishly in fright, breaking the gawk of his blank stun.
"Perhaps a few too many people to get accustomed to, huh, Larvitar?" Ash tried to comfort the dinosaur. Larvitar was having a hard time easing up. Even Togepi hopped down to comfort the little dinosaur. InuYasha turned his focus off of Ichigo and saw the tiny egg. All sorts of thoughts ran through his head.
"I hope that the little egg isn't your child," he guessed. Ash heard the dog-eared man, willing to correct InuYasha.
"Actually, Togepi belongs to only Misty. She just handed to me to go chase him." As the two conversed for the moment...
"InuYasha?" a female called out. It was a raven-haired female in a white school sweater and green skirt. "I was wondering where you ran off to." InuYasha looked like he was about to soil his garb at the sound of the female alerting his attention and turning to her.
"K-Kagome!" he gulped. Kagome soon saw Ash, curious.
"Who's this? You just get here?" Knowing that Kagome wasn't being mad at him, InuYasha sighed in relief. That's when she saw Togepi, getting rather googly eyed. What's with girls and them getting weak in the eyes? "Adorable!" Togepi chirped at the acknowledgment, even snatching the egg out of Ash's hands. "You're so cute for a little baby, I just wanna cuddle with you!" Togepi wasn't scared about having a stranger cuddle with it. The bunny wasn't so thrilled that Togepi was getting all the attention.
"I wish someone nice were to cuddle with me," it whimpered. Larvitar patted the bunny in condolence. Kagome saw the talking bunny, recognizing who it was.
"Mesousa, Shun's been looking all over to feed you." News of a friend's concern was bright news to the bunny now known as Mesousa.
'Miss Kurumi's brother, wanting to feed me? Oh, joy!' Mesousa was crying a little bit before wandering off to find Shun. After seeing that, Ash spotted a door which read "16" on the knocker. That's the assigned room for Ash and Misty.
"Can you excuse us?" he spoke. "I need to put my stuff in my room." InuYasha and Kagome saw nothing wrong with letting Ash put his stuff away.
"Okay, but is it alright if I hang on to the baby?" Kagome requested. Ash needed to tell Kagome that Togepi wasn't his.
"You'll need to ask her, but she seems to be busy at the moment." The group saw Misty in a heated argument with a blond female with long pigtails and knots the shape and size of golf balls. If that's the ditz InuYasha referenced, Darrien might need a little help.
"Matter of time before Serena came out to save Darrien," he murmured. Kagome handed Togepi back to Ash before she and InuYasha pursued to get Misty and Serena away from each other. Ash and the creatures got to the door of their room when Ash realized that he couldn't get the door open. His hands were full. Help was about to arrive.
"You need help?" voiced what sounded like an young teen girl. Ash turned to see a purple-haired girl wearing another school outfit, this time maroon. Her hair draped over her eyes making it hard to see what color they were. However, her cheeks were exposed blushing red.
"Y-Yeah, thanks," Ash praised before he handed the key to the new girl. She unlocked and opened the door for Ash and the creatures to enter. That was very thoughtful...who are you? "Thanks...uh..."
"My name is Nodoka Miyazaki. I'm here with Prof. Negi Springfield." A teacher with a student? Anyone see a scandal upcoming about this? "And you are?"
"I'm Ash Ketchum. I'm a Pokémon trainer, and that over there is Pikachu." The yellow mouse greeted Nodoka with a squeak. Nodoka acted rather intrigued with Pikachu that she petted the mouse.
"Cute!" No dispute there, not like the redhead and blond going at it right now. Come on, Misty, that's not very motherly. After a few seconds, she rose and faced the door. "I'm gonna let you get situated. I'll probably see you at the banquet later tonight." Yes, food. Ash's stomach growled at the sound of the banquet. Hearing the loud growl had Ash embarrassed and Nodoka giggling like a preschool girl. She left where Larvitar found a note, alerting Ash. Ash heard the sound of Larvitar and grabbed the note.
"Welcome to your room. Turn on your TV as you get comfortable in your new surroundings." Pikachu had a remote pointed at a wide-screen TV set. Hitting a button, the TV set was on. Showing was the redhead at the start, the one who worked there.
"Welcome, guests," she greeted. "I'm Emma Iveli." Ash was about to greet her back...but why? She might be using this to talk to each guest.
"Hi, Emma. What's on to-"
"As a member of the first guests to be here, we're grateful to be a portion of what's to be an area people will be comfortable to experience." It was the recording Emma and Pete worked on. "Relax yourselves in your seven day stay and experience whatever you desire from a kitchen to fix yourselves to the ocean for swimming and surfing. NeoMiniTails, Pete the Rock and myself will be seeing all of you tonight for future instructions. Speaking of tonight, we recommend that you fill out a menu of what you want to indulge at our banquet held in the mess hall. We should also make certain that you include a food from all food groups from breads to fruits and vegetables, no sweets, cookies or candy. Make sure that your menus are turned in by 4:00, otherwise we'll just give you something at random. The sooner you complete your menus, the more time for our chefs to prepare your food. Well, that about covers everything until later tonight. We'll see you then."
