Yay!!!!! Finally Time for the first chapter of my brand new fanfic. I wrote and rewrote this chapter about six times. It originally started at Jake and Nessie's wedding but then i couldn't write their sex scene without laughing so I just skipped ahead to when they come home from their honeymoon.

Bella's POV:

I felt Edward's hand on my shoulder and turned around. He smiled down at me.

"Nessie said that they're not coming home until 6," he told me. I had been staring out the window for about an hour now hoping that it would make Jake and Nessie hurry up.

"I can't help it," I told Edward. "It's been almost a month since they left for their honeymoon. I miss my baby."

"She's not a baby anymore," he told me.

"She's only 7," I reminded him.

"Technically, yes, but she's fully grown." Edward pointed out. I sighed and looked at my watch. 5:34. Only 26 minutes until they were safe at home.

The 26 minutes seemed more like 26 hours and by the time it was 6:01, Nessie and Jake still weren't home.

"I'm going to look for them," I annouced.

"They're a minute late," Edward told me. "Just wait." I waited for what seemed like forever and finally the door opened and Jake came in dragging 6 suitcases behind him.

"Jake," I screamed. I ran over to him and hugged him. Edward rolled his eyes. He didn't like the fact that Jake and I were friends any more than he liked the fact that he was married to his daughter, but it was just something he learned to deal with.

"Bella," Jake shouted. He dropped his bags and hugged me back.

"Where's Nessie?" I asked.

"She's asleep in the car," he answered. I was outside in a flash. I opened the passenger door to Jake's car and picked up Nessie. She stirred, but didn't wake up. I carried her into the house in the woods that had belonged to Edward and I when we were newly married, and layed her down on the bed. Edward and I had given them the house as a wedding gift so that they could live close to us. Edward and I were now living in his old room in the main house.

"How was your trip?" I asked Jake once Nessie was tucked in bed.

"It was great," he told me smiling. Edward glared and Jacob and growled.

"Sorry," Jacob mumbled. It wasn't hard to guess what Jacob had been thinking about that had made Edward so mad.

The next day, Nessie and I went hunting while the rest of the family stayed home.

"How do you like being married?" I asked her.

"It's great," Nessie answered. "Jacob's an amazing husband."

"Have you thought about having children at all?" I questioned.

"Can I even?" she asked. "I mean, can half vampires reproduce?"

"I don't see why not." I told her. "Do you even want kids though?"

"Way down the road maybe," she replied. "I don't think we're ready for that yet..." I motioned for Nessie to be quiet. Far off in the forest I could hear an animal. A deer maybe...no...moose!

I grabbed Nessie's hand and took off running. In a matter of seconds the moose was dead and Nessie and I were drinking it's blood. We caught a grizzly and another moose before heading home. On the way I heard a noise. Another animal. I turned my attention to the sound. It was a big animal. Another grizzly maybe? But ugh! What was that smell? A large russett wolf jumped out of the bushs and pounced out me. I held up my arm to shield my face and he bouced right off landing on the ground with a thud. The wolf whimpered and gave me a look.

"Jake!" I shouted angrily. "How many times have I told you not to do that? Bad dog!" Jake smiled his wolfie grin and trotted over to Nessie. He motioned for her to get on his back. Nessie climbed on to the horse-sized animal and he took off running. I followed, trying to keep up. We stopped at the house and Nessie slid off Jake's back. I'd seen them do this many times before, but this time Nessie looked like she was going to throw up.

"Are you okay, Ness?" Jake asked after he'd phased back.

"Yeah," Nessie answered weakly. "Just feeling a little queasy." Jake tried to help her up but she shook him off her.

"Get me a bucket," she moaned. Jake ran inside and came back with an old ice cream bucket. Nessie grabbed it from him second before the disgusting red liquid spewed out of her mouth. Jake turned green when he saw the half digested blood and started to throw up too. Edward flushed the barf down the toilet and helped Nessie and Jake into bed.

"That was odd," I commented once Edward had come back from the cabin.

"You can say that again," Edward agreed. "I've never seen Nessie get sick. I didn't even know she could. Unless..."

"Holy shit!" I exclaimed.

"Holy shoot," Esme corrected me from the other room. I rolled my eyes and ignored her.

"She's pregnant," Edward said clenching his fists. He stood up and started towards the door but I held him back. I didn't want Nessie to end up a single mother.

"Charlie spared you," I reminded him. "Can't you spare Jake?"

"Charlie couldn't have done anything to me," Edward said laughing. Then he went serious again. "But I can do a whole lot of damage to Jake." Edward tried to pull my hands off his shoulders, but I wouldn't budge.

"What did you think they were going to do on their honeymoon? Knit?" I asked. "They're married now. It's none of your business what they do."

Edward relaxed and I let go of him. I turned him around to face me.

"Remember when we were first married?" I asked.

Edward laughed and crushed his lips against mine. I pushed him onto the couch and started unbuttoning my shirt.

"Take it upstairs kids," Esme shouted from the other room. I rolled my eyes.

"That actually might be a good idea," Edward said. I looked up. Everyone was staring at us with wide eyes.

"Come on," I mumbled, dragging him up the stairs. Everyone was still standing there like statues, except for Emmett who was laughing his ass off.

So what did you think? Do you think I made them find out Nessie's pregnant too fast. In an earlier draft I had Nessie know she was pregnant before she came home but then i figured why would she keep it a secret? Review please!!!