The bright morning sun rose and as the first shed of light slipped through his window he awoke. Jumping up like a kangaroo on caffeine Jim leaped off his bed into his closet and slammed the door gracefully. Emerging fully clothed bathed in light like a goddess he flew over to the mirror to take a look at his steel abs, Glistening muscles, Chiseled chin and flawless hair. The beautiful God felt like a million dollars. It was time for school so grabbing a sandwich and fabulous jacket he opened the door and walked to school as gentle as an antelope.
School was a drag and it was raining cats and dogs but Jim was Perfect nonetheless. Not needing to pay attention in class he began to talk to his friend.
"Evening Govnah how's life?" He questioned.
"Howdy back to yah, it's been good I'm excited for the science fair coming up"
"Science fair Eh?, Sounds like a breeze" He huffed, "A breeze to show off my brilliance."
The door burst open with a holy light as Jim emerged with a truckload of groceries. Celebrations were about to meet their maker. Sounds of tape and glue and laughter echoed throughout the house the entire night until finally, he was done.
Instructors and parents walked around marking everyone and seeming pleasantly surprised until they got to Jim's station and their jaws dropped, clearly with awe at his magnificence and strolled on their way knowing that they would say that Jim's project would win. The time had come for the grand entrance and as they began to speak the name of the winner Jim stormed onto the stage and streamers flew everywhere along with several firecrackers strobe lights and even fireworks. But, as all this was happening He was surprised to see that the award was not, in fact for him but instead for the class nerd. Flabbergasted he stumbled off the stage and went home thinking hard but finally came to a conclusion.
That's the story of the world not being ready for my Beauty.