The Twelve Pains of Slaying
AJ Wonkette
Summary: Kinda self explanatory, isn't it? You know, Twelve Days of Christmas, Twelve Pains of Christmas, Twelve pains of Slaying. See?
Disclaimer: I don't own either the song or the tv show. If I owned the show I'd have kept it going, and if I'd owned the song, I woulda made it less catchy so it wont' get stuck in my head every time I hear it. . .
Feedback: Sure, thanks for offering!
AN: I wrote this two years ago, and just now thought to post it. Heh, I never claimed to be smart!
The Twelve Pains of Slaying
The first thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Was one really broody vampire!
The second thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The third thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The fourth thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The fifth thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Five Turok Hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The sixth thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Six of Glory's Minions
Five Turok Hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The seventh thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Seven apocalypses
Six of Glory's minions
Five Turok Hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The eighth thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Eight swim team monsters
Seven apocalypses
Six of Glory's minions
Five Turok Hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The ninth thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Nine of Sweet's songs
Eight swim team monsters
Seven apocalypses
Six of Glory's minions
Five Turok Hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The tenth thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Ten Initiative agents
Nine of Sweet's songs
Eight swim team monsters
Seven apocalypses
Six of Glory's Minions
Five Turok hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The eleventh thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Eleven vampire cronies
Ten Initiative agents
Nine of Sweet's songs
Eight swim team monsters
Seven apocalypses
Six of Glory's Minions
Five Turok hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
The twelfth thing the Hellmouth threw at me
Twelve crazy lovers
Eleven vampire cronies
Ten Initiative agents
Nine of Sweet's songs
Eight swim team monsters
Seven apocalypses
Six of Glory's Minions
Five Turok hans!
Four hyena kids
Three super geeks
Spike and Drusilla
And one really broody vampire!
Finis-
AN Again (THAT RHYMES!)- Yep, that's all she wrote, boys! But it was funny. I was amused. And I hope you were too! Merry Christmas, and drop a review in the Review Army tin on the way out! Give the poor children their very own Review for Christmas! Donate yours today!
AJ