1 Spongebob Goes to Afghanistan
Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants and all his little undersea friends (though I wish I did) so none of this relates to Stephen Hillenburg's TV show on NICK.
Sitting on the couch in his pineapple under the sea with Patrick by his side and Gary at his feet Spongebob started thinking out loud, "Where should we go on vacation this year you guys?"
"Meow." Gary contributed.
"No Gary don't be silly. Remember the last time we went to the Kashmir?" Spongebob shuddered at the thought of being used as a nuclear weapon again.
"I know! What about my bellybutton? I have lots of lint!" Patrick offered.
"Ha ha ha, we won't all fit in there. But thanks for the offer! Why don't we open the newspaper and find a location in there to visit!" Spongebob said as he grabbed the paper from the floor, "Hmmm…. Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan! Let's try there! I'll get the phone and make the plans. Gary why don't you and Patrick go start packing because we are going to Afghanistan! BREAK!"
With a large grin on his face Spongebob walked over to the phone and called 1-800-I-TRAVEL and a young man picked up the phone. "Hello you have reached 1-800-I-TRAVEL how may we be of service to you?"
"Yes, hello. I would like to make plans for three to go to Afghanistan. First class please." Spongebob requested not expecting the answer he got in return.
"Afghanistan? ARE YOU MAD? THAT'S WHERE OSAMA BIN LADEN IS!"
"Just do your job and make the plans man."
Sorry about the wait, but it in reward I will have some totally awesome chapters coming up, trust me, you will split your side :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants and all his little undersea friends (though I wish I did) so none of this relates to Stephen Hillenburg's TV show on NICK.
Sitting on the couch in his pineapple under the sea with Patrick by his side and Gary at his feet Spongebob started thinking out loud, "Where should we go on vacation this year you guys?"
"Meow." Gary contributed.
"No Gary don't be silly. Remember the last time we went to the Kashmir?" Spongebob shuddered at the thought of being used as a nuclear weapon again.
"I know! What about my bellybutton? I have lots of lint!" Patrick offered.
"Ha ha ha, we won't all fit in there. But thanks for the offer! Why don't we open the newspaper and find a location in there to visit!" Spongebob said as he grabbed the paper from the floor, "Hmmm…. Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan! Let's try there! I'll get the phone and make the plans. Gary why don't you and Patrick go start packing because we are going to Afghanistan! BREAK!"
With a large grin on his face Spongebob walked over to the phone and called 1-800-I-TRAVEL and a young man picked up the phone. "Hello you have reached 1-800-I-TRAVEL how may we be of service to you?"
"Yes, hello. I would like to make plans for three to go to Afghanistan. First class please." Spongebob requested not expecting the answer he got in return.
"Afghanistan? ARE YOU MAD? THAT'S WHERE OSAMA BIN LADEN IS!"
"Just do your job and make the plans man."
Sorry about the wait, but it in reward I will have some totally awesome chapters coming up, trust me, you will split your side :)