Your name is VLADIV VOSTOK. You have a small variety of INTERESTS. These include HUNTING WITH YOUR TIGER LUSUS, SLEEPING ALOT, and playing RANDOM COMPUTER GAMES with your AWESOME MOIRAIL. You are rather excited by things of FELINE NATURE and often use the emoticon 0w0 which reminds you of your LUSUS. You also enjoy MOVIES DIRECTED BY TROLL TIM BURTON.

Your blood color is OLIVE GREEN, like ANOTHER CAT THEMED TROLL WHOM YOU DON'T KNOW. You are fascinated by your ancestor, and often re-read your ancestor's journal every chance you get. Which is quite often, since you DON'T DO ALL THAT MUCH. You are a HOPELESS ROMANTIC, and hope to one day achieve TROLL SERENDIPITY. You also despise typing in SECOND PERSON and REFUSE TO DO SO ANY LONGER.

Vladiv sat at her grub top and stared at the screen as the file Sollux had sent her downloaded.

IT: h3y s0llUx, sh0Uld I rUn th1s n0w?

TA: no

TA: get a team together

TA: then run iit

IT: 0k4y

She messaged a few of her friends.

-inevitableTragedy [IT] began trolling computerizedAttraction [CA]-

IT: h3y. s1r.

CA: h=ll[ ]

IT: w4nt t0 pl4y 4 g4m3 w1th m3?

CA: what kind [ ]f gam=?

IT: s0llUx s3nt 1t t0 m3.

CA: s[ ]llux. Wh=n can I m==+ +ha+ guy?

IT: 1 dUnn0. h3's b33n m00dy l4t3ly b3c4Us3 0n3 0f h1s fr13nds h4s b33n 4ct1ng w31rd.

CA: [ ]h [ ]kay

IT: s0 4nyw4y, th3 g4m3?

CA: sur=.

CA: y[ ]u kn[ ]w I l[ ]v= gam=s :]

IT: y4y! 0k4y, 1'll s33 1f 4ny0n3 3ls3 w4nts t0 pl4y 0w0

CA: [ ]kay, by=

IT: by3

-inevitableTragedy [IT] ceased trolling computerizedAttraction [CA]-