Jobs That Doesn't Evolve A Best Friend Named James
*I don't own Harry Potter but I wished I did.
It's been three years since I graduated from Hogwarts. Three long bloody years, since former Head Girl, I, Lily Evans had work to do.
I was the one of the smartest people at Hogwarts. So I should get a good job right? Wrong! At the end of my 7th year, I had an interview with the Ministry of Magic for a position in the Charms department. Dumbledore told me that I had a very good chance of getting it. Instead my best friend screws around with my alarm clock and made me missed the interview! And then later in the day, the Minister saw me screaming at James Potter. He told me that I needed to work out some issues before working for him.
My dream job used to be a reporter at the Daily Prophet, but since Rita Skeeter works there I don't even want to try to apply. But now I want to be a teacher, maybe Charms or Defense Against the Darks Arts. I did apply to be an Auor, but I got rejected.
It's not really my fault you know. I've worked in bookstores, both Muggle and in the wizard world. I've work in stores, selling candy at Honeydukes, stuff that the Marauders used to buy at Zonko's.
I used to be a waitress, but I kept dropping things so that didn't last very long. To tell you the truth, I had or have more former jobs than most people that I know. How did I lose all these jobs? James Potter.
Yes, the James Potter. The former Head Boy, star Chaser, who has a killer smile and an obsession with pranks. Great body, messy black hair, and these brown chocolate eyes. Glasses, too. He's only into four things: food (since I'm a good cook, I pretend that I don't know how or else I think I would be cooking 24/7 for him and Sirius Black) girls (has a girlfriend every three months-at least its better than every week, I have to admit that) pranks (he's obsessed) and Quidditch (don't even get me started on that). I've known him my whole life. James is always there for me and he's my best friend.
But he always does something to make me lose my job. Ok, one time I was working at Starbuck's, he comes in orders about a million things that I think that he has never even heard of in his life.
Then he spills an iced-mocha all over the counter, jumps onto the counter, drops his pants and moons everyone in the café and starts singing that one Spice Girl's song, "If You Want To Be My Lover" then he gets down on one knee and proposes to me.
Me, I was in my uniform staring at him, praying to God that why did I deserved this punishment? But Remus Lupin was there, too. God, bless his soul. Sensible guy knows what to do at any time or situation.
Remus calmly tells James to 'grow up,' then the boy pays for his coffee, takes my arm, pulls me to the door and tells the manager that I quitted because my best friend has just embarrassed me and leaves James in there.
Since then, I haven't had a job yet, and I got evicted from my apartment, so I moved in with James, Sirius, and Remus. It's the least the can do since James has cost me my job again. So now, I just stay at home clean and cook very simple things. Not a good life, but its better than being homeless.
I've been trying to get a job, but so far nothing sounds appealing. James, Sirius and Remus all have a job. They are Aurors. Lucky them. Remus even told me that the only reason I wasn't an Auor is because they heard of my temper. Thank you, Minister. Even though, I am a powerful witch and they could use me, they are scared of my temper.
So, I'm stuck at home playing Mrs. Lucy Ricardo to three boys whom two of them says, "Lucy, I'm home!!" all the time.
Well, at least it beast flipping burgers at the nearest fast food place.
A/N: so what do you think? Plz review!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I don't own Harry Potter but I wished I did.
It's been three years since I graduated from Hogwarts. Three long bloody years, since former Head Girl, I, Lily Evans had work to do.
I was the one of the smartest people at Hogwarts. So I should get a good job right? Wrong! At the end of my 7th year, I had an interview with the Ministry of Magic for a position in the Charms department. Dumbledore told me that I had a very good chance of getting it. Instead my best friend screws around with my alarm clock and made me missed the interview! And then later in the day, the Minister saw me screaming at James Potter. He told me that I needed to work out some issues before working for him.
My dream job used to be a reporter at the Daily Prophet, but since Rita Skeeter works there I don't even want to try to apply. But now I want to be a teacher, maybe Charms or Defense Against the Darks Arts. I did apply to be an Auor, but I got rejected.
It's not really my fault you know. I've worked in bookstores, both Muggle and in the wizard world. I've work in stores, selling candy at Honeydukes, stuff that the Marauders used to buy at Zonko's.
I used to be a waitress, but I kept dropping things so that didn't last very long. To tell you the truth, I had or have more former jobs than most people that I know. How did I lose all these jobs? James Potter.
Yes, the James Potter. The former Head Boy, star Chaser, who has a killer smile and an obsession with pranks. Great body, messy black hair, and these brown chocolate eyes. Glasses, too. He's only into four things: food (since I'm a good cook, I pretend that I don't know how or else I think I would be cooking 24/7 for him and Sirius Black) girls (has a girlfriend every three months-at least its better than every week, I have to admit that) pranks (he's obsessed) and Quidditch (don't even get me started on that). I've known him my whole life. James is always there for me and he's my best friend.
But he always does something to make me lose my job. Ok, one time I was working at Starbuck's, he comes in orders about a million things that I think that he has never even heard of in his life.
Then he spills an iced-mocha all over the counter, jumps onto the counter, drops his pants and moons everyone in the café and starts singing that one Spice Girl's song, "If You Want To Be My Lover" then he gets down on one knee and proposes to me.
Me, I was in my uniform staring at him, praying to God that why did I deserved this punishment? But Remus Lupin was there, too. God, bless his soul. Sensible guy knows what to do at any time or situation.
Remus calmly tells James to 'grow up,' then the boy pays for his coffee, takes my arm, pulls me to the door and tells the manager that I quitted because my best friend has just embarrassed me and leaves James in there.
Since then, I haven't had a job yet, and I got evicted from my apartment, so I moved in with James, Sirius, and Remus. It's the least the can do since James has cost me my job again. So now, I just stay at home clean and cook very simple things. Not a good life, but its better than being homeless.
I've been trying to get a job, but so far nothing sounds appealing. James, Sirius and Remus all have a job. They are Aurors. Lucky them. Remus even told me that the only reason I wasn't an Auor is because they heard of my temper. Thank you, Minister. Even though, I am a powerful witch and they could use me, they are scared of my temper.
So, I'm stuck at home playing Mrs. Lucy Ricardo to three boys whom two of them says, "Lucy, I'm home!!" all the time.
Well, at least it beast flipping burgers at the nearest fast food place.
A/N: so what do you think? Plz review!!!!!!!!!!!!