Talk about friendly cliffhangers, Emma wanted to tell everyone when they were all eating. That would be perfect to see and greet everyone, even Simon and Alma like InuYasha had brought up, or Prof. Springfield or Darrien or Serena. "I wonder who Pete the Rock is? Some sort of mountain climber?" Larvitar pulled a piece of paper from a coffee table and showed it to Ash. When Ash spotted the slip, "MENU" as the title. Yeah, put two and two together. "Guess I can't leave you out of the menu. I mean, Brock gave me the Pokémon food for the trip so we shouldn't go hungry." Togepi couldn't be more cherubic about food. It was the only one. Pikachu and Larvitar alerted Ash to trouble. Three cats were snarling at the human with the mouse. One cat was pure black with a crescent moon mark on it's forehead. The second was a tiny white cat with black streaks and two tails. The last cat was white with lavender hairs sticking up and yellow claw gloves. Ash established the equation that these cats wanted a mouse and Pikachu was their target. "Stay close, Pikachu." Pikachu got by Ash cautiously while the cats pawed closer. Suddenly, they leaped. A pounce! Ash grabbed Pikachu and ducked the kitten assault. The three cats flew over Ash and Pikachu. Those two would be okay.
"Stop it!" another male squealed in pain. "That smarts! OUCH!" When Pikachu and Ash realized that they weren't harmed. They looked up to make sure Togepi and Larvitar were okay. They were but they were gawking at the mess with the three cats and...what was that they were scratching at?
"Lightning Paw!" the one with the gloves shouted, a female from her pitch. THWACK! A white weasel was smacked right into Ash's arms. The rodent was beaten pretty bad. Ash had to wonder why these cats would abuse the weasel until he saw underwear from Misty's bag. Ash blushed, viewing a woman's unmentionables. Could this rodent have sneaked into Misty's bag for some private fabric?
"You have a lot of nerve filtering through Serena's luggage!" the black cat hissed like a formal female from royalty.
"Not to mention Kari's and Kagome's bags you lecturer weasel!" The rodent straighten itself to defend it's reasons.
"That's ermine!" the weas- ermine roared back. So that's who was yelling for help. "And besides, I was just checking the fabric of the swimsuits to make sure they can handle the currents the ocean will smack the swimmers around." What did swimwear fabric had to do with the ermine snooping around into girls' bags and luggage?
"Oh, please," the black cat disagreed. "Only a buffoon would believe that horde of lies."
"Even Kilala doesn't believe what you just said," the white cat referred to the two-tailed kitten. The first two could talk. Why not Kilala? The ermine turned to Ash for aid.
"Hey, don't just stand there!" he begged. "Get these feline fatales off my fur!" Something the cats wanted Ash not to do.
"Please, young man!" the black cat pleaded. "That weasel will continue to frisk through every female's closets!"
"That's ERMINE! How many times do I need to repeat?" Ash could let the ermine go and warn him about consequences or let the cats turn him into a morsel. All he needed was the view of Misty's undergarments to give him an answer.
"This should take a second," he answered as he proceeded to the door that was still open. The cats could only hope that the ermine was getting punished. Meantime, a messy brunette male in a white school polo and a redhead female in a yellow summer dress were making their ways to the office to drop off their menus.
"I think it's nice that Yuna's given a break from cooking for a day," the brunette sighed.
"You don't mean the one who calls herself your wife, right?" the redhead groaned. "I mean, why does she need to hog your ass for herself? You're not married and you're not even a fiance. You ask me, you two don't deserve each other and that Miharu weirdo is more your type, Kazuki. That or the other redhead bimbo teen." Pretty good chance she wasn't talking about Misty.
"Well, have you seen anything that you like, Asuka? Obviously, Shinji's not cutting it for you." A suggestion was about to pop out. Ash and the ermine in his hands had exited, where Asuka had a pretty good eye on...he may be an ermine on the outside but he was definitely a weasel on the inside.
"You!" She pointed at the fur ball, not Ash. "You tore a hole in my new bikini!" What's this ermine's problem with woman's summer clothes?
"Is this true?" Ash growled. The ermine darted his head away.
"I don't know what the hell you're talking about, sister," he denied. Asuka couldn't believe the audacity from this rodent. The growl told Ash that this was one dirty rat. He dropped the ermine but he wasn't letting him go like that...not without a powerful boot. POW! This kick was a line drive bullet that skimmed the surface of the water. The ermine skipped the water a few times before sinking into the ocean. That's a really far punt.
"Been awhile since I did a football kick." That was some kick. Even the cats and Pokémon were impressed.
"NFL or FIFA?" the white cat questioned. Togepi chirped rather confused.
"Yeah, I'm not sure if that was a keeper kick or a punter kick, Gatomon," the black cat shrugged. It didn't matter to Asuka. Seeing that ermine go bye-bye was satisfying enough.
"Thanks a lot," she praised as she got a good look at Ash. "You definitely look like Shinji a few years ago but you're more stoic and thrilling to be with." Ash blushed a little at the good from Asuka.
"Thanks," he shyly replied. Asuka liked how Ash looked that she knelt down and gave Ash a kiss on the lips.
"Mein Urlaub Spielzeug!" What did she say? Ash was star struck. So star struck that he fainted a few seconds after Asuka left. Kazuki, you might want to help him back into his hotel room. We've yet to meet all the people and creatures on this island but the way it's turning out, a few interesting people to know, a rivalry in the process and one week for all of these people to come together. Guess when dinner arrives, we'll know all and understand the situation. Perhaps have some fun in the process.
TO BE CONTINUED INTO TONIGHT...